At night, Rigby is snoring and waking up to his stomach grumbling, so he goes to the kitchen to get something to eat. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Ah, yeah-yuh! Pizza pouch!" Rigby hears Inaudible voices and goes to investigate, and sees camouflaged Thomas and Y/N fighting the man, who speaks in a Russian accent. "Stop! Drop the bag!" Thomas dodges a stick that the CIA agent tries to hit him with, and Y/N chokes him. "Sweet dreams, Cartwright." She said in a Russian accent.

"Thomas? Y/N? Hey, what's goin' on dudes?" Rigby asked. Thomas and Y/N look at Rigby. "Not much." Thomas said in his normal voice. "Is that dude okay?" Rigby asked, and Thomas and Y/N glance at him, then at each other, before looking back at Rigby. "Hey, this is weird, right? I mean, we're doing martial arts, that guy's dressed up like a garbage can and totally still alive. I think you're in a dream, dude." Y/N said. Rigby stared at the two, then nods in agreement, until a realization hit him. "Wait, I--AH!" Rigby screams and he loses consciousness. "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh..." Thomas said. Rigby falls into the ground, unconscious. The next morning, the alarm clock is ringing and Rigby wakes up again, groaning.

"Rigby, staff meeting! Did you go on pizza pouch bender again last night? Come on!" Mordecai said. "Last night?" Rigby asked, then remembered. "Thomas! Y/N!" Rigby said fearfully. "Guys, it finally happened. I met the perfect girl! Her name is Natalie, and she's a preschool teacher. I will be showing her around the park today. So your only duties are to leave us alone. Just leave me and Natalie alone, people!" Rigby raises his hand. "No you can't use the bathroom, Rigby." Benson said. "That's not what I was gonna s—" Rigby began. "You know, Rigby has a point. What about Audrey?" Mordecai asked. "We broke up, remember?" Benson asked. All of them are murmuring. "I don't recall." Pops said. "I was sad for months?

I loafed around the house?" Benson asked. "Muscle Man and Pops, you took me to get ice cream. Skips, you made me train for that marathon. In fact, all you guys had a role in my lengthy healing process!" Benson shouted. "I don't remember any of this." Skips said. All of them are murmuring again. "SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS! Today is Thomas' and Y/N's last day. Now keep this under wraps, guys cause I want to surprise them. At the end of the day, I'm offering them a full-time job!" Everyone cheers except Rigby. "Oh, yeah! I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they see how I prank the new hires!" Muscle Man said. "You know, we don't normally hire interns, but Thomas and Y/N have really been killing it lately. They're killing it in the park!" Skips said. "AHHH! Listen to me! I was eating a pizza pouch late last night, and I hear something behind the house, right? When I go look, I see Thomas and Y/N take some guy out! I think he was speaking Russian too." Rigby said.

"Yeah, right, Thomas and Y/N?" Mordecai scoffs. "It was a dream, dude." He said. "You were having a cheese and grease induced nightmare." Benson said. "Oh, I get it! Let's all gang up on Rigby. I'll show you it wasn't a dream!" Rigby said. He goes to the same spot as last night. "See? This grease spot is where I dropped my pizza pouch." Rigby gasps. "Signs of a struggle!" He said. "Pathetic." Benson said. "Hey, guys! We got the coffee. Wait, what are all you doing behind the house?" Thomas asked. "You don't have anymore surprises on our last day, do you?" Y/N asked. Everyone except Rigby laughs. "Oh, man, you don't even know." Muscle Man said. "Let's see." Thomas said. "That's the duffle bag he had last night." Rigby said. "Got a tripple espresso—" Rigby jumps over Thomas, spilling the coffee and taking the duffle bag. "Rigby!" Y/N said.

