(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen are coming out of the theater after watching Crime Town Diaries. "So, what did you guys think?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, you know, it was pretty good." Margaret said. "I think I'm gonna like the remake better." Eileen said, and (Y/n) raised an eyebrow at her. "Really? But the remakes to movies are never good, hence all of the terrible Disney remakes." She said. "They don't call it Crime Town for nothing, baby!" Rigby makes a machine gun sound. "Well, I'm glad you liked it. I missed all the best parts, cause you were trying to talk to me!" Mordecai said to Rigby. "Dude, I still don't know what you're talking about!

Like I said, it wasn't me!" Rigby said. "Whatever." Mordecai said. "So, what's next?" (Y/n) asked. "Who's down for some of my famous home made Morde-shakes?" Mordecai said. "Yeah ok!" Rigby said. "Sounds good!" Eileen said. "Yeah...alright sure!" Margaret said. They all drive back to the house and Margaret parks the car in front of the garage. "So, what's in a Morde-shake again?" (Y/n) asked. "It's a surprise." Mordecai said. "It's just a regular milkshake. You're really gonna load up on desserts after that Chili-dog incident?" Rigby asked. "Ugh! Yeah, so gross!" Margaret said. "Don't remind me....." Eileen said. "What? There's always room for dessert." (Y/n) said.

"Especially when the dessert is Morde-shakes! Oh shoot, I forgot something in the car. I'll be right back." Mordecai said. Mordecai walks to (Y/n)'s car, and looks around for his personal item which turns out to be his wallet, (Y/n) has followed him to the car to check up on him. "What's up?" She asked. "I can't find my wallet." He said. "Oh, let's see..." She also joins Mordecai in the car, helping him look for his wallet, then she leans over his seat. "Did you check the glove compartment?"

She asked. "Oh, ha....." She said awkwardly. "Ha." They stare at each other, Mordecai gulps, and leans in with (Y/n) joining in, and they kiss. Then (Y/n) opens her eyes and looks disgusted, and pushes Mordecai away. But it wasn't aimed towards Mordecai, she was more disgusted with herself if anything. Why did she do that?! "Oh sorry, I shouldn't—" Mordecai said. "No, it's fine. It's just-" (Y/n) began, trying her best to come up with a lie. "What?" Mordecai asked. "Your breath is really bad....." She said before she could stop herself. That was the only lie she could think of.

"Ahh!....oh my gosh. Uhh." He reaches for the door handle to get out of the car, and (Y/n) felt terrible. "Wait, no! It's—" she began. "I'm sorry!" He exits out of the car to run back into the house. "I'm sorry!" He shouted. "Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted after him to no avail. "Yeah, you know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes. So technically-" Rigby was saying. "Morde-shakes are canceled. Good night Eileen. Good night, Margaret." Mordecai said. "Wait, what?" Rigby asked. "I need to talk to you. Come on." He takes hold of Rigby's arm and pulls him back into the house quickly while closing the door at the same time. "Whoa!"

Rigby said after being pulled into the house by Mordecai. "Uh....good night?" Mordecai and Rigby have returned to their room, and Mordecai releases Rigby's arm. "Oh man, this is bad. This is really bad." He said. "Dude, what is it?" Rigby asked. "I kissed (Y/n)." Mordecai said, and Rigby's eyes widened. "Wait... what?" He asked quietly in disbelief. "I'm sorry, okay?! I don't know what happened!" Mordecai shouted. Rigby was still trying to process the situation, but once he did, his heart shattered. Did this mean that... (Y/n) liked Mordecai? He sighs, then tries to play it cool.

"I own Muscle Man so much money." He said. "Ugh! I'm such an idiot." He said. "But that's what you wanted, what's the problem?" He smirks. "Did you have bad breath, or something?" He teased. "Awwwwww! I did!" He replied. "Seriously? You didn't check first?" Rigby asked. "I was in the moment!" Mordecai shouted. Rigby takes out a small case of mint. "You gotta pack a mint, bro." He said. "Argh! I can't believe I kissed her! I blew it! Things are going to be so awkward between us now!" He lies back on his bed. "I'm never gonna be able to face her again.

I wish I could just take it back." He said. "Sounds like you need a Time Machine." Rigby said. "Ha, yeah, I wish." Mordecai gasps. "Wait, you mean you still have it?" He asked. "Oh, you mean the Time Machine you said was a scam, and a waste of money." Rigby said. "Well yeah, who sells a Time Machine for $15?" Mordecai asked. "It was on sale!" Rigby said. "So, can I still use it?" Mordecai asked. "Only if you admit you actually think it's really cool." Rigby said. "Dude, quit messing around. My life is on the line!" Mordecai shouted. "Okay, okay geez." Rigby runs to the closet, and grabs a ball-looking Time Machine. "That's it? It looks kinda junky." Mordecai said. "Oh, so I guess you don't wanna use it then." Rigby said.

"No no, I'm sorry! How does it work?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know. I never used it before." Rigby presses the button a few times. "Gimme." Mordecai grabs it. "Where's the on switch?" He asked. "Dude, you're gonna break it!" Rigby said. "I just wanna go back to 15 minutes ago!" Mordecai clicks it to 15 minutes ago, and they are teleported back outside the park. "Whoa, where are we?" He asked. "This thing just sent us outside." Rigby said. "No dude, look!" They see their past selves.

