(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are watching a movie at the coffee shop. "Now, back to Crime Scene Detective Cops 2." The guys on the TV drive up to some ladies. "Hey, ladies. Did you happen to catch our license plate? It's missing some numbers." The 1st said. "Your numbers. How 'bout it, ladies?" The second asked. The girls chuckle. The blonde girl takes out a sheet of paper. "Here!" She said. "And that's how you get a chick's number." The 1st cop said. "Aw, yeah! Cruisin'!" The 2nd said. Everyone in the movie laughs, then the caption says "end." And (Y/n), Margaret and Eileen aren't impressed. "What?" The girl trio asked in disbelief. "Whoa. That was awesome!" Rigby said. "I can't believe you think that's cool." (Y/n) said.

"Yeah. That movie was chauvinistic, and also, inaccurate." Eileen said. "I don't know. I heard that movie was based on a true story." Mordecai said. "If this movie has taught us anything, and it definitely has, you only need one thing to get a girl's number. A sweet ride." Rigby said. "I mean, not necessarily. You could just, you know, ask a girl for it, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "(Y/n), don't be so naive, that would never work." Rigby said, startling her, and she scoffs.

"Why not?" She asked. "Rigby's right. It's a known fact that wheels make you more attractive." Mordecai said. "A known fact! I don't know how many times I've almost gotten a girl's number, then some guy in a muscle car would swing in and totally ruin my game." Rigby said, and the girl trio laugh. "Oh, guys. You're kidding, right?" Margaret said. "Are you saying you wouldn't give us your number if we pulled up in some cool wheels?" Mordecai said. "You idiots would never be able to get a girl's number cruising." (Y/n) said without thinking. She didn't normally insult her own friends, but they were starting to piss her off with this conversation.

Mordecai and Rigby looked a little hurt but quickly covered it up. "Oh yeah?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) puts her hands on the table and stares into Mordecai's eyes. "Yeah." She said. Rigby hops up onto the table. "Let's bet on it!" He said. "Okay. How about dinner? If you guys get a girl's number from cruising by the end of the day-" (Y/n) began. "-which you won't-" Eileen added. "-we'll pay for it. But if you don't,-" (Y/n) continued. "hope you can afford Lobster and Filet Mignon, guys." Eileen said. "Hmm, hmm. We accept your challenge." Mordecai said. "I hope you guys can afford Unlimited Corn-Dog bar." Rigby said. "Well gentlemen, good luck." Margaret said. The girl trio chuckle and walk away. "Whoa, did you just see that? They were totally flirting with us." Mordecai said.

Rigby's eyes widen. "Flirt? Is that wha-? Wait a mi... nah." Rigby said. "Dude, they know were gonna win. They're just playing hard to get." Mordecai said. "But aren't we cruising for two different girls numbers?" Rigby asked. "Besides, (Y/n)'s our best friend, she would never flirt with us." Rigby said. "Well, yeah, but that's just for show. And says who? She was totally flirting." Mordecai said, and Rigby scoffs. "If you say so." He mumbled. "I thought women were supposed to be directive about what they want." He added. "Ha ha. You'll learn someday dude." Mordecai said. "Whatever man, I'm just in it for the free meal." Rigby said. Later on a lot of men are cruising for women to get their numbers; then Mordecai and Rigby come to the scene with the golf cart.

"Hmm, hmm. Get some digits, get some dinner." Mordecai and Rigby chuckle. The girl trio come to the scene. "Oh, look who it is." (Y/n) said mockingly. "Ladies." Mordecai said. "Since we get to choose where to go to dinner if we win, how does Il Costosos sound?" Eileen asked. "Uh, isn't that the pricey place with napkins?" Rigby asked. "The really fancy ones, yes." Eileen said. "Sure. Il Costosos." Mordecai said. "Yeah, sounds good." Rigby said. "Perfect. Oh, and can we bring our dates too?" (Y/n) asked. The duo's eyes widen. "Dates?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, loser buy dinner for the winners, and their dates. That cool?" Margaret asked.