"This is gonna prove it!" Rigby said. "Thomas, are you okay?" Benson asked. Rigby opens the bag. "That's just my dirty laundry, dude." Thomas said. "Totally uncalled for, bro." Muscle Man said. "But... it wasn't a dream! I'm onto you, Thomas and Y/N!" Rigby shouted. "What just happened?" Y/N asked. Later, Thomas is driving a cart with Y/N sitting beside him. "Oh, hello, mom. Oh yeah, everything's great." Thomas said. "What's he saying?" Rigby asked. "No, exactly, yep, yep, Russian." Thomas said. "Russian? What the heck is going on?" Rigby asked. "Understood, bye, mom." Thomas puts his phone back to his pocket, Thomas picks up the duffle bag, gets on the cart and drives off as Rigby runs towards the fountain. "It's just a sprinkler head. Wait, what's that?" Rigby looks at the sprinkler head and it says "OCTOPOЖHO!" (it's Russian for "careful"), much to Rigby's shock. "Russian writing? What're they up to?" Benson is walking with Natalie.

"So, this is the house where the workers stay, and this is the garage, I keep my rakes and shovels in here." Benson said. "Ooh, rakes!" She takes a picture with her camera. "I like a man who takes care of public parks." She said. "Well, someone's gotta do it." Benson said. Natalie shuts Benson's mouth with her finger. "Benson, why don't we finish this conservation somewhere more... public?" She asked. "Uh... Sure. I could show you the A.V. Club. People go there sometimes." Benson said. Rigby pops out of the bush. "Huh. I was sure Benson was lying about that date." He jumps off the bush. Later, Mordecai, High Five Ghost and Muscle Man eating sandwiches. "Just so we're all in agreement, Benson was totally lying about that date, right?"

Rigby comes in the kitchen holding a bunch of sprinkler heads. "You guys, Thomas and Y/N are up to something and I have proof! I caught them red handed installing... these." Rigby drops the sprinkler heads. "Sprinkler heads, wow, you really cracked the case, Sherlock." Muscle Man said, and Mordecai, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost laugh. "It's not just a sprinkler head, smart guy!" He holds up the sprinkler head. "Look! It's got some kind of Russian warning on it, and while Thomas was messing with it, he got a phone call and I totally heard him say "Russian." Rigby said. "Come on, man, Thomas or Y/N can't speak Russian. You probably just heard him wrong." Mordecai said. "I know what I heard!" Rigby shouted. "Pfft. You're jealous, bro. You're just trying to make them look bad." Muscle Man said.

"What? Why would I do that?" Muscle Man eats the whole sandwich. "Duh as the interns they've been stuck with all the cruddy jobs you used to do." He gets off the chair. "You worry that if they get hired full-time, you'll have to do them again, chips." High Five Ghost shakes his head. "That's not true. I never did that stuff even when it's my full responsibility." Muscle Man walks to the desk. "Like I said I get it. When you guys got a hire I was nervous too, I used to kick leaves everywhere after you raked them so Benson had thought you were slaking off." He opens the handle as Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost scream to see the guy that was knocked out by

Y/N was inside the cupboard. "Get over it guys, that was like years ago." Muscle Man tries to get the bag of chips, but he touches the guy's face as Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost are yelling "Uuuhhh" "Chill out bros." Muscle Man touches the guy's eye, then his nose, and then his tongue. "Now where are those chips." He grabs the guy's face and then fell on Muscle Man as he screams. "Muscle Man!" Mordecai said. "Get it off! Get if off! I have a fear of being trapped under an unresponsive guy!" Mordecai and Rigby lift the unresponsive guy off of Muscle Man as they see the letter that says C.I.A. Mordecai gasps. "This guy is from the C.I.A." he said. "That's him! That's the guy Thomas and Y/N were fighting last night!" A fart is heard.

"Okay, this guy is not dead, because that definitely wasn't me." Muscle Man said. "Okay, okay, nobody panic." They hear the doorbell ring as the guys turn heads to see and someone is knocking the door. "Uh who is it?" Rigby asked. "American Intern Society of America" is urgent respect to "Thomas" and "Y/N" Rigby gasps. "I need to give them exit interview before they can get proper credit." A spy said. "It's very important." Another spy said.