"There we are!" Mordecai shouted. "Your really gonna load up on desert after that Chili-dog incident." Past Rigby said. "Whoa, this is weird." Rigby said. "Shoot. Here I come." They hide in the bushes. "Well, do something." Rigby said. "Like what?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know." Rigby said. "I can't just barge in there." Mordecai said. "Well, here comes (Y/n). Hehe. Look at how nervous you are. Hey baby, can you help me find what I'm looking for? Okay." Rigby said in a deep voice, then girly voice, poorly imitating his best friends. "Dude, quit it."

They now get teleported back to the present. "What happened?" Rigby asked. "I didn't touch it." Mordecai said. "Man, must be kinda glitchy." Rigby said. "That's what you get for $15." Mordecai said. "Hey, but it worked! I can't believe it! Let me see for a sec." He grabs the Time Machine. "Go back two months ago." He disappears and appears again. "HAHA! Awesome!" Rigby said.

"Dude, quit fooling around! Ok, so what's a fast way we can fix my bad breath in the past?" Mordecai asked. "I told you man: Mints." Rigby said. "Okay, yeah. We'll go back earlier in the night, and give my past self a mint." Mordecai pushes the button. "Two hours ago." They teleport back inside the theater, when (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen and Margaret are watching the movie. "You got those mints?" Rigby gives Mordecai the mints. Mordecai throws the mints to the Past Mordecai.

"What the...?" Past Mordecai looks behind him. He doesn't see anybody because Mordecai and Rigby are hidden. "Dude, that's not gonna work." Rigby said. "Well, I don't want me to see me." Mordecai said. "Here." Rigby grabs the mints. "Rigby, wait!" Mordecai said. "Psst, hey, Mordecai." Rigby said. "Shhh!" Past Mordecai hissed. "Dude, you want some mints?" Rigby asked. "What? No dude. Shush." Past Mordecai said. "Come on, they're really good. Here, take a couple." Rigby said. "Dude, quit it!" He grabs Rigby's hand. "Just take 'em!" Rigby shouted.

"STOP!" Mints get out of the box causing noise. "SHHHH!" His friends all shushed him. "Mordecai!" Past (Y/n) said. "Dude, we're trying to watch the movie!" Past Rigby said. "Yeah, then you stop trying to... wait." Past Mordecai looks behind him. Mordecai and Rigby return to the present. "Ugh. Why wouldn't I just take a mint?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know man. But you wouldn't need a mint, if you haven't eaten that Chili-Dog earlier." Rigby said. "That's it! I'll just stop myself from eating it." They now get teleported back outside the movie theater,

and the past Mordecai is about to order a Chili-Dog. "Shoot. I'm about to order. Ugh, if only that truck wasn't there." Mordecai said. "You got it. Follow me." Rigby said. "You know what you want?" The vendor asked. "Yeah, let me get a sloppy dan dog, with extra onions." Rigby and Mordecai take off the wheel stopper from the truck. "Extra? You sure?" The vendor asked. "Yeah. Pile 'em on." Past Mordecai said. "One sloopy dan with--. What the—?" The truck rolls down the hill, which leads to a crash. And the past Mordecai picks up his Chili-Dog from the ground,

and eats it, while the past (Y/n), Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen are grossed out. "What? Five-second rule." Past Mordecai said. "Ugh. That was really gross." Mordecai said. "See, I told you." They get teleport back to the present. "Agh. What's wrong with me?!" Mordecai asked. "Yeah man, I can't believe (Y/n) let you kiss her." Rigby said. "Quiet! If only I had eaten something earlier,

I wouldn't even wanted that dumb Chili-Dog. Seven hours ago." They get teleported back to The Coffee Shop. "Hey, saved you guys the last piece of apple pie." Past Margaret said. "No thanks." Past (Y/n) said. "Yeah, we're saving room for Chili-Dogs tonight." Past Rigby said. "Okay." The present Mordecai then comes in. "Margaret, we'll take that pie after all." He said. "Sure. Here you go." Past Margaret said. "What? We said no." Past Mordecai said. "Huh?" Past Margaret said. "Yeah Chili-Dogs tonight, remember?" Past Rigby said. "Oh. Sorry, its been a long day." Present Rigby then comes in this time.

"Margaret, where's the pie. Can we get some sandwiches too, with fries?" Rigby asked. "Sure thing." Past Margaret then brings in the food to past Mordecai and Rigby. "Here's your food. The fries will be out in a minute." She said. "Uh, are you feeling alright?" Past (Y/n) asked. "Come on guys, if you're messing with me, it's not funny." Past Margaret said. "We're not! I swear!" Past Mordecai said. "I'm not giving up. There's got to be a way to fix my bad breath. I got it." Past Mordecai from this morning yawns and pick up a comb, but not the toothbrush, toothpaste or dental floss.

