The trio are at the Coffee Shop, and Eileen surprises Margaret for her birthday with confetti and balloons. "Alright, here she comes." (Y/n) said. "Happy birthday, Margaret!" Everyone said. "Haha! Thanks guys! I'm gonna have to clean that up, you know." She said, and (Y/n) hands her friend the balloons. "These are for you." She said. She takes them. "Nice balloons." She said. "They were on sale." (Y/n) said. "It sucks you have to work on your birthday." Rigby said. "Ugh. Seriously." She agreed. "Did you tell them?" Sam asked. "Tell us what?" (Y/n) asked.

"Oh! Hey, do you guys wanna come to my party tonight?" Margaret asked. "Party?" Mordecai asked. " Yeah. It's kind of last minute, but I'm celebrating at this cool club called "Box"." Margaret said. "Ugh. Club?" Rigby asked. "I'm bringing the cake." Elieen said. "I'll be there." Rigby said, and (Y/n) chuckles. Sam looks at (Y/n). "So, you in? I know you're not much of a dancer." He said. "Are you kidding? I dance all the time." (Y/n) said. "You'll have to show me some moves, then." Sam said. "You got it." (Y/n) said. "Great! The party ends at midnight, so don't be late." Margaret said.

She, Sam and Eileen walk away. "Don't worry, we won't." Mordecai said. "Man, why is Margaret having her party at a club? Clubs are so lame!" Rigby said. "If they're so lame then why did you agree to come? For the cake, or for Eileen?" (Y/n) asked playfully with a smirk. Mordecai chuckles, and Rigby shoots her a glare. "Oh shut it, (Y/n)." He said. She snickers, and Rigby sends her a playful glare. "But you know what's not lame? Dancing with Sam!" (Y/n) said. (Y/n) makes techno music noise, and Rigby felt jealously rising again. "Ugh. It is when you dance like that." He said.

"I'm gonna show him my moves and then make my move, know what I'm sayin'?" She asked, and makes more techno music noise, her best fiends roll their eyes. Later the trio are all dressed up and walking to the club, while (Y/n) is still making techno music. "Time to dance with Sam, let's get this party started!" She said, and Mordecai groans. "Okay just stop! You've been doing that all day and it's really annoying!" He said. "Alright... sorry." (Y/n) said as she stops. Rigby looked at his best friends worriedly and Mordecai instantly regretted snapping at her.

Rigby then tried to lighten the mood. "With cake we'll be rewarded!" He sung. "Yeahyuh!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) laughed. They come up to the club, which has a huge line of people outside. The trio laugh. "Is this it?" Rigby asked. "Ugh! Why don't they just use signs at these places? Oh, yeah, would be really cool to not have a sign so people can't find us." Mordecai said mockingly. Rigby joined in. "Yeah, pretty cool. I hate clubs." Rigby said. "Ugh! Seriously though, how are we supposed to know if this is the place?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby walks away. "I know how to find out." He talks to a guy spray painting a wall. "Sup, bro." He said. "Sup, little man." The guy replied. "Hey, what are all those losers waiting in line for?" Rigby asked bluntly.

"Just a dumb club. "The Box" It's some junk." He replied. "Clubs are so dumb. Thanks, bro." Rigby walks away. "Yeah, this is "The Box" he said. "Aw, sweet! Come on; let's go to the front. Margaret probably put us on the list." Mordecai said. Lots of people are going to "The Box" club. The bouncer lets two people in. "Ok, you," he points at a party girl. "And... you." He points at another party girl. "Hi, there." He lets both of the party girls in. "Hey. Hey, dude. We're here for a party, man." Mordecai said. "Everyone's here to party, man. Get in line." The club bouncer said.

He walks away. "Dude, did you just check the list?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, check the list, man!" Rigby said. "Just leave! You are not on the list!" A girl in line said. "Yes we are!" Mordecai shouted. "Be quiet!" Rigby shouted. "Whoa! Whoa! Settle down! So, you really think you're on the list?" The bouncer asked. "Yeah, we're supposed to be here." (Y/n) said. "Alright." He checks the clipboard. "Sorry ma'am." He said. "Wait! You didn't even ask our names." Rigby said. "Yeah!" Mordecai said. The bouncer sighs. "What are your names?" He asked.

"(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Oh, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. Ok, yes, yes, you're definitely not on the list." He said. "I don't believe you." Mordecai said. "What?" The bouncer asked. "Let me see the list." (Y/n) said. "You wanna see the list?" The bouncer asked. "Yeah. Let me see the list!" (Y/n) shouted. "Ready to get your minds blown?, 'Cause here it is." He reveals to them that there's nothing but blank pages. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked. "Boooooooooom! That's right, nobody is on the list." The bouncer said. "But, but-" Mordecai said, but the bouncer walks away. "Now wait in line with everyone else." He said. "Man, what a jerk." (Y/n) said. "Ugh! What do we do now?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) takes out her phone. "I'm calling Margaret, she'll get us in." She said.

