Skips, Muscle Man, HFG, (Y/n), Mordecai, and Rigby are repairing the basketball court. Benson approaches on crutches and almost falls. "Woah!" He said, and (Y/n) turns to him. "Careful there, Benson. You don't want to break your other foot too." She said. "No, (Y/n), I certainly don't." Benson said. "Don't worry bro. Once we re-pave this basketball court, there won't be a crack in sight." Muscle Man said. "Thanks a lot guys. Since you're all working so hard out here, I wanted to treat you to sandwiches from Sandwicci's." He said. They all murmur excitedly. "Perfect!" Muscle Man said. They each grab a menu and read it. "Ooh I love this place!" (Y/n) said. "I'll get the number 12." Muscle Man said. "Yeah! For me too." Fives said. "I'll get number 13." (Y/n) said.

"I'll get the 33." Skips said. "Mordecai? Rigby?" Benson asked. "So we can get any sandwich?" Rigby asked. "Of course." Benson said. "Whatever we want?" Mordecai said. "This menu is your playground." Benson said, and Mordecai snickers. "We'll have the 46." Rigby said. (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "What?!" She asked. Benson turns to her. "Problem, (Y/n)?" He asked. "Uh..." she looks at everyone staring. "Nope! Heh, no problem..." she said. "Okay, two number 46's." Benson said. "Just one. We can share." Mordecai said. Rigby snickers. "Oh. Okay. One number 46." Later everybody continues to work on the basketball court and Benson pulls up in his car and honks. "Lunch is served!" He said. "Oh. Awesome." Muscle Man said. "Sweet!" (Y/n) said. "I'm starving." Fives said, and Mordecai laughs. "Hey, I don't see our sandwich." Mordecai said. "Yeah where's number 46?" Rigby asked. "Let me get it." Mordecai and Rigby chuckle. Benson opens his trunk and throws his crutches and hops to pull out their 20 foot sub.

Mordecai and Rigby laugh. Benson calmly laughs, but then starts to laugh angrily. Mordecai and Rigby laugh quieter and more nervously. "This sandwich cost me $85.00!" Benson shouted. Benson then turns to (Y/n). "And I'm assuming you knew this, (Y/n)?" He asked. "Um... well..." she trails off. "Hey lay off! You said we could order any sandwich we wanted." Rigby said. "I did...I said that. Now listen to me as I say this.

If you two don't eat this entire sandwich by the end of the day, YOU'RE FIRED!!!" Benson throws the sandwich on the ground. (Y/n), Muscle Man, HFG, Mordecai and Rigby are eating their sandwiches while Skips keeps working. "Pssh. We got this." Mordecai said. (Y/n) puts down her sandwich. "Maybe I should help you guys. I don't want to risk the two of you getting food poisoning or something." (Y/n) said. "Nah, just eat your sandwich. Trust me, food poisoning is not something you need to worry about for us. We've been eating to extremes since before we can talk." Rigby said. "Really?" (Y/n) asked. "Yup, or, at least since we were twelve. Remember that time with the cereal?" Mordecai said.

~Flashback~

The villain on the show is sobbing. "Here it comes!" Rigby said. "I hope you've saved room for desert!" RGB2 said. "OOOOOOOOH!" The duo start laughing. "So good." Mordecai said. "Yeah." Rigby said. "Don't go to sleep yet kids!" Mordecai and Rigby gasp. "There's a new sugary cereal on the shelf to finish your day off right! With all the vitamins of a complete breakfast, RGB2io's are the best midnight snack!" The commercial said. "We need these!" Rigby said. "And if you buy now, 1 in 5 boxes have RGB2 toys, saying his catchphrase." The commercial said. "I hope you saved room for desert!" RGB2 said. "We need that." Mordecai said. Young Mordecai and Rigby are at the store shaking the boxes of RGB2io's. "I just hear cereal." Mordecai said. "I think this one might just be a touch....not or exactly the same." Rigby said.