"Awww yeah. That's what the ladies like." Suddenly, Mordecai and Rigby open the door. Mordecai holds onto the past Mordecai. "Grab the mouthwash!" Rigby takes the mouthwash. "Rigby?! What?!" Rigby tries to open Past Mordecai's mouth. "OPEN YOUR MOUTH!" He shouted. "It's for your own good!" They get teleported back to the present. "What the heck?! Get off man!" Past Mordecai said.

"Oh man..." Mordecai said. "This can't be good." Rigby said. "Wait. Who are you guys?" Past Mordecai asked. "We're from the future." Mordecai said. "Oh no. Where am I? What year is this?" Past Mordecai asked. "Relax, it's the same day, just later at night." Rigby said. "Well, take me back. I don't want to cease to exist or something." Past Mordecai said. "Wait, if we remove me from the past, does that mean I'm gonna disappear?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know. I'm not an expert on time travel! Just tell him what's up?" Rigby asked. "Okay, look, we accidentally kiss (Y/n) tonight."

Mordecai said. "What? No way." Past Mordecai said. "No really, and it's bad. We had bad breath, and she pushed us away, and it was really embarrassing. So Rigby and I, were traveling back in time to fix it." He replied. "Wait, don't tell me you're actually trying to use that "time machine" Rigby was scamming to buy." Past Mordecai said. "It wasn't a scam, it really works." Rigby said. "Whatever. All I know is guys from the future lie. Remember that lip syncing fiasco?" Past Mordecai asked. "But this is different." Mordecai said. "And what's this "we" kiss (Y/n) business? I haven't kissed (Y/n) yet. Just because you messed up, doesn't mean I'm gonna." Past Mordecai said.

"Dude, that's not how it works." Mordecai said. "Gimme that piece of junk!" Past Mordecai grabs the time machine. "Wait!" Mordecai said. "Don't worry. He's not gonna figure out how to use it." Rigby said. "Take me back to this morning." He teleports back to his present. "Well, I guess he's smarter than you somehow." Rigby said. "Agh, great. Well that's it then. We lost the time machine. I can't believe I have to live with this kiss." Mordecai said. "Never say never, man." Rigby said. "I didn't say never." Mordecai said. "Who's your best friend?" Rigby asked.

"What are you talking about?" Mordecai said. Rigby runs to the closet, and reveals to have another time machine. "Ba-ba-ba bam!" He said. "What, how?" Mordecai asked. "Dude, remember when I sent myself back two months ago? You thought I was fooling around, but I went back and bought a second time machine!" Rigby said. "Rigby, you're a genius!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, I saved three bucks with the double order." Rigby said. "All right, come on. We got to stop me before it's too late. Back to this morning." They get teleported to this morning.

They found Past Mordecai but he runs away. Mordecai and Rigby go to places related with other episodes of Regular Show like "Camping Can Be Cool", "Ello Gov'nor", "Grave Sights", "(Y/n), Mordecai and the Rigbys", and "Just Set Up the Chairs" "Dude! Stop! We're trying to help you!" Rigby shouted. "Yeah right." Past Mordecai said. "Whatever dude, It's not like you'll never figure out I accidentally kiss (Y/n) in her car at 11:55." Mordecai said. "Dude, what are you doing?" Rigby asked. "I have a plan. Shoot, I can't believe I just gave that away. I'm such an idiot." Mordecai said.

"Hmm, hmm. 11:55!" Past Mordecai gets teleported at the time of the kiss, and kidnaps his 11:55 self. "Hey!" Past Mordecai drags his 11:55 self to the bushes, ties him up, and gags him while Past Mordecai gets in the car. "Hey sorry man, but you ain't getting my kiss tonight." Mordecai opens the door. "Oh, hey (Y/n), what's up? Aah! Just stay away from me!" Rigby grabs him. "Okay Rigby quick, go back to the present, and remember to destroy the Time machine." Mordecai said.

"Yeah, fine. But you owe me 27 bucks. Well, you will owe me I guess. Back to the present." Rigby and Past Mordecai are teleported to the present, Rigby and Mordecai destroy the Time machines and the Past Mordecai disappears. Mordecai gets inside the car, then (Y/n) comes in. "What's up?" She asked. "I, uh, I can't find my wallet." Mordecai said. "Oh, let's see.." She also joins Mordecai in the car, helping him look for his wallet, then she leans over his seat.

"Did you check the glove compartment?" She asked. "Yeah I checked there..." They realize that they are close to one another once again. "Already." He replied. "Oh, ha....." (Y/n) said awkwardly. "Ha." They stare at each other, Mordecai gulps, and (Y/n) leans in to kiss Mordecai, but Mordecai then realizes he forgot to take a mint, so he wusses out by finding his wallet. "Oh, found it. Ha-ha." He said.

(Y/n), realizing what she was doing, snaps out of out and shakes her head a few times. "Oh, great. That's great. I'm glad you—" she said. "So, anyway do you—" Mordecai and (Y/n) laugh. "What to head inside?" Mordecai asked. "Sure." (Y/n) said. Who's ready for Morde-shakes?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, took you long enough." Rigby said. "You have no idea. Come on." Mordecai said. "You know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes." Rigby said. "Yeah-yeah." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) laughs as they head inside.