~Meanwhile~

Margaret's phone rings while the music is super loud inside the club called "Box" and Margaret, Sam and Eileen are dancing. "Hey, have you girls seen (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby?" Sam asked. "Not yet." Eileen said. "I wonder what's keeping them?" Margaret asked. "You think (Y/n) knows you've planned on coming to this party, just so you can dance with her?" Eileen asked Sam. "Ha, ha. Very funny. Maybe I should call them." Sam said. "Don't worry, they'll show. But, there is something we should talk to you about, Sam." Eileen said, and he looks confused. "Really? What is it?" He asked. "It's your crush on (Y/n).

We know how much you like her right now, but..." Eileen trails off. "You know her two best friends Mordecai and Rigby, right?" Margaret asked. "Duh, they're always with her, or vice versa. And they're pretty cool dudes." Sam said. The girls look at each other worriedly for a moment before looking back at Sam. "Sam, I... I think it's important that we tell you that those two..." "love her?" Sam asked, and their eyes widened in surprise. "Wait, you knew?" Margaret asked,

and Sam playfully rolls his eyes. "Duh, that's something that literally everyone knows. At least all of their friends, anyway." Sam then sighs. "Look, I know those two both have a thing for her, but neither of them have managed to make a move on her yet, so I thought there was nothing wrong with trying to do it myself, you know?" He sighs again. "I just wish one of them if not both would say something to her about it. I don't understand why they haven't yet. And,

do we even know if (Y/n) has the same feelings for them? I mean maybe she does. I really have no idea." Sam said. The two girls were silent for a few minutes. "Yeah, the whole thing is kind of complicated." Eileen said. "And she'll only be able to choose one of them even if that were the case. So no matter what, someone is going to get hurt." Sam said worriedly. Margaret and Eileen look at each other worriedly. "Yeah, we see what you mean." Margaret said. "Well, she could be in a polyamory relationship with them." Eileen giggled, and Sam snickers. "Right." He said. "If they're okay with that." He said. "Well maybe, if neither of them have the guts to make a move on her, we'll just have to help them with that." Margaret smirks. "You mean like a setup? Smart thinking." Sam said. "Or more like, we have one of them dance with (Y/n) tonight instead." Margaret smirks. "I like the way you think." Sam said.

~Meanwhile~

"Hey. This is Margaret. Leave a message." Her voicemail said, "Ugh! She's not answering." (Y/n) said. Rigby sighs. "Come on, man. Let's just wait in this dumb line" Later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are waiting in line to get into "The Box", completely bored. " Ugh! This is taking forever. It's already 10:45!" Mordecai said. "First time here for you, fellas?" A man in line asked. "Yeah." The trio said. "Ha! No worry. You gettin' used to the waiting after a while." The man said. "Do you come here a lot?" (Y/n) asked. "Every night, man! I love it! Love's my dancin', I'm manglin' with the ladies. Well, I love the idea of that stuff. I've never actually been inside. But it sounds like a lot of fun, right? Can you imagine what it's like in there? Are you imagining?" The man asked.

"Wait, how long have you've been waiting to get in?" Mordecai asked. "About 11 years." The man said. "11 years?!" (Y/n) asked. "Uhh..." Rigby said. More club members get into The Box, and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and the Party Club Man finally get to the front of the line. "Alright!" Mordecai said. "'Bout time!" Rigby said. The bouncer stops the trio and the Party Club Man. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up guys," he points at the Party Club Man. "You. Come on." He lets the Party Club Man go in. " What?!" The trio asked. "Really?" The man asked. "Yeah. Come on." The club bouncer said. "Oh, yes! HA-HA-HA! ELEVEN YEARS!!! HA-HA-HA! SEE YA ON THE OTHER SIDE, SUCKAS!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" He goes into "The Box". "Dude, what the heck?! We we're next! We waited in line! What's the problem?!" (Y/n) asked. "The problem is what you're wearing. There's no way I'm letin' you in looking like that." The man said. "What? This shirt cost $10. I bought it online." Rigby said. "Sorry guys, but in this club, fashion rules. And all I'm seeing is drool." The man said. "Rude!" (Y/n) said. Then, a limousine drives by "The Box", and then a club woman steps out of the limo, wearing super hot fashion clothes, glasses, and an extremely funky hairdo.

