So, I went to a restaurant. Now, our waiter was fabulous. He was everything I aspire to be. I, for reason, just like guys with small eyes (for all the racists, the asian type) and spiky hair. Like a platonic thing. Anyway, and this guy qualified all this. And his accent was so coool!!!! And everything he did was just so sarcastic. I didn't even know that was possible.

Like my mom calls him over and his expression is pleasant, but you just get this vibe like "Oh, hello, yes, pink peasant?" and like "Ah, how could I possibly help you, peasant with glasses?" "hmmm... you wanted moi, peasant who's gonna pay me?" 

Everything was done gracefully. Like, Imma just put yo glasses over here, oh so gracefully. Skedaddle, peasants. He was one of my favourite waiters. I liked him so much, I graced hime with a rare smile.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I ACTUALLY SMILED AT SOMEONE IN PUBLIC WHO WASN'T MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!   OMG!!!!!!

Either way, it was fun.

Oh well.

AAND, MY PROFILE IS VAMPED UP!!! New bio, new header, new covers. I want to change my icon, but I don't want to. Get me?? 

I also need a cover for Maeve and The Tales of a Jinx Breaker. I think SuperDorkyWriter is making the cover of Journalism, right? Hehe, I can't keep track of things... whoops a daisy... 

LOOK AT MY NEW HEADER!! ITS BY LaurelSnow25 !!! 

Heres a picture for laughs!!

OMG!!!! When I die, my last words will be "Tell my wife, I love her."

XD XD XD

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^ Me when my ship sails ^

SKEDADDLE, PEASANTS WITH CAMERAS.