OMG!!! I WAS PRACTICALLY DYING, I MADE THE BEST PUN THERE EVER WAS!!!!!!!!!! SEE..

BTW, THIS IS FROM MAEVE. 

"Hey, Ash, why are you so ... tired today?" I frowned.

"Hmm...?" 

"Where did your fire go?" 

"What?"

"Did it die and get turned into... ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I exclaimed gleefully.

OMG!!!!!! WHEN I TYPED THAT, FIRST I SMILED. THEN I STARTED TO GIGGLE. THEN I effing  LOST IT!!!!!!

OK, OK, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

"Like you would do that. You're a bit, fat hypocrite. Emphasis on hippo." Maeve walked away, leaving [  character ] alone.

Anywho, thank you all for the quick reply on the last chapter. Did you notice, The Random Book of Randomness got 1K views!!!!!! I'm soo happi!! And, it was ranked #89!!! And Maeve ranked #68 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, before you go like what? Let me tell you a small tale. It was two years ago. I joined wattpad as SuphiraZakir and deleted that account later. IN that account, I had 10 followers, and two works. And, in those 10 followers, one was Krina, four were my accounts, one was Maira, one person followed me because I followed them. 

Now, I have so many followers, I consider myself rich... no, not really... I'm just so proud of myself. :) :) :)

P.S-I updated Journalism.