"Dude you hear those accents! "Russian" those guys are probably their assassin buddies or something." Rigby said. "Yeah this doesn't feel right. Rigby let's go find Benson, Muscle Man, Fives you two stall these goons until we get back." Mordecai said. "Right." They close the door. Later Mordecai and Rigby arrive at device storage and they open the door. "Hello. Benson. Are you in here?" Mordecai asked. "Whoa. Have you ever seen this door before?" Rigby asked. "Maybe he's in here?" Mordecai pushes the desk, revealing a secret base and Skips and Pops are tied up with duct tape cover their mouth. "Pops! Skips!" The duo said. "Whoa! What happened?!" Skips and Pops try to talk but their mouth have duct tape on them.

"I recorded my parents' vow renewal on it." Benson said. "Shh! It's Benson." Mordecai said. "Enough Talk. Give me your hands." They hear handcuffs coming from outside of the door. "Oh! Handcuffs. Not sure that these are-" She kicks Benson into the secret base into the ground and looks at Mordecai, Rigby, Skips and Pops. "What are you guys doing here? And what room is this? What's all this stuff?" Benson asked. "We don't know, but we're pretty sure Thomas and Y/N have something to do with it. There was a guy in the cupboard, and we're pretty sure he did that, too." Rigby said. "I think we stumbled on something really big." Mordecai said. "What guy? What are you talking a-" they hear a slow clap, revealing Natalie walking inside the secret base.

"I know you Americans love the ironic slow clap." She said. "Natalie? What's with the accent? What is all this?" Benson asked. "I am not Natalie, I am Natalia! And I am not lowly pre-school teacher. I am Russian spy!" She said. "Whoa!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "So clever, you Americans, only took two years to figure out things at park were not what they seem. And I am not only one right under your ignorant noses. Two of your own have been conspiring against you." Natalia said. "What? Who would do that? Natalie, you're acting crazy." Benson said. "Oh, sweet Benson, why don't you let them tell you themselves. Nikolai! R/N!" Thomas and Y/N enter, indicating that their real names are Nikola and R/N and they are Russian spies too, the gang gasp in horror. "Thomas, Y/N, why did you step out when she called for Nikolai and R/N?" Benson asked. "Because our names are not Thomas and Y/N. They are Nikolai and R/N. And we are Russian spies." Thomas said, and the guys are shocked.

"Dudes, for real?!" Mordecai asked. Y/N clears her throat. "Yeah, we are Russian spies." She said. "Oh snap! Now we're all boned! And guess who didn't believe me. You and you and you and-" Natalia punches Rigby. "Silence, rat!" She snapped. "But Thomas, Y/N, how could this be?" Benson asked. "I was born on a cold winter's night in Kiev. But I was abandoned as a baby and declared property of the state. The K.G.B. raised me to be the perfect weapon, no family or loyalties except for mother Russia. That's also where I met R/N. Some years ago we were embraced by a new M.O.M.M. The Ministry of Meadow Management. A.K.G.B. Agency dedicated to park research and espionage. Russian park technology is decades behind the rest of the world. In the world theater, we are a laughingstock. What made American parks so good?

We couldn't crack it. The order came from Commander Romanoff, "Operation: P.A.R.K.L.I.F.T.". We would uptain bougus conditials and sneak into the states. We would become "Thomas" and "Y/N" average college students. We entered the US, with surprising little assistants. Phase 1: Travel through target site, inquire about internship opportunities, we said we'd work for free, at the first chance possible, we would risk our lives for the park, we would gain our co-workers trust.

We would fade into the background. We would say & do almost nothing. Phase 2: Make perorations for Phase 3. Execute Phase 4 orders, transmit Phase 5 intelligence, relating to Phase 6: silencing potential threats to Phase 7." Thomas said. "Huh? Well on some level that's kinda flattering. We must be doing something right if Russia is swapping from our park." Benson said. "Darling. On the contrary." Natalia pushes Benson away. "This park is astonishingly average. We plan on infiltrating other, like, way better parks if this trial succeeds." She said. "It just doesn't add up. How are we never seeing you guys doing any of this?" Skips asked. "We had our ways." R/N said.