"Yeah. Totally. Totally cool." Mordecai said. "Awesome. Well, see you guys." (Y/n) said. "Dude, we can't afford that!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, we got to win this bet. I don't want to be the third wheel to (Y/n) and her date." Mordecai said. "Who would she be dating anyway?" Rigby asked, and Mordecai raised an eyebrow at Rigby, like he was supposed to know, and his eyes widen with sudden realization. "Sam! Ugh! I hate that guy!" Rigby shouted furiously. "I know, dude." Mordecai agreed. "Well then let's get these wheels going, and gets chick's numbers a flowing!"

Rigby turns on the music. Mordecai and Rigby find three chicks and try to impress them with their "Sweet" ride, but they laugh and walk away. They find another chick who has a piece of paper and a pencil, and writes her number to them, but it was actually for another guy on his ride. They find another chick and Mordecai and Rigby try to impress her, but she runs away, jumps on a car, and hangs on to a helicopter and flies away. "Aw, what? Dude this isn't working." Mordecai said.

"Yeah, the movie made it look so easy." Rigby said. They see two girls getting a ride with two other dudes. "Whoooo hooo!" Scabitha said. "Nice cart, losers." Trash said. "Yeah. Good luck getting numbers driving around in that." Scabitha said. "We gotta get a better ride." Mordecai said. Later back at the park, the duo approach Pops who is washing his car.

"Hey, Pops." The duo greeted. "Why, hello gentlemen. What brings you here?" Pops asked. "Can we borrow your car, Pops?" Mordecai asked. "Why whatever for?" Pops asked. "We need it to win a bet we made with (Y/n)." Rigby said. Pops laughs. "Oh, a wager! I simply adore a good wager. And so does Carmenita." Pops said. "Wha-?" Rigby asked. "That's her name." Pops said. "Awesome." Pops said. "Thanks, Pops." Mordecai and Rigby jump into the car. "Aw, cool." Mordecai said. "So cool." Rigby said. "Now, Mordecai, you do know how to drive stick right?" Pops asked.

"Of course. Uh..." Mordecai said. "What are these gears?" Rigby asked. "Those are Carmenita's special gears. I advise you not to touch them. Carmenita's special parts should only be manipulated by a professional." Pops said. " Don't worry, Pops. We'll just win the bet, and we'll be right back. See ya. " Mordecai drives off. "Bye!" Pops said. The duo go back to the Two Peaks mall parking lot. "Yo, (Y/n), Margaret and Eileen, feast your eyes on our sweet ride. Prepare to taste defeat, ladies." Rigby said. "You know what I'm prepare to taste?" (Y/n) asked, and the girls get a menu of Il Costosos. "Baltic sea scallops with red wine reduction, $35." Eileen said.

"Oh... Or Coby braised short ribs on a gold leaf. $41." Margaret said. "You fill up on bread!" Mordecai said. "Oh, you mean the rustic artisan cheese bread imported from France? That's $15." (Y/n) said. Mordecai and Rigby get frustrated; then three guys show up. "Hey! These guys bothering you Margaret?" Chad Ironchest asked. "How 'bout you Eileen?" Tuck Packerd asked. "Oh, no, no, no, no. Mordecai, Chad "Ironchest." Margaret said. "Rigby, Tuck Packerd." Eileen said. "And you guys already know Sam, so no need for an introduction there." (Y/n) smirks and crosses her arms, and Mordecai and Rigby growl furiously. "Mordecai & Rigby? These are the guys? I just want to thank you, bros. I mean paying for a four star meal for the four of us? Guys, seriously." Chad said. "Yeah, that's really cool of you guys." Sam added. "Agh!" Mordecai drives off.

"Must...get...girls...numbers!" He spots some girls. "Uh... hi. We lost our numbers." He said. "Can—can we have yours?" Rigby asked. "You got to be kidding me." The girl said. "Agh!" The duo spot another girl. "Uh, so ladies, do you--? I mean, are you angels cause—" The girls leave. "Agh!" They see another girl. "We really need to win a bet, and—" The girl laughs and walks away. "Agh!" The duo said. "This is bad dude. Just think. What else besides a cool car do those dudes in the movie have? I got it! Self-confidence! I mean, look at your face." Mordecai said. "What's wrong with my face?" Rigby asked with a depressed look.

