The trio are picking up roadkill in the park. "Ha-ha, dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!" Rigby said, after finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card. "This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up roadkill." (Y/n) said. "So what? We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Benson said we can stop once we get a bingo, so come on, (N/n)! Up high!" Rigby said. "Ugh, fine." (Y/n) gives Rigby a high-five. "I still think you're enjoying this too much." Mordecai said. They go back to picking up road-kill.

~8 hours later~

"Dude, I think we've picked everything up." Mordecai said. "Don't worry dude, we're close. I can smell it!" Rigby then sniffs. "Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me!" Rigby said. (Y/n) turns to him with a smirk. "Whoever smelt it dealt it." She said, and Rigby scowls as Mordecai laughs. "Then I guess you must be the expert on dealing with bad smells." Rigby snapped, and Mordecai laughs even harder. "It wasn't either of us. Look!" They stop the cart they're in and see a huge skunk in the road, thinking it's dead. "Ugh, skunk!" Mordecai said. "Gross!" (Y/n) said.

"Wait, skunk?!" Rigby looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo, Rigby gasps. "Dudes, Bingo!" Rigby said. "Bingo?" (Y/n) asked. "Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o, bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!" Rigby said. "Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!" Mordecai said."Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" The duo said, and (Y/n) chuckled. "Woahhhhh!!!" Mordecai said. "You said earlier about Rigby enjoying this too much?" (Y/n) asked Mordecai playfully, and he huffs and turns away, and Rigby laughs. "Yeah dude, looks like you're enjoying this just as much." He said. Rigby then walks up to the skunk.

"Bing-o-o-o-o! Aah!" The skunk sprays Rigby after waking up, with Mordecai and (Y/n) holding their breath and trying to stay out of the stink cloud the skunk has formed. The trio then gasp, breathing heavily. "Rigby?! You okay?" Mordecai asked. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. Rigby coughs. "Hey, whoa, whoa, watch it, watch it!" The skunk said. "What the heck, man?!" Rigby snapped. "You guys think you can just walk up to a guy in broad daylight and mug me without him fighting back?" The skunk asked. "We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!" Rigby said.

"I was taking a nap!" The skunk shouted. "In the middle of the road?!" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, watch it girl, or I'll spray you next!" The skunk said. "Don't you dare!" Rigby shouted. "Who are you anyway - Mr. King Sandman, telling people where they can and cannot sleep?!" The skunk asked. "I may not be royalty, but at least I have the common decency to let others rest in peace. Unlike you, Mr. King of Insensitivity." (Y/n) fired back. "Look, we're sorry, we thought you were dead. We were just excited. We thought we got a bingo." Mordecai said.

"So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo? What kind of sick game is that?!" The skunk asked. "It's— our boss made us... Well, okay, look — no bingo. No bingo." Mordecai said. "Well, how do I get rid of this smell?" Rigby asked. "Ha! You think you just get to turn it off? No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you." The skunk said. "Come on dude, don't be a jerk! Tell me how to get rid of this." Rigby said.

"Oh, I'm a jerk!" He enlarges and picks Rigby up in the air. "Raaaaarr! You don't know what I am! Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off!" "Let him go!" (Y/n) appears with a shovel. "Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were road kill." She said. The skunk drops Rigby. "Now get lost!" Mordecai said. The skunk shrinks. "You three are disgusting. I'm outta here!" He walks off. "Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off!" Rigby said.

"Yeah, right! Figure it out for yourself!" He walks through a hole in a fence. "Man, what a jerk." (Y/n) said. "What?! Aaaagh! What am I gonna do now?" Rigby asked. "I don't know dude, but we gotta get that smell off you. It reeks." Mordecai said. Angered, Rigby's eyes grow, his body swells and grows furry, he picks up Mordecai by the neck, choking him. "Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted. "Don't tell me about how I smell! I know it reeks! You don't think I know it reeks?!" Rigby asked. "Rigby, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted desperately. Mordecai chokes before Rigby looks over at (Y/n) and sees her terrified expression, his eyes soften with regret and he quickly lets Mordecai go, and as Mordecai catches his breath, Rigby turns back to normal and gasps.

"What was that?! What did that thing do to me?!" Rigby asked. "Guys, we gotta find Skips." (Y/n) said. They find Skips outside his house. "That was a Were-Skunk." Skips said. "What?" Rigby asked. "Yeah. And if you don't get that smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know." Skips said. "What?!" Rigby and (Y/n) both asked. "What do I do?!" Rigby asked. "This is bad. This isn't regular skunk spray. You could try taking a shower. Or if that doesn't work, coffee will dehydrate you and draw some of the smell out, maybe." Skips said.

