Instantaneous Spy
Presented by Chance ™

Are tired of not being a spy?
You're friends know that you're not a spy?

Well, this Instantaneous Spy will change all of that!

Step one : Wear a Baffling bag

Step two: Get your dog in your Baffling dog carrier

Step three: Wear Baffling Sunglasses, works amazingly if you have glasses

Step Four: Wear some random 💩 Baffling circular thing on your hand

Step Five: Get a Baffling calculator, something from which you CAN'T call people, put it in your back pocket

Step Six: Wear a Baffling floppy tourist hat!

Walk around your house like that, and when someone looks at you, or asks you something, raise your circular thing which is on your hand to your mouth and whisper "They're onto me... Help." Call people on your calculator and say the same thing. Then just go away.

Call 00000000000089372901836200000 to now for $9999.99

Get ready to look Bafflingly Spy- like!

Dedicated to Chrysbliss