The trio are are playing Karate Choppers. The three swordsmen in the game destroy enemies, as a popup appears on the screen. "Double death combo!" The announcer said. "WHOAAAAA! Double death combo!" The trio said. Benson comes in, carrying a book. "Hey guys, listen. When you've got a minute, I need you to take a look at these." Benson said, (Y/n) grabs the book.

"Sure, Benson." She sees the front cover: it reads "Benson's House Rules" "Oh, the house rules. Thanks, but we already have these." She said. "Uh, no you don't, cause I've added a few new ones in there, and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay?" Benson walks off. "Aw, man, more rules? He's gotta be joking!" Rigby said. "Alright, let's see. Rule #114: No feet on the table." The trios's feet are on the table, then they take them off, moaning. "Rule #115: No food on the table." Food is on the table, so they knock it all off. "Fine!" Rigby said. "Where else is food supposed to go?!" (Y/n) asked angrily.

"Rule #116: No food on the floor. Okay, I guess Benson just doesn't want us to eat in general then." (Y/n) said. "Yeah! That's going WAY too far!" Rigby growls while straining himself to lift the table. "Come on, man, help me flip the table!" He said. "No, dude, just chill out. There's only one more new rule left." (Y/n) said. "What is it?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) flips the page, then, a shocked look comes to her face. "No video games?!" She asked. "What?!" Mordecai asked.

"Are you nuts?!" Rigby asked. "Rule #47: No yelling!" Benson said, while holding up rule. "But you're yelling right now." (Y/n) said, and Benson glares at her as her best friends snicker. "You can't take video games away from us, man. What're we supposed to do?" Rigby said. "Work. You're supposed to work." Benson said. "Yeah, but not all the time!" (Y/n) shouted. "You know what? We're sick of all your rules! No prank calls, no rock-paper-scissors, no punchies, no unicorns? What does that even mean?" Mordecai said. "Yeah, you're literally taking away everything we're known for!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. "Exactly! These rules are all totally random,

Benson, and they're all aimed at us!" Rigby shouted. "That's not true." Benson said. "Oh really?" (Y/n) raised an eyebrow. "Yes, really. #68: No harpsichord playing after 10 PM." Benson said. "Who does that?" (Y/n) asked. "I actually kind of like that one." Rigby said. "Yeah, but that's the only good one in there. The rest of them are terrible!" Mordecai said. "Look, I'm doing you a favor.

Life without rules is chaos." Benson said. "Taking away our hobbies isn't a favor!" (Y/n) shouted. "She's right, we're only signing off on the rules we like." Mordecai said. "Yeah, like the harpsichord one!" Rigby said. "It doesn't work that way! If you can't agree to live by all the house rules, then you can't live in this house!" Benson shouted. "You're breaking rule number 47 again, Benson." (Y/n) said. "Well then, we won't live in this house." Mordecai said. "Yeah, cause your rules are whack!" Rigby said. "We'll show you. We're not gonna live with any rules at all." (Y/n) said.

The trio are now in a tent outside, back to playing Karate Choppers. "Double death combo!" The announcer said. "WHOAAAAA!" The trio said. "Heheh. Dudes, we should have moved out a long time ago. I feel like I just got out of prison." Mordecai said. "That's 'cause Benson built a rule prison around us. But we busted out, and now we can do whatever we want!" Rigby said. "Rules are for fools! Rules are for fools! Save your stupid rulin' for fools that need some schoolin'!"

The trio rapped. The tent begins to get destroyed, and the impact of it breaks the TV and sends (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby flying out of the tent. Muscle Man is revealed to be the one destroying the tent, and he falls through the tent, but continues to punch and scream. "Muscle Man, what are you doing?!" (Y/n) asked angrily. "My job, bro. Read it and weep, ladies." He holds up Rule #118: No overnight camping. "Aw, what? Come on!" The trio said. "Now he's definitely aiming rules at us!" (Y/n) said.

"While I sympathize with your quest to live free of the man's rules, this guy's still gotta put food on the table." Muscle Man said. "Fine! But you didn't have to ruin our campsite!" Mordecai said. "Yes I did." Muscle Man said. Later the trio go to the Coffee Shop. It's closed, but Margaret is still inside as the trio walk up. "Yes! She's still here." (Y/n) waves into the building. Margaret notices. "Hey!" She said. She opens the door. "Hi guys!" She said. "Hey, Margaret." The trio said. "Hey, is it true? Did you really move out of the house?" She asked.

"Yeah, we did! 'cause Benson got all rulesy!" Rigby said. "We had no choice. It was either leave or live with some other dude with rules." Mordecai said. "Wow, Mordecai! I didn't know you were such a rebel." She replied. " Yep. You know me. Total rebel." They both laugh. "Well, good night." She almost closes door, but (Y/n) stops the action with her foot. "Actually, we don't have anywhere to sleep, so we were hoping you would let us camp out here tonight." She said. "I wish I could, but, my manager has a rule about that kind of thing." Margaret said. A guy in white shirt sticks a paper to the window that reads, "get lost campers" "Sorry, guys." She said. "It's cool. I'm sure we can find some place to crash that isn't so big on rules. Later!" Mordecai said.