"Seriously, a shower? Coffee? Come on!" Rigby enlarges into a furious monster. "You think you're so smart, don't you?! "Oh look at me, I'm Skips, I know everything because I'm so old, let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way!" Well, you know what I think?" Rigby growls and grabs Skips. "You don't know nothin'! You don't know nothin'!" He throws Skips down and shrinks back to normal size and gasps. "Dude, that wasn't me! Skips, I'm sorry!" Rigby said. "Are you okay, Skips?" (Y/n) asked as she goes to help him up. He coughs.

"I'm fine, kid. Forget it, it's fine. But you better get changed back soon. Because once the transformation is complete, you won't wanna change back." Skips said the rest to Rigby. (Y/n) and Rigby look at each other worriedly. The trio go to the house. "What are you doing here? There's no way you got a bingo that fast." Benson sniffs and coughs. "Ugh! What happened?!" He asked. "Rigby got sprayed by a were-skunk." Mordecai said. "A what?! Ugh!" Benson said.

"Look, we don't have time. We have to get him cleaned up." (Y/n) said. "Ugh! Fine! But don't think this counts as an excuse to get out of your work. You still have to fill out that bingo card. Ugh!" Benson runs into the house while coughing. Mordecai and (Y/n) are outside the bathroom while Rigby takes a shower. "Dude, we looked all over the internet. We should probably try Skips' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work." Mordecai said. "Coffee? Are you sure that's going to work?" (Y/n) asked skeptically. "What other choice do we have?" Mordecai asked her. The shower turns off. "Dude, did it work? Come on, come out!" Mordecai said.

The door opens and it clearly did not work. "Ugh!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) coughs in disgust. "Nope." She said. "I used everything, man -- the shampoo, the conditioner, the cologne, and the deodorant." Rigby said. "Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work. Did you lather, rinse, and repeat?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, I lathered, rinsed, and repeated! I used the whole bottle! What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair?! Aah!" Rigby transforms again, throws Mordecai off the hallway wall, and shrinks back to normal size again. (Y/n) quickly runs over to help Mordecai up. "Mordecai, I'm sorry!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai groans as (Y/n) helps him stand. "Just try and take it easy, okay?" He asked. "I'm sorry." Rigby said.

"Look, we should go to the coffee shop." (Y/n) said. At the coffee shop, a customer runs outside and gasps from the smell. "Just relax. I'm gonna go get you a coffee, okay? Relax. Stay with him Mordecai." (Y/n) said as she walks off. Rigby puts his face on the desk and whimpers as (Y/n) goes to talk to Sam, Margaret and Eileen. "Hey guys. Um, I need a coffee for Rigby — quick." (Y/n) said. "What's wrong?" Sam asked her with concern. "He got sprayed by a were-skunk." (Y/n) said. "Oh, no!" Eileen said. "What are you guys doing here, then?" Margaret asked.

"We heard coffee might cure him, but I don't know." (Y/n) said. "Coffee? Really?" Sam asked skeptically. "That's what Skips said." (Y/n) said. "Oh no, poor guy. I'm gonna go get him a coffee." Eileen said. The four take a coffee to the table. "Hey, Rigby." Eileen said. "It's about time." He slurps the cup of coffee. "Well? Did it work?" Mordecai asked. Rigby sniffs himself and whimpers again. "Maybe you have to pour it on yourself?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby scoffs. "Fine." Rigby pours the hot coffee on himself and screams in pain, flying off his stool and onto the floor.

"Did it work?" Mordecai asked again. "Argh! No! It was just really hot!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) giggled, trying her best not to laugh, but Rigby noticed. "You think this is funny?!" Rigby transforms and lifts (Y/n) into the air. "Well, I don't think it's funny! This is my life you're laughing at!!" Rigby shouted furiously. "(Y/N)!" Eileen shouted worriedly. "Put her down!" She shouted urgently. "Rigby, stop! Stop!"

Mordecai shouted, also worried about her. Rigby sees an angry, shocked crowd of customers, and a scared (Y/n). Rigby looks full of regret, puts down (Y/n), and turns back to normal. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry... " Rigby said, he turns and was about to run out. "Rigby, wait!" (Y/n) shouted, about to run after him but he quickly stops and holds his paws out. "NO!" He shouted, startling her. "Don't follow me, please." Rigby said.

"Rigby..." (Y/n) said. "I don't..." he blinks back tears. "I don't want to hurt you..." (Y/n) looked devastated. Rigby runs out of the store in embarrassment. "Rigby, wait!" Mordecai and (Y/n) shouted. Rigby shoves his way through a crowd of pedestrians, grabs the cart, and drives off into the park hills, finding the Were-Skunk's home. "Where are you at, skunk?!" Rigby pounds the door. "Skunk, come out! I know you're in there!" Rigby shouted. The door opens and the skunk comes outside.

