Olivia Palermo as Hailey Carter-Evans

Tagline season 11: "I'm like fine wine... I get better over time."

Chris Evans as himself

"You fuck with her you fuck with me.  She's the love of my life and the mother of my children.  I don't care what kind of history we have with each other.  If she's done with your wife I'm done with you."

Kyle Richards as herself

"I can't deal with this..."

Crystal Kung Minkoff as herself

"She's the only one who had my back all season."

Sutton Stracke as herself

"Why are you siding with her when you don't know what was said?"

Erika Jayne as herself

"Your married to Chris Evans?  You did good girl."

Lisa Rinna as herself

"You know what you did.  Own it."

Garcelle Beauvais as herself

"I can tell your real and I respect that about you."

Dorit Kemsley as herself

"I like you.  I feel like we have very similar style."

Scott Evans as himself

"Name a better duo than Chris and I..."

Justin and Hailey Bieber as Justin and Melissa Bieber

"Look sis, I don't know want to tell you what to do especially since you're the older one but your friendship with her is toxic."

George Clooney and Julia Roberts as George Carter and Amy Carter

"Are you sure doing this show was the right thing to do?"

Andy Cohen as himself

"I'm so excited to meet you.  Kyle's said great things."

First chapter will be up later today!

started: november 26, 2022

seasons 11-12

there will be talks of racism, lots and lots of drama (hello its real housewives), and making up (of course).  so grab a tissue, whatever snack you want and let's do this.  

I combined my two favorite things - Real Housewives and Chris Evans, obvi.

And as Lisa Rinna says - OWN IT.

Whose your favorite real housewife?  I love Crystal, Kyle, Sutton and Garcelle and of course KATHY!!  Everything is hunky dory.

Disclaimer: Also I do not Real Housewives.  Rights go to Bravo and Andy Cohen.  I only own my oc - Hailey Carter-Evans and her story.