"Your face is desperate, dude. Follow my lead." Mordecai puts on a weird confident look. "Whoa." Rigby puts on a weird confident look as well. There's a long pause. "Dude, this isn't gonna work. No human ever makes this face." Rigby said. The two girls from earlier come in and get in Mordecai and Rigby's car. "Hey, what's up?" Trash asked. "Uh, hey." The duo said. "We were just walking by, and couldn't help but notice how confident you guys looked." Trash said. "Yeah, could you give us a ride?" Scabitha asked. "Uh, sure." Mordecai said. They see another car with the two dudes that were with the girls and they look frustrated. "I'm Rigby, and this is Mordecai. What are your names?" Rigby asked. "My name's Trash." Trash said. "Scabitha." The other girl said.

"Oh, ha, ha. Those are pretty names." Rigby then whispers to Mordecai. "These girls are making me feel uncomfortable." "We just need their numbers, man. Seal the deal." Mordecai whispers back. "Uh... so, how do you guys feel about phones?" Rigby asked. "Are they following us yet?" Trash looks in the rearview mirror in the car that follows. "Right on time." Scabitha said. "Slow down the car." Trash said. "Huh, why?" Mordecai asked. "Just do it!" Mordecai and Rigby slow down Carmenita, and while Carmenita slows down,

Trash & Scabitha look at the car that's following them and start cheering. "Trash, Scabitha, what do you think you're doing?" Bloodshed asked. "Get lost, dweebs!" The girls said. "Yeah! We're having fun with our new boyfriends now." Scabitha said. "What?!" Mordecai and Rigby shouted. "Hey, Bloodshed. I think these guys are looking for trouble." Manslaughter said. "I think so too, Manslaughter." He replied. "Bloodshed? Manslaughter?!" Rigby asked. "No, no, no! We're not looking for trouble! We don't even want your girlfriends!" Mordecai shouted.

"Yeah, we just want their numbers!" Rigby shouted. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bloodshed & Manslaughter shouted. "YOU GUYS ARE DEAD!" Bloodshed accelerates and collides several times to Carmenita. "Speed up! SPEED UP!!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, I can't! This is as fast as it goes!" Mordecai said. "Maybe one of these speeds it up." Rigby said, and Mordecai hits his paw. "No, dude! Pops said not to touch them!" The car collides back again. "I'm going for it!" Rigby pulls one of the levers for Carmenita's special gears, and just like that, Carmenita starts flying to the sky. Mordecai starts to get scared, but then notices that Carmenita is flying in the air. "Two can play at this game!" Bloodshed activates a flammable device to his car, causing it to fly too. They approach Carmenita, and collide by their side.

Trash honks. "You jealous boys?!" She asked. "Spine-rippingly jealous!" Bloodshed shouted. "Throat-chokingly, heart-punchingly jealous!" Manslaughter shouted as he simulates a strangulation and a blow. "I just wanted a free meal!" Rigby shouted. While in the parking lot, (Y/n), Margaret and Eileen are sitting and taking a drink. "You don't think Rigby really thinks I'm dating Tuck Packerd, do you?" Eileen asked. "Why? Do you like him or something?" (Y/n) asked, smirking at her playfully and she blushes a little. "N- no! I mean... maybe a little... but..." she lets out a defeated sigh. "But what?" (Y/n) asked. "It's not like it matters anyway." She said. (Y/n) raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?" (Y/n) asked. "Wait, are you serious with that question? Isn't it obvious, (Y/n)?" Eileen asked, and (Y/n) looked confused. "No..." she said. "Oh come on, how can you not know? Rigby totally likes you, (Y/n)." Eileen said, and her eyes widened. "What?!" She asked. "Yeah, and I'm sure Mordecai does too. Those two are head over heels for you, (Y/n)." Margaret smirked, and (Y/n) couldn't believe what she was hearing. "What?! No, you got it all wrong! We're best friends! That's all. There's no way those two feel that way about me. We're just together all the time because we're best friends, okay? So if you want a crack at Rigby, go for it, Eileen."

