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Benson's Pig

At the park, Benson is holding a meeting. "Alright, listen up. I've got a lot of meetings today with the city park council, so I need you-" As a horn is heard, a truck comes. "I've got a delivery for Benson." The guy said. Benson gasps happily, as he tosses the pencil and the list. "He's here! Haha, he's here!" He said. " "He"?" Benson opens the box, revealing a pig inside it, and (Y/n) squeals. "It's a pig!" She said. "You like pigs?" Rigby asked. "Oh yeah, I've always wanted one of my own, if I did I would've named it Waddles." (Y/n) said. "Eee!" Benson picks up the pig. "Oh, hello there. I'm Benson. Can you say Benson?" The pig oinks. "Oh-ho-ho! Guys, meet AppleSauce. I adopted him through the Oink Foundation. It cost a fortune to overnight him to the park. Who's an expensive little guy?" Benson asked.

"A pig?! I thought you were more of a cat person, Benson." Rigby said, and (Y/n) looks at him in disbelief. "Really? You still expect him to be into cats after what happened not that long ago?" (Y/n) asked. "After what happened?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) looks at him. "Oh..! That... good point." Rigby said. "Yeah, I'm done with cats. I'm a pig person now! It'll be great to have some company around the house. Isn't that right, little guy?" The park staff came up to them. "Oh, what an amiable little swine!" Pops said.

"Oh, ha ha. Apple sauce is my favorite food. I can see why you named him that." Fives said. Muscle Man points to a tattoo of half a skull on his arm. "And look, he even has a little apple on his arm." He said. "That's just a birthmark. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, change of plans. I'm stuck here with meetings until noon, so I want you to take AppleSauce back to my apartment and watch him. His pen is already set up. Just make sure he stays out of trouble." Benson said. "Whoa, all we got to do is watch a pig for three hours?!" Mordecai asked. "Heck, yeah, we can do that!" Rigby said. "Totally." (Y/n) agreed.

Benson gives AppleSauce to (Y/n). "I'll see you in a while, AppleSauce! Say "bye-bye!" Benson shakes AppleSauce's hoof. "Bye-bye, Benson! Bye-bye! Bye-bye-bye!" Benson leaves. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and AppleSauce are on the cart. "Augh! I can't believe we have to sit around in Benson's apartment all morning. It smells like a hospital in there." Rigby said. "Dude, we don't have to be there for three hours!" (Y/n) said. "Whoa, free pass! What do you say, AppleSauce, you wanna hang out with us for three hours until you have to spend the rest of your life with Benson?" Rigby asked.

Apple Sauce oinks. "I'll take that as a "yes". Rigby said. "Hangin' with AppleSauce!" The trio said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and AppleSauce go to the arcade where (Y/n), Rigby and AppleSauce play a farm-themed dance game as AppleSauce wins a perfect combo score. Then they're at Stardust Lanes, where AppleSauce uses his head and bowls a perfect strike and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby cheer.

Then the trio are driving the cart. "WOOOAAAHHHH!!!" The trio said. "Dude, we're like cool uncles." Mordecai looks at (Y/n). "And aunt." He said. "You wanna get something to eat, AppleSauce?" He asked, and Apple Sauce oinks. Later they're at a food truck called "Meat N' Greet" where they're waiting in line. "Oh, nice! They have bacon-wrapped hot dogs!" Rigby said. "Dude, you can't give that to AppleSauce. That's his people." Mordecai said. "Yeah, that's cannibalism." (Y/n) said.

"Oh, yeah. I'm a terrible uncle. Veggie dog, then, AppleSauce?" Rigby sees that AppleSauce is gone. "AppleSauce?" Rigby asked. "Rigby, where's the pig?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know! He was here a second ago!" Rigby said. "AppleSauce?!" The trio asked. Mordecai's phone rings and he answers it. "Hey, Benson! What's up?" He asked nervously. Benson, including Gene and other park managers, are at the City Park Council. "Hey, I'm gonna be here a little longer than I thought, but I should be home by 12:30 at the latest. May I speak to AppleSauce?" Benson asked. "Uh... just a sec." Mordecai holds the phone to Rigby's face and Rigby holds his nose to imitate AppleSauce snorting. "Oh-ho-ho! Hello, AppleSauce! Hello! I have a pig now."

Rigby continues imitating AppleSauce snorting until Mordecai pulls the phone back to his ear. "Alright, AppleSauce, that's enough." Mordecai said. "I just want you guys to know how much it means to me that you're taking care of my little AppleSauce. I don't know what I'd do if something happened to him." At Candy's Donuts, AppleSauce comes in and walks to an old woman holding a doughnut. "Why, hello there, little pig. You want a bite?" AppleSauce grabs the doughnut from the old woman and runs away. "Aah! Rabid pig! RABID PIG!!!!" She shouted.