"The commercial said 1 in 5's a winner, if we get 5 boxes there's gotta be a prize in one of them." Mordecai said. Back at Rigby's basement, Mordecai puts his hand in one of the boxes to find the toy. "Nothing!" Mordecai said. "Rigby! You boys better not be awake down there!" Sherm shouted. "We're not!" Rigby hides the cereal boxes under a blanket. Sherm walks in the room. "Rigby what is this?" Sherm asked. "What? Nothing." Rigby said. Sherm removes the blanket and sees the cereal boxes. "Nothing!? This is nothing? You've been digging for boxes again haven't you!? You know the rules son, don't you dare open a new box of cereal, until you finish this one.

And since you're a guest in our home Mordecai, that rule goes for you too."  Both groan and sit at the the table and eat a bow of cereal. "Done!" Rigby opens a new box. "This is it, this is gonna be it!" Rigby dumps out the cereal and sees no toy. "Man!" Rigby throws the box to the trash but misses. They turn and look at Sherm. "Don't look at me, look at your cereal." Mordecai and Rigby put the cereal in their bowls and sigh and take a bite. After they finish, Rigby opens another box. There isn't a toy, and they eat the next box. "Done." Rigby opens another box with no toy inside. Mordecai and Rigby collapse on the table. Later at the hospital, they are lying in beds. Someone puts a bowl of RGB2io's to Mordecai's nose. He smells it and wakes up, repulsed and gagging from it. "Ugh!" He pushes it away. "Works every time." An agent said. "Huh? What's going on? Why does my skin feel like sausage casing?" Rigby asked.

"Oh that's just what happens when you overdose on RGB2io's. A lot of people don't realize this, but our cereal is borderline poison." A second agent said. "I thought that commercial said 1 in 5 boxes has a toy." Mordecai said. "Yes. You just picked the wrong 5 boxes. Now, sign this waiver so we don't get in trouble." Mordecai pulls out a pen. Rigby does as well, and Agent 2 brings him a waiver. "Oh, and you can just have one of these." An agent pulls out an RGB2 toy. "They're basically garbage." He said. "I hoped you saved room for..des..sert." The toy dies. Mordecai and Rigby gag, and the flashback ends. (Y/n) face palms.

"Wait, so the two of you risked your health and almost your lives over a stupid toy that barely worked?" She asked in disbelief. "Yeah, pretty much." Rigby said. "Okay, how can you tell me a story like that and not have me worry? Move over." (Y/n) puts her sandwich down and sits in between the two. "Aw, come on (Y/n), that was a long time ago." Mordecai said. "Yeah, don't you think we're smarter than that now?" Rigby asked, and she raises an eyebrow at them, and they groan in defeat. "Okay, fair point..." Rigby said. "But dude, remember that time with the huge ice cream sundae?" Rigby asked. "Or how about that bathtub full of mayonnaise?" Mordecai said.

"The mega burrito filled with a full buffet?" Rigby asked, and the duo giggle. "Less giggling, more gobbling! And (Y/n), what're you doing?" Benson asked. "I'm helping them finish it." She replied, and Benson shook his head. "No you don't! This is their mess, (Y/n). Go back to your own lunch." He replied. "But-" she began. "NOW!" Benson shouted. "But Benson, I'm partly to blame for this, remember? I knew how much it was and I didn't tell you. So shouldn't I get the same punishment as these two?" She asked. Benson thinks about it for a moment, then sighs. "Okay, fine! But if you can't help them finish it-" "I'm fired, I got it." (Y/n) waves her right paw dismissively. Benson sighs, then walks away.

