What the hell happened to book s on wattpad?? Like now, its all like

"The Bad Boy's Good Girl"

Like, hellO!O!???? What does he own the girl? No, you tell me, does he own the girl?? NO! THEN WHYY????? 

"The Bad Boy's Chair" 

AAND, THE CHAIR IS THE GIRL!!!!!! HE SITS ON THE GIRL (no dirty joke intended) LIKE, WHAT?????

"The Bad Boy Taught Me How To Dance In The Rain"

Gee, good job.

Ok, some books are fine, but most are so crappy, that they don't even deserve anything for effort or whatever!

Then, the books are like halfway done, and the last time it was updated... 1 Nov, 0009

WOW!!

BUUT, they update their "STATUS" everyday. How? On their wall. 

LIKE, IT AIN'T NO FACEBOOK, PEOPLE!1!!!!111!

And the character speak like this. 

"K K. TTLY, ILY" I said.

translation: Ok, Ok, talk to you later, i love you

"K. ILYSM. GN. TISMUBWDPTS. IALFTI. <3"

translation: ok, i love you so much. tomorrow I shall murder you because we didn't practice this slang. I am looking forward to it. heart symbol thingy

HOW DOES ONE SAY <3, intended as a heart while talking. Not less than three. 

WOWOWOWOW!! AWESOME,RIGHT?

And, in cover shop things, when the author denies to make a cover, here are all the types of reactions.

(A is Author, RP is random person)

A: Sorry, denied

RP: Oki

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: AWW... No body ever accepts... fine. I'll just stay with my shitty cover. What did I do to deserve this...

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: GEEZ, YOU PEOPLE!! YOU NEVER ACCEPT PEOPLE WHOSE BOOKS AREN'T FAMOUS, YOU ALL ARE SO STUPID, LIKE WOAH!!

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: Why?

A: Sorry, denied, Im not good at this type

RP: What's wrong with my book?

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: Why?

A: Sorry, denied, Im not good at this type

RP: Can't you do something like that?

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: Why?

A: Sorry, denied, Im not good at this type

RP: WoW! YOU DO IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE,  BUT NOT FOR ME. THANKS A LOT!

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: Why?

A: Sorry, denied, Im not good at this type

RP: BISH PLEASE. 

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: Why?

A: Sorry, denied, Im not good at this type

RP: Yay. Now I can request better cover from someone else. HAHA

A: Why are you telling me that?

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A: Sorry, denied

RP: Why?

A: The Password??

RP: Seriously?? that so dumb. I don't want your covers. Sheesh.

A: ... Ok?

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Anyway, so, I was cutting a lemon, and the knife slipped. It land just beside my foot. The handle grazed my foot. I was so scared!! 

I wIlL GivE To YOu oNE DonKEy.

Kamera OUt!