Two police officers notice this. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby hear the commotion coming from Candy's Donuts as AppleSauce squeals menacingly and the old woman runs out of the doughnut shop, screaming. A chair is thrown out of the doughnut shop. Police Officer 1 grabs AppleSauce before he could escape. "Gotcha!" The second police officer handcuffs AppleSauce. "What's all that noise?" Benson asked. "Uh, we gotta go, see you later, Benson." Mordecai hangs up. "Come on!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby rush off to save AppleSauce, but the officers have already driven off.

"Wait, stop!" (Y/n) shouted. "Aw, man!" AppleSauce looks worriedly at (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby while the police officers continue to drive as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look shockingly at what just happened. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are at the police station. "Yeah, they just brought in a pig a few minutes ago. I hear he attacked an elderly woman and trashed up a doughnut shop." Low Fives said. "Aw, come on! He's just a pig, he doesn't know any better." (Y/n) said.

"Look, we gotta get him back to Benson's apartment by 12:30, or he's gonna fire us!" Mordecai said. "Alright, I'll see what I can do. That place had the best jelly doughnuts in town. That's the kind of thing cops take personally." Low Fives said. AppleSauce and the cops are in a interrogation room. "Alright, a lot of innocent doughnuts went to waste today, pig. Why'd you do it?!" AppleSauce doesn't respond. "This little piggy's goin' "wee wee wee!" all the way to jail if he doesn't start talking!" The police shouted. "What do we got here, boys?" Low Fives asked.

"It's no use, Low Fives. This piggy ain't squealin'." The second police officer said. "Well, he's just a pig. They can't talk, right?" Low Fives asked. "That's exactly what they want you to think and BAM! They slip right through your fingers!" As they're talking, AppleSauce picks the lock to the handcuffs until he frees himself. "You'll have to excuse Merv here, he's a little fired up." The second officer said. AppleSauce sneaks behind him and steals the keys from him. "Give us a couple more hours, and we'll get you some answers." The 2nd officer said. "Yeah! Until then, he ain't goin' nowhere!" AppleSauce escapes the interrogation room with the keys and runs to the control room,

unlocks the door, enters the control room, and uses a computer to free a guy named Harry Roughauser from his cell, which opens. AppleSauce goes to (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby and oinks at them. "Dude, there he is. Looks like Low Fives got him out." Rigby said. "That was fast." (Y/n) said. (Y/n) picks up AppleSauce. "Come on, Apple Sauce, we gotta hurry up and get you home." She said. They walk out of the police station and get into the cart. "Well, I think that was enough fun for one day." Mordecai said. "Yeah, you gave us a run for our money, little guy. We thought you were some crazed criminal for a second there." Rigby said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh until an alarm sound blares as AppleSauce places his hoof on (Y/n)'s arm.

"Uh, what're you doing, AppleSauce?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby sees Harry running towards them. "Uh, guys?" Harry continues running until he gets in the cart. "Floor it, Leroy!" He shouted. "Leroy?!" (Y/n) asked. AppleSauce pumps the brakes, making Mordecai drive the cart, making a great escape, as Low Five Ghost and the two police officers come out. "All units, we have two escaped convicts heading east in a golf cart!" The police shouted. "I knew you'd come back for me, Leroy. Took ya long enough. Now, we can get back to the way things were." Harry said. "Were?" Rigby asked. "Didn't he tell ya?"

Flashback

At the bank, Harry and AppleSauce pull up. "Me and him were the best bank robbers in the country." Harry and AppleSauce put on their masks and arm shake, revealing their half skull tattoos, then Harry bursts into the bank. "Everybody get down on the ground!" The customers do so. "See, I was the brawn." AppleSauce cracks the code to a safe. "And Leroy was the brains." The duo drove, with Harry holding the stolen money. "We were a team, me and him, and like most teams, we had our differences."

(Cut to a motel at night)

"Loose cannon?! I ain't no loose cannon!" AppleSauce runs away from the motel. "Fine! You wanna bail, then bail! I don't need you, I don't need anybody! I CAN DO THIS MYSELF!!!" Harry shouted. "Unfortunately, I could not." At another bank, Harry tries punching another safe open, but the cops quickly arrest him. At prison, Harry calls AppleSauce. "I had no one else to turn to, so I used my one phone call on Leroy." AppleSauceis is in the box where he was received by Benson. "I knew he'd come up with some crafty scheme to bust me out of jail, 'cause no one would suspect a cute, little pig."

(Flashback ends)

"So AppleSauce smashed up that doughnut shop so he could get arrested on purpose?" (Y/n) asked. "Yep. He went into jail so he could get me out. Now I'm a free man! Whoo! Ha!" Harry punches a bar on the cart. "Whoa, chill dude! We don't wanna get into any trouble! We just wanna get the pig to our boss' apartment before he gets back." Mordecai said. "Your boss' apartment?" At Benson's apartment, Harry looks through the window for cops. Mordecai's phone rings and he answers it. "Hey, Benson. Yeah, we're at the apartment. AppleSauce is fine." He said. "Good. I'll be there in fifteen minutes. Did AppleSauce get into any trouble?" Benson asked. "No..."