(Another flashback)

"Okay, everybody got all their stuff. Let's save Christmas." They leave the house, as Thomas/Nikolai and Y/N/R/N get out.

"Being interns was the perfect cover." As they loaded the machine, Thomas's watch beeps and he and Y/N went back inside and get back stuck between the stairs, and Thomas put a Christmas declaration around his neck, as the others got back. "Guys!" Benson said. "No one suspects the interns. We are the lowest rung on the ladder." Y/N said.

"Oh, you're in luck. I know a guy in the rock climbing department." Thomas said. Y/N attacks the guy, and Thomas shows up at the other end. "Your low expectations kept you blind to what was right in front of you."

"Hey are my favorite mother and son doing?" Benson asked Y/N. "Fantasic Benson." Y/N's "mother" said. "Hey, Benson, could you tell me how the park electrical grid works again?" Y/N asked. "Sure. The first thing you got to know about is the breakers." Benson said. "Uh, could you talk into the pepperoni?" Thomas asked. "The first thing you got to know about-"

(Flashback ends)

"So your mom was Natalia in disguise!" Rigby said to Y/N. "No, no. She was a robot." Nikolai said. Natalia talks to someone on the earphone. "Yes. Romanoff, we have them now. Yes. They're here." She said. "Thomas, Y/N, how could you do this to us?" Mordecai asked, heartbroken. "Yeah, dudes." Rigby said. "It's our job, guys." R/N said. "Goodbye." Natalia said. "Natalia, what did the commander want?" Nikolai asked. "That's on a need to know basis, Nikolai. Let's move." She said. "We just want validate units.

We have certificate." A Russian spy said. "Uh, we don't need any bro." The spies get the column and try to break the door down twice, as they tried to knock it down the third time, Muscle Man opens the door, and they went in and got hurt, and Muscle Man knocks him out. "Let's find Mordo and Rigs." They run to find Mordecai and Rigby, but they see something. "Get down!" They see their friends tied up and then a van shows up. "Anatoly. Pleased to make acquaintance. Special delivery." "Get in van!" Thomas reveals a control box from his duffel bag and Rigby gasped. "I knew it!" Thomas puts his thumb on the control box. "Identify verified. Welcome Nikolai."

"Arming system." He presses a button, and the whole park is scanned. "Perimeter armed and secure." He said. "Anatoly, did you pick out an album?" R/N asked. "Covered, boss." He walks off to put a mixtape in the van. "Phase 8 in 10, 9, 8..." Nikolai said. "What's Phase 8?" Rigby asked. "7, 6," The 1991 Russian National Anthem plays through some speakers. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" He presses two buttons, there are multiple explosions on the ground, church domes, Russian icons and CCCP rockets grow through the ground, some police cars are seen driving towards the park, but stop as it flies into the air, it begins to fly towards Russia.

Everybody but Nikolai, R/N, Natalie and Anatoly scream. "We are headed to Mother Russia, there, you will be put into a hard labor camp. Forced to do unskilled, demeaning labor for the rest of your lives! Which, come to think of it, isn't too different from your lives now." R/N said. "Nikolai! R/N! New orders from Romanoff!" Natalie said. "We'll be up top, controlling the park!" Nikolai said. "We must get in the chopper!" Natalie said. "Anatoly will ensure your safety on the ground!" R/N said. She and Nikolai jump into the chopper. "We gotta stop this!" Rigby shouted. "Set us free!" Mordecai demanded. "Set you free? I'll set you free, at bottom of sea!" He laughs, and everybody screams.