"(Y/n), what was that for?!" Rigby asked. "Yeah, we told you we could handle this! Now you're forced to eat it too, you'll get a stomachache or worse!" Mordecai shouted, and she groans. "Guys, come on! I thought we were passed this! I'm sick of everyone being so overprotective of me all the time, especially for something as silly as this! I mean, you let me help you fight that giant goose robot yet you won't let me help you finish a god damn sandwich? Your logic makes no sense and I'm sick of it! Just let me help!" (Y/n) shouted. The duo look at each other with guilt for a moment. "You're right, we should let you help us more often. Sorry (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Hey, at least we're like halfway done!" Mordecai said. "Nice! Hey, remember that time in college? I think that was around the same time you sat on a brownie in your white jeans." Rigby said.

~Flashback~

"Make way for the cram master!" Mordecai said. Rigby was snoring on his bed. "Ow! hey!" He shouted as Mordecai woke him up. "Dude, I'm gonna order a pizza!" Mordecai said. "Aww yeah! Pizza! What's the occasion?" Rigby asked. "Tradition, dude! I've got an art history exam tomorrow. The night before a big test, I always order a Peparelli's pizza. The grease lubricates the brain so you study better. It's a scientific fact." Mordecai said. "Oh, I know that place. They give you your pizza for free if you order an Extra-Extra Large and eat it in an hour while the delivery guy watches." Rigby said. "Good idea, dude, free pizza!" Mordecai said.

"Pre-exam-cram pepperoni and ham!" Rigby said. "That'll be $75.50, please, plus tip, obviously." The pizza guy said. "We want to do the Paparelli's challenge." Mordecai said. "Yeah, Yeah!" Rigby said. "You're funerals, boys. I could use a break, anyway." The guy said. The duo chortle. Later, the pizza guy plays a video game while Mordecai and Rigby are tired of eating more pizza. The duo groan. "I'm dying, I can't eat another bite." Mordecai said. "No, dude, check it. It's all in the technique. This is how Kobayashi does it." Rigby dips his pizza in his cup of water. "You dip it in the water, then you just... shove it..." he shoves the pizza into his mouth and starts gagging. He drinks his water in front of Mordecai. "Dude, no more. I'm gonna barf!" Mordecai said. "Don't say barf!" Rigby shouted. The pizza guy holds the TV. "Time's up, hollow legs. I'm gonna take your TV as payment." He walks out of the room, and the duo groan.

~Present~

"Why do we keep doing this?" Rigby asked. "I wish I had been with you two back then, I could've stopped you from making all those stupid choices." (Y/n) said, and the duo glare at her. "Just saying... still, I think it's pretty cute how long the two of you have been friends." (Y/n) said, and the duo blush slightly. "Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt, but you have five minutes to finish the sandwich and 10 minutes of sandwich to go. I'll have your personal items shipped back to your parents, since you'll probably be living with them from now on." Benson whistles while he walks away.

"Let's just give up." Mordecai said. "Dude, you're just gonna go out like a punk? Look how close we are." Rigby said. "Better than exploding because I overate like a goldfish." Mordecai said. "I think the stories were helping." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, they were distracting us from the... From the endless misery of eating this thing. If we can keep this going, I bet we can get through it all and keep our jobs." Rigby said. "But we're out of eating-challenge stories." Mordecai said. "Whatever, man. Just make something up." Rigby said. "Yeah, you two are both great at doing that." (Y/n) said. "Okay. Remember that time we were... In outer space, uh, on a spaceship?" Mordecai asked. "After the earth blew up." Rigby said.

~Story~

"General-purpose nutrition cubes are ready." A voice said, and the trio shudder. "Have you noticed that ever since they blew up the earth, it's been really hard to find good food?" Rigby asked. "Of course it's been hard! Where else are we supposed to get food?" (Y/n) asked. The trio ate the cubes. "Ugh! Aah!" They said. "Blah!" (Y/n) said. Suddenly there's an explosion. "Warning! Warning! Collision detected. Space junk entangled in landing gear. Manual removal required." The voice from before shouted. "Manual? That means one of us has to go... out there." Rigby said. "Play you punchies for it." Mordecai said. "Aah," Rigby imitates Mordecai. "Play you punchies for it". Rigby leaves the space station and gasps after noticing a food truck called "Sandwicci"s Sandwich Truck". "Real Food!" He buys the sandwich, and puts it in a frozen organ transport box. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