Then, the club woman enters "The Box" "Aw, what?!" Rigby asked. "What the heck?! You let her in?! But her clothes are ridiculous!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, those clothes were complete garbage! Kind of like the rest of this club." (Y/n) snapped. "Hey, watch it. That's fashion, fellas." (Y/n) gets out of the line. "Wait, where you goin'?" Rigby asked. "You heard him. We gotta get some "fashion" the duo follow her. The trio start getting garbage bags, old socks, cups, goggles, and spray paint to make them as wearable fashion clothes. Then, one of the many people waiting in line to enter "The Box" sees something beyond his own eyes. "Whoa!" He points at something. "Look, everybody!" All the other club members in line look and saw that (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby used garbage to look just like the club woman who entered "The Box"

"Wow! Who are they? Yeah! I like it! Wooo! Yay! Yeah! They're awesome! Now hoo-tha-barb! Look at that! See, now that's putting on clothes!" They all cheer as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby go to the front of the line, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Idiots." She said. The bouncer gasps as he sees (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in fashion clothes. "Uhh.." He finally lets them go in. "Right this way." (Y/n) finally enters "The Box", Rigby slaps the list out of the Club Bouncer's left hand, and then goes in as the Club Bouncer picks it up off the floor. "Thank you!" "Dude, I can't believe that worked!" Rigby said. "Tell me about it." (Y/n) mumbled. "Psht. Fashion? More like "Tra-shion"!" Mordecai said. "Literally. I seriously can't believe I'm wearing trash right now, so gross." (Y/n) shivers.

"Whoooooooooooooooooaaaaa!!" The duo said, and the trio laugh. "Whoa....." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look around the inside of "The Box", and saw a lot of club members dancing to party music. "Dudes, this place is CRAZY NUTS!!" Rigby said. "Alright! Stay together! We gotta find-" (Y/n) began until a phone rings. "Oh." Mordecai pulls out his phone, noticing that he has an incoming phone call from Margaret. "It's Margaret!" Mordecai accepts the phone call. "Margaret? Hey! We just got in! Where are you guys?" He asked. "Morde-- Dancing!" She said. "What?" He asked.

"In the back!" She shouted. "What?! In the back?" Mordecai asked. "Mordec—" "Hello? Hello? Hello?" Mordecai hangs up and puts his phone away. "Okay, dudes. I think they're in the ba-" he notices Rigby and (Y/n) are gone. "Rigby?! (Y/n)?!" He asked. Rigby is walking through the club, amazed by his surroundings. "Whoa!" Rigby said. "Rigby?! Rigby?!" (Y/n) asked as she had gone looking for him. Rigby starts dancing on the dance floor. "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Whoo!" Rigby said.

Mordecai is still looking for the duo. "(Y/n)? Rigby!! Rig - ugh!" Mordecai bumps into Ladonna. "Yes?" She asked. "Sorry, I'm just looking for some friends." He said. "Well, you found one of them." She said. "No, uhh-" he tried to explain. "Dance with me." Ladonna starts dancing while Mordecai watches. "I like your style. Come with me." Ladonna walks of. "Actually, I've gotta find my friend

- (Y/-" Mordecai is dragged away. Rigby is dancing, there is a massive crowd of people surrounding him cheering him on. "Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! This place is awesome!" Rigby rips off his clothes, causing everybody to gasp. Rigby keeps dancing. "Ah, ah, ah, ah!" Rigby said. Mordecai and Ladonna, go into a lounge area. Mordecai is thrown onto a sofa, and Ladonna sits down. "Agh, that's better. So what did you say your name was?" She asked. "Uh, Mordecai. But look -" Mordecai said. "Mordecai...I like that. I'm Ladonna." Ladonna puts her hand out for Mordecai to shake.

"Uh, hi. But seriously, I'm just here to have fun with my friend (Y/-" "Ugh! I'm parched! Waters please!" Ladonna claps twice to get attention, while Mordecai anxiously looks at his phone - to realize he only has fifteen minutes until the party ends. The waiter brings Ladonna two glasses of water. "Have you ever had Vandana local water, Mordecai? It's infused with the laughter of babies, you have to try it." Ladonna said. "I'm good. Thanks." Ladonna angrily pushes the glass of water towards Mordecai. "Try it!!" Mordecai drinks the water.

"Mmm, mhm." He said. "Your look - it screams high fashion. Where did you get your ensemble?" Ladonna asked. "Uh, out back?" He asked. "Australia?! Wonderva!" Ladonna gasps and puts her hand on Mordecai's hand. "We must go tonight. I have a jet. Can you imagine the fun we'll have?" She asked. "Uh." Mordecai said. "Are you imagining?" Mordecai swipes his hand away. "No, look! My friend (Y/n) is waiting for me and-" Mordecai notices Rigby getting pulled away by security in the distance with (Y/n) trying to help.