The trio walk off, and go to the Awesome Dynamite. The guy carrying a clipboard lets two couples in, but when the trio walk up, he stops them in their path, then turns his clipboard around to show "No losers." Next up is Al's Convienience Market. The trio have their sleeping bags on the floor before Al walks up and points to a sign reading, "No hanging out." They pick up their sleeping bags and walk off. Finally, they stop at a bench and try to sleep before a shirtless man comes up to point at a tattoo reading "Günther," then he points to the bench, which is revealed to also read

"Günther," then, he sticks up a baseball bat, also reading "Günther." Günther chases the trio before he stops at an alley, twirls his bat and walks off. The trio then pop their heads out from behind the garbage. "Dudes, this is getting intense." Mordecai said. "Yeah, who know literally every place had such dumb rules?!" (Y/n) asked in frustration. Rigby moans. "No! More! RUUUUULES!" An earthquake starts, followed by a gust and a mysterious laugh. "Who was that?" (Y/n) asked nervously. "Did somebody say..." a man comes out from the shadows. "...rules?" He asked. "Oh, great. Who are you, the alley rules guy?" Rigby asked.

"Who am I? I'm whoever I want to be. Wanna know why? 'cause I don't believe in rules that tell me otherwise." The man said. "Whoa." Mordecai said. "That's pretty cool." Rigby said. "Yeah dude." (Y/n) said. "You better believe it's pretty cool. So what's your guys' story? You all free to do whatever you want?" The man asked. "We wish." Mordecai said. "Yeah, we have this lame boss Benson that tells us to-" Rigby began. "Boss? What's that?" The man asked, and (Y/n) blinked. "You're kidding. He's kidding, right?" She asked, and her best friends shrug.

"Yes, I know what a boss is. I was just making a point. Bosses are nothing but fools with rules." The man said. "Oh yeah, rules for fools." Rigby said. "That's right! It makes so much sense in rhymes." No Rules Man said. "Whoa, that's crazy!" Rigby said. "You guys seem pretty cool, so I'll let you in on a little secret." He whispers. "I know of a place where rules don't exist." "Oh yeah? Which place is that? Cloud Cuckoo Land?" (Y/n) asked sarcastically, and Rigby snickers. "Shhhhhhhhhhhh." He signals the trio to follow him as he backs up to a box filled with garbage bags. He almost jumps in before... "A box of trash? Are you joking?" (Y/n) asked. "Do I look like I'm joking?" He jumps in. "Uh, I don't know about this, dudes." Mordecai said. "Well, I practically sleep in a pile of garbage at home anyways, so this isn't really that different for me."

Rigby walks up to the box and jumps in. Mordecai and (Y/n) follow, but scream as they fall through the unexpectedly deep hole. They scream again as they reach the bottom of the hole and fall to the earth. Rigby and the No Rules Man are playing a video game as the duo fall on the table, and see a game of rock-paper-scissors in progress. "Sweet!" (Y/n) looks over and sees a punchie parade, and then notices Rigby and the No Rules Man are playing Karate Choppers. "WHOAAAAA! Double death combo!" The two shouted. "Aw, you guys have Karate Choppers down here?"

Mordecai walks up to the couch and sits, feet on the floor, and (Y/n) does the same. "Go ahead. Put your feet up." No Rules Man said. "Aw, yeah-yuh!" Mordecai does so. "Can we get next game?" He asked. "No need, bro." A controller appears right in Mordecai's and (Y/n)'s hands. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the No Rules Man are now playing four-player mode. "Three-player Karate Choppers!" The trio said. They pick up pizza and high-five each other with the pizzas. "Oh, yeah-yuh!" They said. "Rockin'." The man's phone is ringing. "Would you mind getting that?" He asked.

(Y/n) picks it up. A prank caller is on the other end. "Hello?" She asked. "Loser says what!" The person said. "Who is this?" (Y/n) asked. "Loser says what!" They said again. "I know what you're trying to do. I'm not going to say "what." (Y/n) then realizes that she just did and face palms. The man laughs. "You're a loser! You loserhead! I hate you!" (Y/n) hangs up. "Dude, I think someone just prank called us." She said. "Ah, yeah. It was probably Kevin." No Rules Man points to the phone booth. Kevin laughs hysterically before the phone booth blasts off like a rocket.