The trio put the sandwich on the microwave. "Yeah, yeah, yeah" the microwave beeps. "Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it!" Rigby said. The cucumber inside of the sandwich slaps (Y/n)'s paw. "Aah! What the heck?" She asked. "Quit stalling!" Rigby shouted. The sandwich disappears. "I'm not!" (Y/n) shouted. "Aah! Where did it go?!" The trio asked. "Over here, losers." The sandwich man is standing near (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby with arms and legs. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby scream and chase after the sandwich. "Hey! Get back here! We're supposed to eat you!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave the space station as they continue chasing the sandwich.

The trio later find themselves in the park. "Wait, how did we get to the park?" Rigby asked. "I don't know, just keep running!" Mordecai shouted. The sandwich enters Pops' House, with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby running after it. Upon entering the house, they find themselves in the Snow Mountains. The trio notice the sandwich running up the mountain. "It's too steep. We got it cornered." (Y/n) said. The Sandwich monster is grunting while he still runs up the mountain. "Ah, come on!" Rigby said. The sandwich monster is still running, while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby climb to the mountain then they keep running to catch him, the sandwich monster slides to the snow, while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are sliding to the snow catching him, the sandwich monster grunts then he falls down. The trio scream, and the curtain closed. "Where'd the curtain come from?!" (Y/n) asked.

They enter inside the curtain. Rigby points to the sandwich monster. "There it goes!" Mordecai opened the curtain, and it revealed to be the roof. They keep running, then stop. "End of the road, sandwich." Mordecai said, and thunder crashes. It revealed to be Giant Benson's hand with the spatula; he flipped the sandwich monster, while the sandwich monster is laughing evilly. "What?!" The trio asked. Then the giant Benson's Hand with the spatula pushes (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby while Mordecai and Rigby are falling, they fall to the water. "FINISH THAT SANDWICH, OR YOU'RE FIRED!" They dropped to the hospital. (Y/n) groans. "RGB2?" The trio asked.

"What are you doing here?" Mordecai asked. "You're running out of time. You must defeat the sandwich!" He replied. "Yeah, Def eat the sandwich. We're trying! How about giving us a hand?" Rigby asked. "Sorry, I got to save room from so—" The sandwich monster hits RGB2, the sandwich monster reveals his giant hands and legs. "FOOLS!" He grabs Mordecai and Rigby, and hits (Y/n) against the wall. "(Y/N)!" They shouted. "I TOLD YOU I WAS TOO MUCH SANDWICH FOR YOU!

I'm not some lame cheese panini or veggie wrap. I'M THE NUMBER 46! YOU'VE FAILED YOUR LAST EATING CHALLENGE!" The sandwich shouted. Mordecai and Rigby look at the sandwich in fear and tremble slightly. "NOOOOOO!!!!" (Y/n) shouted. "WHAT?!" The sandwich asked. "LET THEM GO!" (Y/n) bites the bread. "NOOOO!!!! MY ONE WEAKNESS!! BEING EDIBLE!!!" The trio fall, along with the sandwich monster. The trio scream. The sandwich monster melts. "Gross! What's it doing?" Mordecai asked. "It's afraid!" Rigby shouted. It turns out to be a normal sandwich and they gasped. "The sandwich!" The trio shouted. "Hurry, before it changes again!" (Y/n) shouted. They cut it into two pieces and they ate it.

~Reality~

The trio groan. "We... did it!" Rigby said. "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" The trio said. "Wow! You three made it! You deserve a reward. Oh, I know! You can break in the new basketball court everyone else made today by running 50 laps on it right now, OR you're fired." Benson said, and the trio gag.