"What?! Oh. It's you. What are you doing here?" He asked. "You have to tell me how to get rid of this. I almost hurt (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted. "Who's (Y/n)? That rude chipmunk from earlier? Is she your girlfriend or something?" The skunk asked. "What?! No! She's my best friend, not my girlfriend! Now tell me how to get rid of this!" Rigby demanded. "Why would I do that? I'm a huge jerk, remember?" The skunk asked.

"I'm sorry. You're not a jerk. Please just tell me how to stop this." Rigby said. "Heh. Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town. Always getting dirty looks, people yelling at you, everyone hating you 100% of the time. Nah, with you as a skunk, things won't be so bad. All that negative attention won't fall just on me. It'll fall on you, too. We'll split it, fifty-fifty... partner." The skunk said. "Noooooooo!" Rigby transforms and dives for the Were-Skunk, knocking him onto his back into the house. He punches the skunk. "Tell me! Tell me how to end this! TELL ME!!" Rigby shouted.

The skunk laughs. "It's Pineapple Juice, but it's too late anyway. The transformation's already started, partner." He said. Rigby runs for the cart and drives back down the hill. However, his hands turn black and like a skunk, causing the cart to melt beneath him. He sprouts a tuft of white hair on his forehead like that of a skunk. He continues to morph into a skunk as he runs home, the path melting behind him. He makes it to the house and dives through the closed front door. "What the heck?" Rigby jumps at Benson, knocking him to the ground, and continues to the kitchen,

opening cabinets. "There's the Pineapple Juice!" Rigby struggles to find a can opener in the drawer. "Come on, come on!" He finally finds one. "Yeah!" He opens the can and pours it on himself; however, no effect is occurring. "Ahh... it's not working!" He shouted. The skunk is in the kitchen, laughing evilly. "Come on, you didn't think I'd tell you what the real cure was, did you? It's not Pineapple Juice. I was just stalling you so you'd run out of time. Don't worry.

Once you're like me, you'll never wanna switch back." The skunk said. Rigby's transformation continues, and he screams out "Nooooooooooooo!" in anguish, as the skunk laughs. "Huh?" Through the window, (Y/n) is driving towards the house in a golf cart with Mordecai siting beside her. "Rigby! Rigby!" They both shouted. The duo try to get inside but the skunk locks the back door.

"Dude, open the door!" Mordecai shouted. "Let us in right now!" (Y/n) demands as she pounds on the door. "It's too late - he's my friend now!" The skunk said. "No he isn't! He's our friend and he always will be!" (Y/n) shouted. "Rigby, we've figured it out! It's Tomato Paste! The cure is Tomato Paste!" Mordecai shouted. Rigby dives for the cabinet and grabs the paste. A long and brutal fight breaks out as the skunk tries to prevent Rigby from opening the can. The skunk sprays Rigby dozens of times and looks to have won the battle. "Don't worry, it's almost over, and then you and I will split the skunkin' duties at this park for the rest of eternity!"

Tire-screeching is heard, and a light appears. "Huh?' The skunk asked, then gasps. (Y/n) crashes through the wall on the golf cart, sending the skunk flying to the ground. The cart hits the wall, and (Y/n) and Mordecai are trapped under it, coughing and groaning. The skunk approaches them. "You think you can stop me from splitting my pain with your friend? You can't stop it. You can't stop nothin'." The skunk said. "You're right, we can't stop it." Mordecai said. "But Rigby can." (Y/n) said, and she throws the tomato paste to Rigby, who is holding a sledgehammer.

Rigby stops the can with his foot, his Were-Skunk transformation is almost complete. "Split this..." Rigby smashes the can with the hammer and tomato paste flies across the room. Rigby turns back to normal. "Ha ha ha, we did it! Yeah!" Mordecai said as he and (Y/n) quickly ran over to him. "Yeah, we did it, yeah!" Rigby said. (Y/n) hugs Rigby tightly and he blushes slightly. A human in a t-shirt and shorts is lying on the floor. He coughs. "Thank... you!" He makes a very weak grunt and passes out.

"That skunk wasn't even an actual skunk?!" (Y/n) asked, horror in her voice. "He still counts as one though anyway, right?" Mordecai asked. "Totally counts as a skunk." Rigby said. Mordecai marks the skunk box on the bingo card. "Bingo!" He said. "Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!" The trio said. Mordecai throws away the bingo list and the three high five. "Hunh! Ha ha ha! Yeah!" Mordecai said.