A summit between the Americans and Russians is happening. "Mr. President, sir! Something you need to see, sir! It's a matter of national security!" The guy shows him a tablet showing the park moving towards Russia. "Our radars have detected a giant land formation, flying towards the Russian border!" He shouted. "What? What does this mean?" The president asked. "I'll tell you what this means! The Russians are stealing a piece of America!" McMurphy shouted. "What? You insult us with these accusations!" Premier Koshkov said. "I'm afraid we're going to have to take action, sir! If our land reaches their border,

the Russian military will intercept it and we'll never get it back!" The two country leaders stare at each other. "Ahahaha!" Rigby uses the sprinkler he found and cuts off his rope. "Shh!" Anatoly looks in the mirror. "HEY!" Skips breaks the ropes. "Stop trying to escape! Tie yourselves back up!" They hear a horn and look back to see Muscle Man and High Five Ghost driving the cart. "Muscle Man & Fives!" Rigby said. "What? No! Stop trying to rescue them!" Rigby opens the door. "Muscle Man!" Rigby said. "You gotta jump for it bros!" Muscle Man shouted. "No! Don't jump for it, bros!" Benson jumps to the cart. "AAAARG!! Stop jumping for it! I'm gonna get fired!" Mordecai jumps to the cart as Muscle Man steps on the breaks as the Russian driver in the van falls down.

"I've should have step on brake break before going off this clii..." he goes underwater and it kills him. "He's got a point." Muscle Man said. "So what's the plan now? How do we stop this thing?!" Skips asked. They look up at the chopper. Inside Nikolai was still holding the control box controlling the park as R/N stood next to him. "I bet if we can take that control box away from Thomas, we can turn the park around." Rigby said. "But how do we catch that chopper?" Mordecai asked. "I know how." Pops said. Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Pops are all in Carmenita driving up to the chopper. Two American commanders are at the summit. "Status report, private!" The commander said. "At this rate, the landmass will reach Russian airspace within the hour, sir!" He said.

"Great Scott!" The goat duo are in the chopper. "As interns, we were pranked mercilessly, those Americans could be jerks!" Nikolai ranted. "Well you don't have to worry about that now, because they're dead!" Natalia said. "What?! That wasn't part of the plan! Nobody was supposed to get hurt!" R/N shouted. "Well, it became part of the plan!" Nikolai and R/N hear Carmenita's horn, look behind them, and see that Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Pops are in the car, then grin at each other. "They're behind us!" R/N said, faking worry. "Come on, Pops! Bring us in, close!" Pops drives closer to the chopper, Mordecai, Rigby and Benson jump out while Pops drives off, Natalie starts to clap slowly again.

"Two slow claps in one day! Must be doing good, Americans! But not good enough!" She said. "You're not stealing our park!" Benson shouted. "You don't know how right you are." Natalia said. "Yah-uhh-what?" Nikolai asked, he and R/N look at her in confusion. "We are not stealing it. I wonder if you remember US/Russian Nuclear Arms treaty? Treaty says we cannot fire Russian weapons on American soil. This is rule. But, what if we don't fire Russian weapon at all? What rule do we break then, hmm?" Natalia said. "What are you saying?" Rigby asked. "Even now, we approach the Mother Land! On coast is secret missile base! They will give order and the most powerful destructive missile in Russia, will be placed right in the park's fight path! And thustly, we bring America to missile!" At the summit, everybody is complaining.

"This is an act of aggression!" The president shouted. "Admit it! You're going to blow up America piece by piece!" Clifton said. "We cannot help it if Americans are throwing their country onto our warheads. Typical act of American passive-aggression." Premier Koshkov said. "This is a violation of the treaty!" The president shouted. "How? We aren't firing any missiles!" Premier Koshkov said. "Why are you hitting yourself, America?" Karpov asked. "Well, he's got us there, Mr. Davis!" McMurphy said. "Wait, aren't you blowing up part of your own country in the process?!" The president asked. "Meh. It's a big country." Everybody complains. "I can't believe this! Natalia, we never wanted to hurt anyone! We just wanted to build a park!" Nikolai protested. "Maybe they will use rubble of old park to make new park. Ha-ha-ha!" She said.

