Can You Ear Me Now?
The dome-sealed park is going through space. "What an awesome trip to the Summertime Planet." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I've been dying to get one of these Uber soakers." Rigby said. The trio squirt each other with the Uber Soakers. "What's next?" (Y/n) asked. "We're going to run some errands." Recap Robot said. "Errands!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "Fun stuff." (Y/n) said sarcastically. The spaceship lands on a dome platform. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Shureshot, Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot walking in the dome on a path.
"Welcome to Planet Lobius everyone." Recap Robot said. "What are we here for exactly?" Sally asked. "I need to pick up a roll on film that I had developed." Recap Robot said. "Why did you come here to get it developed?" Sureshot asked. "There the only planet that still does it." Recap Robot said. Sally, (Y/n), Sureshot and Recap turn their heads around to see Mordecai and Rigby playing with their Uber Soakers next to a tree. Rigby squirts first with Mordecai dodging the water. Rigby hides behind a tree and when he turns around he is squirted by Mordecai and says OOOOOHHH!!! in celebration. "Hey, you know how you just said OOOOOHHH!!! really loud." Recap Robot said.
"Yeah?" Rigby asked. "Well, never say that on this planet. These people are very sensitive to sound. So be respectful and please keep it down." Recap Robot said. "No problem." Mordecai said. "Easy enough." Rigby said. The six walk out of the dome. During that time, Mordecai and Rigby look up by saying woah. They see a group of ears (a couple holding hands and walking, another wearing a hat and reading the newspaper, along with another person standing next to a building wearing a dress) much to the duo's astonishment.
The gang keep walking and see a man at his house looking at his chimes. "I can't stand these chimes." A Lobian removes the chimes off the top of his house and walks away. The trio notice an ear opening a bag of chips sitting on a bench next to another person on his phone. The ear opens the bag of chips and before he eats, the lady interrupts him. "Do you mind?" He asked. "Oh, sorry ma'am.." An ear is walking a dog shaped like an ear. When a bird chirps and flies by, the ear dog reacts by barking.
"No, Rufus, that is too much!" The ear places a chew toy in Rufus's mouth before he whimpers. In a small mall called RX, the trio and Recap Robot enter via an automatic screen door. "I'll be done in a jiffy." Recap Robot moves away. "I'm gonna see what they've got for hair gel." Sureshot sad. "I wonder if they've got cinnamon toothpicks." Both Sureshot and Sally walk away together to find what they need. Meanwhile, Mordecai and Rigby look at each other and continue squirting their Uber Soakers, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes slightly.
After Mordecai squirts his in Rigby's face, Rigby gets aggressive and fires back at him, but unintentionally squirts a large cotton bud next to a sign saying Sale: 50% off. The cotton on the bud absorbs the water, knocks down a large light, much to the horror of the ears at the mall. The light knocks down a shelf of cell phones, causing them to vibrate and get electrocuted by the fallen and wet cotton bud in the process. Smoke is later absorbed into the fire alarm and starts blaring. While the ears react in agony, the glass protecting the inside of the mall cracks and shatters. "Oh no...." (Y/n) whispers. Recap Robot returns with Sally and Sureshot.
"What's going on?" Recap Robot asked. "Uh... we should probably leave." (Y/n) said. Before the trio leave the premises, a pair of ear guards arrest them. "You're under arrest." An officer said. "On what charge?" Rigby asked. "For making a ruckus." Later, the trio are at the Lobius Courthouse. "Typical. They would do something like this." Benson said. "I can see it with Mordecai and Rigby, but not (Y/n)."
Anna said. "Hey, innocent until proven guilty?" Skips asked. "Oh you know they did it." Benson said. "Oh yeah." Skips said. Muscle Man looks at an image of an ear with the words The Auricle engraved on the frame of the picture. "Who's the old lobe?" He asked. "That's the Auricle. The oldest most respected ear on Lobius." Recap Robot said. "Shouldn't they call him the Earicle? It really seems like a missed opportunity." Eileen said. "This is not the time for jokes, Elieen." Anna said. "Order, order in the court. The prosecution will now give its opening remarks." The Lobian Judge said.
