I'm not your Wattpad hero.
So you refer to me as zero.
I don't like One Direction.
I now face a friend rejection.
Team Switzerland for life.
I suppose it causes strife.
I will not watch no Doctor Who.
Whovians rage and start to boo.
Couldn't care less about Klaine.
Fans of course now wish me pain.
I don't ship 'Mione and Ron.
That was a love long since gone.
Piper shipped with Larry.
Home-wrecker life is very scary.