im sick.

AACCHOOO

ACCHOOO

when im sick, here are the stages of whatever happens. also, expect very little punctuation. sick and swag people can not be bothered with punctuation. hehehe 

1.) Denial

"NOOOOOOOOO NONONONO IM NOT SICK MOM! ACCHOOO ACCHOOO ACCCCCCCCHHHHHHOOOUUOUOO WHY DO YOU SAY SO? "

2.) Acceptance 

"oookay... maybe I am a little sick. Thats fine, nothing will stop me from what im doing."

3.) Crazyness

"EEEEPEPPEPEPE meow meowowowow  gla gla gla gla gla sen sen sen he he he aahahahahmmmeeeoeo" me is not kidding. i seriously said all that.

4.) Sobering 

"Achooo! Excuse moi."

5.) bye bye

"im not sick!!!!"

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i think you know what stage I am at. yesh. 3. 

so, i will wait for one hour before publishing it...

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update: Yes, one hour has passed, I am more... alive now. I thought that crazy-me's weird classification is hilarious, so I'll leave it at that.

XD XD

Ok, I found this on the Wattpad Help Center thingy

WATTPAD: THE SASSY WEBSITE!!!!

Wowowies

Anyway, here are some tips if you have a cold:

1) Sleep

2) Set your underwear on fire, now you will become hot inside.

3) Make chapters about it.

4) Watch Ryan Higa videos that make you laugh so much that you forget that you are sick.

5) MAke a cave and sit in it.

6) Look at your sister's cat's photos. XD XD XD Alfie, if you're reading this, know that I could adopt you. 

7) Drink salty water. It actually helps.

8) Sleep.

If you have cold...

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GET WELL SOON!!!!! YOOO!!

P.S- If you're sick, you deserve ... special cookies!!!