"Thank you, your honor. Ladies and Gentle ears of the jury. We are here to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby intentionally caused a ruckus and should be punished seve-ear-ly." The ears chuckle in the distance, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Really?" She asked in disbelief. "Public defender, how do you plead?" The judge asked. "Uh... not guilty." They said.
"Alright. Prosecute ear, call your first witness." The judge said. "Gladly, your honor. I call Mordecai to the stand." He replied. "Place your hand on the Auricle if you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." An officer said. Mordecai places his hand on the auricle stand. "I swear." He said. The prosecutor walks to the stand. "Mordecai, would you be so kind as to tell these folks what transpired earlier today? You know, when you and your friend made that horrible noise downtown?" He asked.
"We can explain." Mordecai said. "I'm one hundred percent ready to listen." The prosecutor said. "Yeah, no duh." (Y/n) said quietly. "He really should have said "I'm all ears!" It's right there!" Eileen said. "Okay miss comedian." Anna said. "So, Rigby and I just got these cool new Uber Soakers. Rigby tried to squirt me but he missed and it was all just a big accident! Okay?!" Mordecai said. "Oh! An "accident?" Why don't you tell that to poor little Jesse down in the ICU!" The prosecutor pulls a picture of Jessie wrapped in bandages on a bed.
All the ears gasp in shock after seeing the image. "Jesse has already been hit by a car but that loud noise interrupted his favorite show. Very tragic. No more questions." He said. Rigby looks at the defendant ear. "You gotta help us man! We're dying out there!" He said. "Don't worry. All I gotta do is present these records that prove that you were nowhere near that phonebook." He replied. "Our case doesn't have anything to do with a phone booth!" (Y/n) shouted. "Wait, is this Room 17?'" The Defendant asked. "NO, IT'S NOT!" (Y/n) shouted. "I now call Rigby to the stand." Rigby is now at the stand. "So, what would you say happened, Mr. Rigby?" The Prosecutor asked.
"Like Mordecai said: Uber Soaker, accident, loud noise, boom!" Rigby said, and the ears gasp, and (Y/n) face palms. "Ugh, Rigby." She growled. "Watch your volume, son... or I'll hold you in contempt.." The judge said, pointing at Rigby warningly. "Come on, can't you do something?" (Y/n) asked the Defendant. "Uh, uh... I'd like to call for a recess, Your Honor!" The Defendant said. "Make it quick." The judge said.
The quartet are now in a room with a bookshelf and ear paintings. The Defendant is in the room alongside (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, walking around and feeling nervous. "What we need is, uh... Oh. Character witnesses. You know, people who would testify that you would never make a loud noise on purpose. Say you're not troublemakers, that sort of thing." The ear said. The trio look at each other worriedly. "I think our friends could do that." (Y/n) said. "Yeah. If there's anybody we can count on, it's our friends." Rigby said.
Later, Benson was called to the stand. "So, Benson. You're (Y/n), Mordecai, and Rigby's boss?" The Defendant asked. "Yes." Benson said. "No more questions, Your Honor." The Defendant goes to sit back down with the trio at their table and they turn to glare at him. "What the hell was that?" (Y/n) whisper shouted. "I'm just getting 'em warmed up." He said with a shrug. "So, Mr. Benson. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby would never, say, ooh, and make a loud noise like today on purpose?"
The Prosecutor asked. Benson then remembers the trio doing their signature "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! And then them chanting "USA!" Benson begins to sweat nervously. "No." He said quickly. "Hmm. I see. And what is your job?" The Prosecutor asked. "I'm a park manager." Benson said. "Ah, park manager. Park manager. Done that all your life, have you?" The Prosecutor asked. "Uh, no, sir." Benson said nervously. "Mm, what was your job before that?" The Prosecutor asked. "Well, I don't mean to brag, but I was a professional drummer." Benson said, and all of the ears gasped.