Mordecai looks at Harry. "No trouble..." he said. "Good. Don't break anything!" Mordecai hangs up. "Dudes, Benson's coming, and he told us not to break anything." He said. "Breaking news. Bank robber Harry Roughauser had just escape from jail." He shows a police sketch of Harry and a recording of Harry breaking everything at a bank. "While the suspect has never been convicted of any violent crimes,

he seems to break everything in his path." (Y/n) turns off the TV and, she, Mordecai and Rigby look at Harry. "Dudes. Benson's gonna be here soon. We gotta get this guy outta here before he breaks everything! Go talk to him." (Y/n) said. "What?! And get my face smashed in?!" Rigby asked. "Ugh, fine. I'll do it." Mordecai walks up to Harry nervously. "Hey, man. I don't wanna be pushy or anything, but our boss is gonna be here pretty soon. Could you like, leave?" Mordecai asked. "I see how it is. C'mon, Leroy, let's go. Leroy." Harry said.

AppleSauce looks around Benson's apartment and oinks. "Huh? You wanna stay here? But we're a team." Harry said, and AppleSauce oinks again. "A normal life? This is exactly what split us up in the first place! Here I am thinking we got another shot, but no, Leroy wants a normal life. Well, how's this for normal?!" Harry pushes the lamp down and Rigby catches it. AppleSauce oinks. "Bustin' me outta jail isn't good enough! I wanna rob some banks some more!" Harry pushes the TV down and Mordecai throws the pillow under it, causing it to fall safely on it. AppleSauce oinks at him. "I'm perfectly calm!" He throws some books off a bookshelf,

and Mordecai catches them. "Why don't you calm down?!" Harry throws the picture, and Rigby catches it, then he throws some dishes, and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and AppleSauce catch them, then he lifts up Benson's refrigerator. "Dude, Apple Sauce made his decision. Just let him go!" (Y/n) shouted.  Apple Sauce's eyes tear up. "You're right." Harry puts down the refrigerator. "I wouldn't be too much of a partner if I didn't respect Leroy's wishes. You sure this what you want, old friend?"

He asked. AppleSauce oinks. "Fine, I understand. My love for breaking things has clearly broken this team apart. Sorry for the trouble, I'll be on my way now." Harry leaves the apartment. "Dudes, we've pulled it off! AppleSauce is here and nothing got broken!" Mordecai said. "Yea-yuh!" Rigby said. The trio high five as Harry comes back inside. "Uh, there's a bunch of cops outside." Police vehicles surround the apartment building and the sound of a helicopter is heard. "What's that sound?" (Y/n) asked. They walk up to the window to see the helicopter move up and target it. "Everybody get down!"

(Y/n) shouted. Mordecai and Harry take cover and (Y/n), Rigby and AppleSauce take cover behind the chair. The helicopter starts shooting with nonlethal beanbags, destroying everything in Benson's apartment, including the lamp, the TV, the bookshelf, the picture, the dishes, the refrigerator, and the wall and it explodes. The shooting stops as (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, AppleSauce and Harry get up and walk to the destroyed wall where the cops are waiting. "This is it, Roughauser! Come out with your hands up!" Merv shouted. "Never! I ain't goin' down without a fight!" Harry shouted. "Then you leave us no choice!" He takes out his walkie-talkie. "All units! Bring in more bean bags."

The firearms officers run up the stairs to Benson's apartment and use a battering ram to break the door down. "AAH!!" The trio shouted. Two firearm officers with the battering ram move out of the way while one holds a bazooka. "Huh? Uh-oh!" The firearms officer starts firing beanbags at Harry in slow-motion as he gets hit and backs up to the torn wall. AppleSauce sees this and runs to rescue Harry, who is about to fall, but AppleSauce grabs him. Low Five Ghost, Merv and the second police officer watch in shock. AppleSauce oinks.

"No, Leroy, just let me go." Harry said. AppleSauce oinks again. "It's too late for me. Those nonlethal bean bags really hurt. If anyone deserves a life of luxury in this beautiful, one-bedroom apartment, it's you." Harry said. AppleSauce oinks. "I'll never forget you.' "Goodbye, partner." AppleSauce lets go of Harry's hand as Harry falls and lands on a trampoline. He starts punching the trampoline as the cops arrest him. "Sorry about the mess. Alright, guys, let's go." The firearm officers leave as Benson, whistling and carrying two bags of pig food enters his apartment. "Hey-hey! Where's my little gu-- " he drops the bags of pig food as he sees the mess in his apartment. "uy." He said. "Benson, we gotta talk to you about AppleSauce." (Y/n) said.

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