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Paper Egypt Collapses-Time Slot Changes

Yes, the greatest Paper Egypt has collapsed, but do not worry. If you don't go near it, you will not be danger.

And due to that the time slot has changed drastically!!! With the times changed, the slots will change which may cause problems in some random planet which may or may not be Earth.

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