"We are supposed to take the word of a drummer? A man of a forbidden instrument? He knows nothing of peace and quiet, and, therefore, I move to throw out his testimony." The Prosecutor said, "Let it be stricken from the record." The judge said, and the trio glance at each other nervously. Next Eileen was called to the stand. "Eileen, don't fail me now." (Y/n) said. "Eileen, uh, how do you know the defendant, (Y/n)?" The ear asked, gesturing at her. "Oh. Uh... we're really.... close friends?" She said.
"In your opinion, would (Y/n) intentionally make a loud noise?" The Defendant asked. "Oh, no. (Y/n) might make mistakes from time to time, but who doesn't? Like, sometimes she talks when my shows are on. But she always whispers. And it's usually just to ask how my day was." Eileen said. "Aw..." the ears said. "Oh, aren't they just the cutest?" An ear asked. "L-Let the record show that this is adorable. No further questions." The Defendant walks away.
"Boy, that (Y/n) sounds like a heck of a girl. Would you say she's a calm person?" The Prosecutor asked. "Uh um..." Eileen said nervously. She had noticed her getting more angry than usual recently, which included her yelling more often. "Heh. Uh, yes." She lied. "But how does she express herself when she's not calm? When she's all riled up?" The Prosecutor asked, shaking his fists. "Uh, well, she says, um... It's really funny. She says, "Stop talking." Eileen said quietly. "She says it just like that, does she?" The Prosecutor asked. "I mean more in her voice." Eileen said. "How would that voice sound, Ms. Roberts, in her voice?" The Prosecutor asked.
"It would... sound like..." Eileen said nervously, and the trio shake their heads. "Go on, Ms. Roberts." The Prosecutor said. "I don't know." Eileen said. "I think you do, Ms. Roberts." The Prosecutor said. "I..." Eileen said. "We don't have all day." The Prosecutor said. "I..." Eileen said. "How does she say it?!" The Prosecutor asked. "STOP TALKING!!!!!!" Eileen shouted furiously, throwing her hands in the air, and the ears all gasped. Eileen looks ashamed. "Mm, no more questions." The Prosecutor walks away.
"Your Honor, I'd like to call a series of incriminating witnesses to the stand." The Prosecutor said. "Who else are they gonna call?" Mordecai asked. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby? They got me caught in one of the loudest shoot-outs I've ever heard." Dominic said. "They cut the moon in twain. Never heard such a terrible thing in all my life." One of the evil geese said. "You know what it sounds like to hear yourself explode... twice?" Garrett Bobby Ferguson asked. "I've heard enough.
We will now have the jury delib-ear-ate." "I really feel like that did not go over well." Mordecai said. "Of course it didn't!" (Y/n) said. "No way. That (Y/n)-and- Eileen thing killed. There's no way they'll find you... " The Defendant said. "Guilty. We find the defendants guilty!" One of the ears shouted, and the trio look at The Defendant fearfully. "Doh. Okay. Okay, okay. Don't worry. He'll probably just give you a slap on the wrist. Judge may look tough, but it's been decades since anyone's been sentenced to..." he said.
"Life in prison. The penalty for your crimes is life in prison." The judge said. Officers approached the trio and grabbed them. "Let us go!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "What happened to a slap on the wrist?" Rigby asked. "We don't have wrists. We're all ears." One of the officers said. "There it is!" Elieen said. "There it is. Uh... it says here we're allowed a leniency thingy. You know, with the Auricle." The Defendant said, lifting a finger, and the ears gasped. "The Auricle." One said.
"Seriously? We're gonna go all the way out to the Auricle's house for this?" The judge asked. "It's the law." The Defendant said. Meanwhile, an elderly ear was sitting on a rocking chair. "I feel terrible. Ach. Cartilage is achy. And someone keeps messing with the thermostat." The ear said. "Why don't you take your medicine?" A female ear asked as she approaches him while holding some medicine. "Oh, I hate that show." The Auricle said. "No. I said, "Take your medicine." She repeated. "I don't like that show, either." There's suddenly a knock at the door. "Oh. I think some people are here for a pardon. Won't that be some fun?" The female ear asked. "Nah, that show's not on tonight. We'll have to record it." The Auricle said.