"Huh, I didn't know Doctor Who lived here." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "Oh man, you guys can make prank calls down here?" Rigby asked. "You still don't get it, do you? Down here, you can do..." No Rules Man floats up to the air. "...whatever you want." He said. "Whoaaaaaaaahhhhhh." The trio said, they, too, float up to the air. "Dudes, in Benson's face! Living without rules is awesome!" Rigby said.

"Yeah it is!" Mordecai said. The trio laugh. "No rules! No rules! No rules! No rules!" They chanted. No Rules Man laughs. "That's right, no rules at all." He points. "Hey, look over there!" The trio look off in distance, then, the No Rules Man punches (Y/n). "Ow!" She turns to glare at him. "What the heck, man?" Mordecai asked. "Dude! He just took your wallet!" Rigby said to (Y/n). No Rules Man has her wallet. "Dude, give it back!" (Y/n) said. "Why? There's no rule that says I can't take other people's stuff." He replied.

"He's right, dudes." The trio recoil in fear at seeing an old Mordecai. "Oh, man! I used to be so cool-looking!" He pats Mordecai's hair. "Wow, you're totally going to miss that. You know what else you're going to miss?" He points to (Y/n). "Her. Enjoy her while you got her, you know what I'm saying?" Rigby and (Y/n) look at each with fear and concern. "What?! That better not be some kind of foreshowing!" (Y/n) shouted. "Yeah, what does that mean?!" Rigby panicked. "Oh, uh, nothing, dude." old Mordecai said. "Dude! How is this even happening?" Mordecai asked. "Because there's no rule that says it can't! From your future to your past, anyone can join the party."

No Rules Man said. Suddenly unicorns drive up from below. "Unicorns?!" Mordecai shouted. "Not these jerks again!" (Y/n) shouted. "They're supposed to be dead!" Rigby shouted. "Check it, bros! It's those three jerkbags that blew us up!" The 1st unicorn said. "You gotta listen to us, man! These guys are seriously bad news! You gotta get rid of them!" (Y/n) shouted. "Did you just tell me what to do?! You just told me what to do! Hey, they just told me what to do!" No Rules Man shouted. Shock comes to some punks, Kevin, and the unicorns.

"They're telling people what do to?!" The 1st unicorn asked. "Oh, no way, bro! Get 'em!" The 2nd one said. The unicorn's car drives up into the sky and runs (Y/n), Mordecais and Rigby over, sending them to the ground. They get up as the car turns around to chase them, running the old Mordecai over. The trio duck for cover as the punk truck comes up. The punks give the trio punchies as Kevin's phonebooth comes zooming towards them, which they duck under before a giant RPS hand comes to try to crush the trio. "Hey, you gotta get us outta here, man!" Rigby shouted. "This guy ain't gotta do jack, amigo! I can't believe how lame you guys turned out! I thought you were cool!" Everyone else comes up. "Us lame?! You're the one who turned out to be lame you big jerk!" (Y/n) shouted. "I hate to admit this, but I miss Benson and his stupid rules!" Rigby shouted.

"Wait! Yo! No Rules Guy! You do have at least one rule down here. You have a rule against rules." (Y/n) said. "There's no rule against rules." No Rules Man said. "That's all I needed to hear." (Y/n) raises her hand to make the rule book appear in midair. "Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!" As the unicorns drive up, (Y/n) flips through the book. "Rule #37: No unicorns!" She shouted.

Unicorns explode into neon blue goo. "Rule #72: No rock-paper-scissors!" The giant hand explodes. "No punchies!" The punchie-playing punks blow up. "And no prank calls!" Rigby shouted. Kevin explodes into neon blue goo before the phone booth vanishes as well. "Stop! Just stop it! You guys have no idea what-" "AAAAAGGGHHH!" Rigby tackles No Rules Man, then, Mordecai jumps in and pins him to the ground. "Show us the way out of here!" He shouted.

"There's no rule that says I have to!" No Rules Man shouted. (Y/n) then walks up. "There's also no rule that says I can't point this laser pointer in your only good eye!" She prepares to do it. "Okay, okay! I'll take you out!" Later on the trio go back to the house. In Benson's office, he's writing something up as Mordecai drops the rule book on the table. "There. We signed off on all your rules, Benson." He said. "Well, well, well. Wasn't so easy living without rules, was it?" Benson opens the book.

"Wait a minute. One of these rules is missing." He said. "Oh, no. Which one?" Rigby asked. "I don't know, there's over a hundred of these things!" Benson shouted. "Well, then, how do you know it's missing?" (Y/n) asked. "Because somebody RIPPED IT OUT!!" Benson shouted. "That's crazy. I wonder which one it is." Mordecai said. Back at No Rules World, The No Rules Man is playing Karate Choppers, all by himself. "Hmph. Hmph. I don't need those guys, I can play video games by myself." The ripped page falls onto his lap. It is Rule #117: No Video Games. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" The No Rules Man, as well as everything else explodes, leaving the No Rules World into nothing but a barren wasteland.