Fri, Mar 4, 4:46 PM
Me: Hey
Friend: 🐴 (horse emoji)
Friend: My horse eats your hey
Friend: SUPER EFFECTIVE
Me: 🐺 (coyote emoji)
Me: my coyote eats your horse
Friend: 🐲 (Dragon emoji)
Friend: It's a dragon... Does this need an explanation?
Me: 🦄 (unicorn emoji)
Me: My unicorn vanishes your dragon
Friend: 🐼 (panda emoji)
Friend: panda cuddles unicorn
Me: 🐨 (koala emoji)
Me: koala cuddles panda
Friend: 🤖 (robot emoji)
Friend: robots take over the world
Me: 🌊 (wave emoji)
Me: Tsunami destroys robot
Friend: 🐠 (fish emoji)
Friend: Fish survive
Me: 🐀 (rat emoji)
Me: Bubonic plague
Friend: For fish?
Me: Bubonic plague kills all
Friend: 👽 (alien emoji)
Friend: Aliens come
Me: 🍻 (beer emoji)
Me: they get drunk
Me: ☠ (skull emoji)
Me: and die
Friend: HOW!?!?!
Me: ⚗ (science emoji)
Me: Drinks were poisoned
Me: 😈 (smiling devil face)
Me: evil alien bartender
Friend: 💏 (boy and girl kissing emoji)
Friend: LOVE
Me: 💍 (ring emoji)
Me: MARRIAGE
Friend: 👪 (family emoji)
Friend: Child
Me: 😎 (cool face emoji)
Me: and humans repopulate the eartg
Me: *Earth
Friend: Lol
Friend: 🌋 (volcano emoji)
Friend: Destruction
Me: 👻 (ghost emoji)
Me: death
Friend: 👼🏽 (Angel emoji)
Friend: heaven
Me: 😈 (smiling devil emoji)
Me: and heck
Friend: 🐉 (dragon emoji)
Friend: invisible dragon saves Dee souls
Me: 😊 (happy emoji)
Me: they grateful
Friend: 🕊 (dove emoji)
Friend: Peace for all
Me: 🐴 (horse emoji)
Me: and the horse eats the hey.
Friend: The End.

*this is all completely true and my friend actually texted me this.