"Grr! Natalie, I'm sorry, but you're taking this too far! This ends now!" Benson throws his fist towards her, but she crunches it. "Ow-ow-ow-ow! First my heart, and now my hand!" He said. "Thomas! Y/N! Come on, dudes! I know you're Russian spies, but you're also our friends! You must have enjoyed yourselves a few times." Rigby said. "Maybe, yeah." Nikolai said. "I guess we did." R/N said. Natalie slaps them. " Do not be fools, you two! They treated you like dirt!" She slaps them. "Lower than dirt!" She slaps them again. "You're right. I know interns have terrible lives, but come on! We barely felt comfortable speaking around you guys!

Why do you think I never said more than four or five words at a time?!" Nikolai asked. "We thought you were just boring! And Y/N wasn't like that! She actually spent a good amount of time with us! Try to remember dudes! We had some good times!" Rigby said. "Good times." Nikolai begins to remember. "But all our years of training! We- we can't." Nikolai said. "Dudes, you risked your lives to save us. You saved our park!" Rigby said. "We... we did, but-" R/N said. "And not just that, Thomas, Y/N. I never got a chance to tell you earlier, but we were going to ask you to join the park full-time today." Benson said. "Yeah, dudes We didn't want to see you go! You're our buddies. Doesn't that mean anything to you?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, it does. Being buddies means something. And the park means something!" He turns the park around, and R/N smiles at him and he smiles back. "Nikolai! What are you doing?" Natalia asked.

"I'm turning the park around! You used us, Natalia! These guys may not be perfect, but they're the only friends we've got." Nikolai said. "Yeah! Much better friends than you ever turned out to be!" R/N said. "Yeah! Way to go, guys!" Mordecai said. "No!" Infuriated by Nikolai's betrayal, she kicks the control box out of Thomas' hands. "Nikolai!" R/N shouted. Natalia pushes the park closer to Russia, Thomas runs towards her, but she kicks him off, she kicks him in the face, but Thomas trips her over, Thomas goes to turn the park around. "Come on!" Thomas said. "Imperialist Dog!" She runs towards him. "Nikolai, look out!" R/N shouted. "No!" She kicks Thomas into the controls, tilting the chopper, she falls into the ocean, where a whale eats her alive, killing her.

"Natalie!" Benson shouted. "Dude! She tried to kill us!" Mordecai shouted. "I think we could have worked it out!" The control box falls out. "The Control Box!" R/N shouted. "I'm going for it!" Rigby jumps out. "Rigby!" Mordecai shouted. "No!" Rigby goes to grab the control box, but at the same time, R/N grabs him. "Y/N! You saved my life!" He said. "No time! Hit the red button!" She shouted. "Agh!" He hits it and the park stops just before it would have hit the missile. At the summit, the Russians are all looking angry, while the Americans are celebrating. The park turns around. "USA! USA! USA!" The park crashes back down in its original location. "USA! USA! USA! OOOHHHH!" They all laugh. "Awesome work, guys." Benson said. "No problem! And thank you all for showing us that friends matter more than a silly KGB job!" Thomas said. "You know, the offer still stands, we'd love to have you two work at the park." Benson said. "We'd love to, but, once a spy, always a spy." Y/N said. "Also, you're pretty much traitors in both countries." Rigby said.

"Pretty much, yeah." Thomas said. "Is this the end of Thomas and Y/N?" Pops asked sadly. "The end? Heh-heh! No! We will forever be on the run. Living on the land, hiding in the shadows, forever watching, forever listening, like some, land-living, shadow-hiding, watching, listening people." Thomas turns to Y/N. "Y/N, you don't have to, but I... I was just gonna ask if you wanted to join me?" Thomas asked, and her eyes widened. "I... the two of us have been together for a long time, and I've had these feelings for a while now, you don't have to if you'd rather stay back at Russian or join these guys, but... I love you, Y/N. And I hope we can be together forever." Y/N was surprised at first, then kisses him, which surprised him. "I love you too, Nikolai" The two kiss, and the park gang smile. "Oh look! The sun is rising." Nikola looks behind them at the park workers. "Thank you all." The duo run off, Y/N knocks out a CIA agent, then they jump into the bushes. The park crew tearfully look on as Rigby speaks. "Dasividaniya, Nikolai and R/N. You'll always be Thomas and Y/N to us."