Since I've been depressing lately, I'm going to show you my messages with some guy, and a bunch of my friends on a group chat.

Clue words:

AR- A guy in 8th grade
AD: A guy in 8th grade
AS- A girl in 6th grade
FA- ME

AR: it was 2ez4me LOLOLOOOO9L9LOLOLOKOLOLOL GGGGG

AD: Wow long time no virtual chat guuuuuuyz!!!

My god! AR! WHAT WAS YOUR EGO EATING?

FA: I ruined the house! 😞

I "attempted" to die my hair

AD: HAHAHAHAAA I JUST READ ABOUT THAT!!!!

FA: And now, I'm hiding from my dad Lol

AD: I love my lyfe!

FA: What happened?

AD: If only I can see his reaction!

FA: -_-

AD: Oh I have been playing my brainz out this month

FA: ????

AD: I regret nothin'

Whaddya mean ????

FA: what are you talking about?!

AD: You asked what happened

FA: ......

Where's everyone else?

AD: On planet Earth

In EXACTLY usa.... every one of them!

FA: Okay..

AD: Any moar questionz?

FA: That's where you're wrong

Mariam is on the other side of the worldAnd I don't know where everyone else is.......

AD:  Someone travled didn't...there be soemfndine who travled?

FA: Mariam!

She went to Umrah

AD: I KNEW IT!

FA: (insert laughing/crying emoji)

AD: You owe me 48 bux

FA: The hell is that?!

AD: ....48 dollars

FA: Nope

I'm broke

(This is where things escalate. AD could not keep his fucking mouth shut. And he tells ME I'm starting the problems) 

AD: Honestly that is EZ info everyone knows what bucks are

*brokenAnymore questions bill nye?

FA: I ain't broken

AD: Yes.... yes you are.

FA: No I'm not

My familys alive I have a roof over my head

AD: When is the last time ya looked into a mirror?

FA: When's the last time you asked your mom is you were a mistake?

AD: AR - que the MLG-ness!

NoNo just no

FA: And why is that?

I hit a nerve?

AD: I WAS TEH BEST MISTAKE IN TEH UNIVARSE!!!!

FA: Welcome back to reality

Where no one cares :)

AD: Now you are just an embarrasment and a discrace to humanity

That is where you are wrong!I care, Allah cares, My mother cares, EVEN CARELESS CARL CARES!

FA: Okay go live in your bubble of joy

AD: I already am c:

FA: While the rest of the world EXPERIENCES REALITY

AD: Haha! Looohzer!

FA: AD do yourself a favour and shut the hell up

AD: No

FA: I REALLY feel bad for Mariam

AD: Reality is something we all live in but some people make their reality better - AD (his last name) 5th 'o' july

FA: She's going to have to deal with you for 2 years or more

AD: Hehe time to ruin her ly.... wait is she in this chat?

FA: Yes.....

We made this chat....

AD: Err I mean... I will only ruin YOUR life!

AR: Lol I just read the chat

FA: I'd like to see you try :-)

AD: Yeah your life is already ruined :/

AR: "I WAS TEH BEST MISTAKE IN TEH UNIVARSE!!!!" Best quote I have ever heard in my life

10/10 would quote AD again

AD: Yeeep!

FA: My life isn't ruined

AD: Yes it is

FA: It'll be ruined if I ever have to see you again

AR: I see I am not the only one who can't sleep...

FA: Nope

I have to wait for two hours

AS: Home made present for my family

(pic)

AD: 1. Your.... you 2. Go back and read 1

AS: Oops sorry wrong chat

AR: Lol k

AD: Nice!

FA: AS

AD: Aww

AS: Thx and what FA

FA: Its blue!!

AS: Yah

AR: Don't mean to be nosy and rude, but what is that?

FA: MY MOM GOT THE WRONG DYE

AD: TIME TO SING I AM BLUE 

AR: What is the I am Blue song?

AD: I'm blue da ba dee ba bee da

FA: .........

AR: Lol wut 

FA: wtf

AR: XD

AD: Search it on youtube it is an annoying song

AR: Niiice

AS: Oh it's resin it dries hard once you pour it in a mold and leave it to dry don't worry your not nosy or rude 

AD: SING IT WITH ME!!

AS: OH NO FA!!!

AR: Oh okay good, I thought I was coming off rude, looks nice tho!

AD: No?

FA: I WANTED BLUE HAIR 

AS: No problem and thx

FA: THANK YOU MOM

AS: FA WHAT DID SHE BRING THEN

AR: Lol brb lemme find the lyrics AD xD

AD: WELL THEN SUCK IT UP! ( I should have said when you start swallowing XD)

FA: TROPICAL PUNCH

AD: X D

AS: Lollll

I'm scriptingCrying***Of laughter

FA: I put a drink in my hair XD

AS: Okay Salam I gtg sleep

AD: At least your mother TRIED to make you happy! Be thankful!

FA: I AM

AS: She is

She loves her mom

AD: No... no you are not

Ooookay

FA: But someones going to die 

AS: Okay Salam for reals now

AD: I love my mom too! Mummeee

FA: Okay salaam 

AD: Salaaaa! aaaaam

FA: You know what your mom said when she came to my bday party?

AD: Now what?

What?

AR: Lol what did I just watch

I AM BLUE DABBA DE DABBA DOO

FA: My mom was like: ZAINEB! YOU HAVE TO STAY

AD: Ya watched greatness....

AR: Ur naem isn't Zaineb, it's Fatima...

FA: your mom said: I have to go home to AD. Hes all alonw

AD: SPELL MY MOMS NAME RIGHT YOU WITCH!

AR: SHE HAS COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE SIN

AD: Yep... that was a great day!

AR: TO THE STAKE SHE GOES

FA: AUTOCORRECT HATES ME

AD: KILL HER! wait FatimAh right? (fuck you bitch)

AR: yes

Lel jk

AD: OFF WITH HER HEAD!

FA: Kay

AR: I h8 autocorrect

FA: Just let me say goodbye

AR: Kk 

AD: Well she is gonna die anyways when her father sees her hair

AR: Lol

AD: Kaaaay

FA: Lol XD

AD: Goodbye?

AR: Hehehehehehehehehehehhehehhe

Alright imma get going 2

FA: ALLAH AKBAR

AD: We can only wish....

AR: I need to get some sleep

AD: Ok good nite!

AR: If I can't sleep tho, imma come back

Salam😴

FA: Nooooooooo! Don't leave me with him! 😭

😭😭😭Fine salaamThat's itI'm going to dieeeee!!!!

AR: I just realized "Going to sleep" is harder than it sounds

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Okay, that was that. I just want to say a couple of things.

AR, you're chill. I used to hate you, but now, eh.

AS, you're my friend. We're cool.

AD, fuck you. I fucking hate you with all of my heart. 

This was a chill fight. I usually go all bat-shit crazy with AD. I fucking hate him, he fucking hates me. I apologized on the last day of school for this one fight earlier. Everyone thought that I started the fight. I was trying to be fucking nice to his sorry ass but nooooooooo!!! He has to do some stupid shit.

This all happened last night. I'm going to regret posting this on here, but oh well. :)

I'll never tell my friends.

~FA