"Get off me, man! Come on, I was just having fun! What, you aren't allowed to have fun in this place?" Rigby asked. "Let go of him!" (Y/n) shouted. Mordecai gasps and runs after Rigby. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" "Let go!" Rigby shouted. "Guys! Did you find Margaret?" Mordecai asked. "No, I was just dancing and now the boneheads are kicking me out!" Rigby shouted. "What?" Mordecai asked. "This fashion reject is an embarrassment to our club! He's gotta go!"

"You're the reject!" (Y/n) shouted. Ladonna walks over. "What is going on here?" She asked. "Agh! This is why clubs suck! You think you're better than everybody else! There's that dumb list that no-one can get on, this annoying music?" (Y/n) asked. "Actually, I like the music!" Rigby said. "And now you're kicking our friend out because he's not wearing the right clothes?!

Well we're not wearing the right clothes." Mordecai takes the trash suit off and so does (Y/n). "We got this stuff out of the trash. Are you gonna kick us out too?" Mordecai asked. Everybody, including Ladonna, gasps. "Rigby is not an embarrassment. This stuck-up club is an embarrassment." (Y/n) snapped, and Rigby blushes a bit and smiles at (Y/n) for defending him. "Well, I am the owner of this "stuck up club", and I want you three gone." Ladonna said. "Harvey! Lafayette!" Mordecai gets grabbed by security. "Huh - wait!" He said. "Hey, get your hands off of him!" (Y/n) shouted, and was going to help but was grabbed too. "Throw these losers out." Ladonna said. "No! Please! Margaret's waiting for me! I promised I'd dance with her!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Not tonight, kid." Lafayette said. "Let go of us!" Rigby shouted. "No!" Mordecai shouted. (Y/n) gasps as he sees the back of what seems to be Margaret's head. "Margaret! Ugh!" (Y/n) elbows Lafayette and runs towards Margaret. Ladonna notices. "Get her!" "No!" Her best friends shouted. Rigby gasps and steps on Harvey's foot, then runs after (Y/n), and Mordecai elbows the one holding him. "Do you see her?" Rigby asked. "Yeah! She's up ahead!" (Y/n) said. She gasps as she sees Lafayette appear in front of her. "I got this!"

Rigby pounces onto Lafayette and starts pounding his face. "In your face, sucker!" Rigby said, then Mordecai punches two others going after them. "Thanks, guys!" (Y/n) said. Ladonna gets angry and lights up. "Margaret!" Ladonna growls as forms of ray of energy start chasing (Y/n). "Margaret! Aghhh!" She passes the Party Club Man. "This is the best night ever!" (Y/n) slides under the man's feet. The man laughs and then gets hit by Ladonna's energy ray. He lights up and light rays are projected across the entire club. She finally approaches who appears to be Margaret. "Margaret! I made it!"

(Y/n) touches her on the shoulder, she turns around and is revealed to be a random girl with a similar haircut to Margaret's. (Y/n) gasps, and is then tackled by security. Then (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are thrown out of the club into an alleyway. "Agh!" Rigby runs into the door to try and break it down, but is unsuccessful. "Ugh. Forget it, Rigby. It's after midnight. Sam probably went home by now." (Y/n) said. "Sorry (Y/n), there's always next year." Rigby said. Sam, Margaret and Eileen are suddenly seen leaving the club opposite. "(Y/n)! Mordecai! Rigby!" Margaret said.

"Margaret?" Mordecai asked. "We were just coming to look for you guys!" She said. "What happened?" Eileen asked. "We just got kicked out of The Box." Rigby said. "The Box? Why were you guys in there?" Sam asked. "That's where you said the party was." Mordecai said. "I said "Box". Not "The Box". They're totally different." Margaret said. "Oh, well, you can see where the mixup happened." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, that place is way stuck up." Eileen said. "Agreed, sister." (Y/n) said.

"It was amazing." Rigby said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Sure, if you're into things that are terrible." She said. "Sorry we missed your party, Margaret." (Y/n) said. "Oh, it's alright." She replied. "We still have some cake inside." Eileen said. "Then what are we standing around here for? It better be chocolate." Rigby said. Rigby and Eileen run in, while Eileen giggles, along with Margaret, who looks at Sam and winks. He smiles, then follows her in. (Y/n) was about to follow.

"Hey. (Y/n). Hold up." Mordecai said. She turns around. "Yeah, Mordecai?" She asked. "We never got to dance at the party so, want to do it now?" He asked, and her eyes widen. "Wait, you want to dance with me?" She asked, and he blushes. "Yeah, I mean... well, maybe." He said shyly. She then smiles warmly at him. "Sure, I'd love to, but we don't have any music." She said, and he holds out a mixtape. "We have this." He said. "A mixtape! Cool!" (Y/n) approaches the graffiti guy and picks up his boombox. "Hey dude, can we borrow this?" She asked. "Oh, sure thing." (Y/n) plays the mixtape. Mordecai and (Y/n) both dance with each other and laugh.