"Okay, guys. Approach the Auricle." The Defendant said, pointing towards him, and the trio walk over. "Sir, my name's (Y/n), and this is my boyfriend Rigby, and my best friend Mordecai. And we were just sentenced to life in prison for making a really loud noise." (Y/n) said. "We were just here for a quick stop." Rigby said. "And it was all an accident. We didn't mean to cause any trouble." (Y/n) said. "And, well, can you forgive us, please?" Rigby asked. "I've heard a lot of crazy things in my time, but I did not hear a lick of that.
You are gonna have to speak up." The Auricle said. "Um, so Mordecai and I-" Rigby said, a bit louder. "Closer. I won't bite you." The Auricle said, gesturing him to come closer, and Rigby does, along with speaking louder. "Mordecai and I-" Rigby then trips, and crashes into him, knocking him off his chair, and their friends gasp. "Ah. Whoa!" "I'm sorry!" Rigby said as he tries to help him up, but The Auricle yanks his arm away. "The audacity. First you barge in here screaming at the top of your lungs and then you assault me?" He asked. "YOU TOLD HIM TO SPEAK UP!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "It was an accident!" Rigby panicked.
"Please." Mordecai begged. "No pardon. I find these three beyond a reasonable doubt guilty as sin for assaulting the Auricle. Take them away." The Auricle said. "No!" (Y/n) quickly gets behind her friends as the trio run off. "(Y/n)." Elieen said worriedly. She turns around. "Eileen. The Uber Soakers!" She said. Elieen grunts as she throws (Y/n) the backpack and she grabs it. (Y/n) then takes out the water gun and once the trio reach a window, they turn around and
(Y/n) fires the water gun at the ears. They fall and slip, and the trio run back to their friends. When the officers approach, (Y/n) clicks the gun and aims it at them, while staying in front of her friends. "Stay back!" She growled. The officer puts his hands up. "Easy, woman. Wh-What is that, some kind of dangerous weapon?" He asked. "It is absolutely a dangerous weapon." Rigby said. "This has all been one crazy misunderstanding. Now you're gonna let us go before-" (Y/n) was cut off as the trio were grabbed from behind and they yelp.
(Y/n) then fires the water gun, which hits the Auricle who groans, then collapses, and the officers gasp. The female ear runs over to him. "Auricle!" She gasps. "Somebody get him an earologist." One of the officers said. "I'm okay. I'm fine. I don't need an earologist." He replied. The officer gasped. "You heard me?" He asked. "Yeah, yeah. I heard you." The Auricle said. "But your horn is all the way over there." The female ear points to the horn and the officers gasp. "By lobe. I haven't heard this well since before my Woodstock days.
I used to stock wood at my father's lumber mill." The Auricle said. "But how?" The female ear asked. "Well, I guess, uh..." Rigby looks at the gun in (Y/n)'s paws. "Uber Soaker." He said. "This girl right here must've flushed out my gutty works when she shot me with her water pistol. Now I'm the Auricle, and I knew that." The Auricle said. "Guys, I'm gonna let you go." He said, and the officers removed their grip from the trio. "Yeah!" They said. "However, I'm gonna need to take your water pistol. Heh. These works get gutty real quick." The Auricle said. "No way." Rigby said as he takes it from (Y/n). "Leave it." (Y/n) said. "But-" Rigby said. "Leave it!" Everyone else said in annoyance, glaring at Rigby.
"Fine. Here, take it." Rigby gives it to him. "Heh heh. Thank you kindly, child." Later the group are taking off in their dome. "Well, that was pretty crazy. Glad Recap got that film developed, though. Hope it was worth it." Rigby said. Recap Robot looks through the pictures, to see only one came out right and the others were black, then quickly hides them and looks back at the trio. "Heh heh heh heh. Yep, totally worth it." He said.
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