So, I think it's safe to say that I've been in the mall quite a few times, so I can classify people. 

Number 1: The Loners

Now these are the people who are all alone in the mall, just wandering, just like "... I am a lone penguin in a sea of dolphins..." And you admire them for that. Like, whoa, dude, you're not afraid?? No anxiety attacks?? No nervousness?? Wow!!

Number 2: The Loud Speakers

The Loud Speakers are like all over the place. They speak so loud, you can hear it from Pluto. Now, you know everything about their best friend's wife. Why? Because they speak so goddamn loud! Like "Yeah, I know that your wife is pregnant. WHAT?? Your kid is an omelette?? OMG!!" And like I said, they're everywhere. Now, you're on floor 20, and POOF! They are right behind!! "What? The doctor instagramed your kid's photo thinking it was breakfast? I mean, I know that it's an omelette, but still!!!" 

In the parking lot:

"Huh? NO! I did not tell the whole that your kid was an omelette!! I know you only told me, not even your wife or anything, but I totes didn't!!!!!"

Number 3: The Stubborn Kids

Now these kids want everything. And anything. Like, oh, Mommy's buying heels? 'MOMOMOM!!! I WANT IT TOO!!!"

"Honey, you said you hated heels?"

"BUT MOM!!"

"Honey, you said that being a boy you shouldn't wear such things?"

"MOOOOMMMMMOOOMM"

Oh, look, we are broke. 

"MOMMMM!!! I NEED THIS BARBIE DOLL WHICH $12345678902345678901234567890987654321q2345678765432456543ertygbnju76543234567890 RIGHT NOWW!! ITS MARIPOSA!!!"

Number 4: The Mall Girl

She's at all fashionable stores.  ALWAYS. And she has annoying voice like this:

"GURRLLL!!! OH. MY. GOSH!!! AND THEN I WAS LIKE  'NUH- UH!' HON, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS!! GIRLFRIEND!! HEYYY"

Yep, they're annoying.

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THATS ALL!! 

I'll be making a part two soon. Comment which is your favourite!