Well, enjoy this

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Rain: Hey, Sev, want you doing?

Seven: Trying to teach Squeaks tricks

Rain: Oh cool, what do you got so far?

Seven: See for yourself. Squeaks, come

Six: *walks over*

Seven: Squeaks, sit

Six: *sits*

Seven: Speak

Six: FUCK

Seven: Well?

Rain: ...

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Rebellion: *has meeting*

Seven: I'd like to say something *snatches microphone from Mono* Ahem...

Seven: *points to Bread* Fuck you

Seven: *points to Two and One* Fuck you

Seven: *points to Five, Three, and Scarf* Fuck you

Seven: *points to Six* You're cool

Seven: *points to Mono* And fuck you, I'm out of here

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Five: I'm so drunk...

Seven: ...

Seven: Who gave this brat water and told him it was alcohol?

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Arcane: The talking wolf forget about you too?

The rats from book 1: Yep

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Bandage: So... who are you?

Janitor: You, but smoked one too many of the good stuff

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Seven: Who are you?

Arcane: You but more gay and better liked

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Bandage: Six, did you have any siblings?

Six: I had a brother once, he's dead now though

Frost's ghost: *angry rat screaming over being called her brother*

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Alternative way on how Mono met Squeaks:

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TRITR trilogy: *has platonic Sevix*

Fandom: Wait, that's illegal-

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De: *is happy about her full thought out script for the story*

LN 2 ending: So then I destroyed the child's blood, sweat, and tears by just purely existing

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Mono: *to Rain* Am I in heaven, cause I just found an angel

Seven: *in the background* Bish, we both know you and I wouldn't be there

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Seven: Who the hell taught Squeaks to say Ara Ara?

Arcane: *nervous sweating*

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Mono: Does this have nuts in it? I can't have nuts, I'm allergic

Seven: Maybe that's why you ain't got any

Rain: Sev, wtaf-

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Bread: Why is the rat kid wearing a raincoat?? How did she get get it buttoned??

Seven: Why the hell is your brain so smooth it rolls around in your head like a ball bearing?

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Rain: *say the 'legs around his head' joke*

Some people *cough cough*: Sweet home Alabama *plays banjo loudly in the background*

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Thin Man: *walks in*

Smol baby Mono: Daddy?

Thin Man: Do I look like-

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This was so stupid, my loorrrrd-

This is mostly just Seven being an asshole, but I don't really care, I think they were good jabs.

No, Sev isn't my favorite character, I just see this version of him being a complete and utter bastard and would love to see more angry, hissy, mean Seven in the fandom.

Mono is my figurative son because he's a good boi (not this version though) who deserved better.

Take care!