(Y/n) crosses her arms, and the duo looked at each other in shock. How could she not know? "Just promise me you'll be a good girlfriend for him." (Y/n) smirks, and she giggles. "Do you think it made Rigby jealous?" She asked. "You could have." (Y/n) said. Margaret then points to the sky. "Check it out, it's a plane." She said. "Oh no-ha-ha!" Rigby said. "I'm glad, you guys are jealous." Trash said. "Cause we got something to tell you ge-" Scabitha said. "What the?"

The two cars get to the point of impact with the plane, and they are frightened and sidestep to it, one on each side. "AAAAH!" "AAAAH! Get those down from here!" Scabitha touches change Greek letters. "NO! Don't touch that!" The first touch opens the rear trunk. The second opens the front which makes the engine have difficulty. Mordecai coughs. "Stop her!" "Hey! Stop messing with those!" Rigby starts fighting Scabitha, but she grabs him and beats him.

"Oh, you're asking for it!" Manslaughter said. Rigby tries to get out of his arms, but then she pushes him. "That's not affection, you boneheads!" Scabitha shouted. "These scrubs aren't our boyfriends, we just wanted to make you appreciate us more." Trash said. Scabitha sobs. "Can you kill these guys so we can go home?" She asked. "Babes, really? That's so touching. Give us back our girlfriends!" Manslaughter shouted. Bones bankruptcy leads down Carmenita and hits her 4 times. In the fourth, the engine shoots out toward the ground; and then it explodes.

"Uhh, Mordecai? What was that?" Rigby asked. "That was the engine, dude." Mordecai said. "THE ENGINE?!" Trash and Scabitha asked. The car falls. "The babes!" Trash and Scabitha are scared but then start to hit Mordecai and Rigby until they fly up and get back in Bloodshed's & Manslaughter's car and fly away. "DUDE, DO SOMETHING!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai activates another function of the change, which takes strange wings which lift them before they hit the ground Mordecai and Rigby collide, but then they hit a tree and fall off the car injured. (Y/n)'s eyes widen and she gasped, then quickly ran over. "MORDECAI! RIGBY!" (Y/n) shouted as she ran over.

"Are you guys okay?!" She asked worriedly. Margaret and Eileen run to where they are. "You guys were right. Cruising is the worst way to pick up women." Mordecai said. "Oh, you poor things." Eileen said. "Uhhh, we'll buy dinner for you and those guys, but... can we get your numbers so we can reschedule for tomorrow night? I'm pretty sure we need to go to the hospital." Mordecai said. "Umm, yeah, of course, no rush. I mean, we just wanna make sure that you're okay." Margaret said as she fished around for her number. She gives him her number. "Course." Mordecai said.

Rigby gasps. "We got a girl's number!" He said. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, we did!" Mordecai said. "Free dinner!" The duo said. "Oh, what? You tricked us!" Margaret said. (Y/n) groans, then shakes her head with a smile. "Hey, but you never said we couldn't get your numbers." Mordecai said. "At least let us choose where to eat." Eileen said. "Okay, where?" Mordecai said. "Best sandwiches in town." Margaret said. (Y/n) lends her paw out to help her best friends up who both take her paw. Later everyone is back at The Coffee Shop.

"Here you go, guys." (Y/n) said as she it gave them their sandwiches. "Uhh, aren't you three gonna eat something?" Mordecai asked. "No thanks, we're good." Margaret said. "Yeah, we eat those sandwiches all the time." Eileen said. "Good thing these are free, cause we gotta save up to pay for the damages for Pops' car." Rigby said. "Yeah. Lesson learned, no more cruising." Mordecai said. "And now back to "Digit Jockey's" fighter pilots with the best game in town." A Cafeteria is shown on the TV. A jet landing with two adults is shown. "Hey, ladies." It shows two executive young launches a missile that says "party" to them, that the impact shows several girls in bikini on a beach. "Wanna hit the pool?" "Are you kidding me?!" (Y/n) asked. The girl trio are upset, but Mordecai and Rigby impressed. Then they turn to the girls. "Don't even think about it." (Y/n) said.