Heylooo

I has sprained my foot :(

So here's a dramatic scene of how:

Kamera frowned at her living room. Ever since she could remember, her living room always had fragile things. She'd always longed to play 'Lava and Couches' but never did. 

Well, now she would.

What a seven year old couldn't get, a fourteen year old would take.

She started out simple, jumping from couch to couch. Then, she saw a small plank thing, which in reality was an old cupboard door.It was heavily lopsided, one side around 15 inches high from the ground. She jumped onto the plank carefully, walking to the higher side.

"Piece of cake" She muttered, her mind deviating. She never had cake for a long time. 

Forward, forward, her brain commanded.

She stepped forward and WHAAM!

Her foot twisted with a sickening crunch, a sound that would always haunt her, as her other leg fell heavily on the plank.

Fighting every urge to scream and cry, she looked at her foot, just to make sure that it hadn't twisted completely or something. 

The sound ringing in her ears, she pulled her legs close to her, praying that her parents wouldn't come in the room.

Slowly, she stepped up, shifting the weight onto her leg slowly when WHAM (2.0)

Her leg crumpled beneath her as she fell again.

Lava and Couches, more like Lava and Ouches.

Well, everything except the cake part is true. 

THE SOUND WAS AWFULL

I DIED WHEN I HEARD IT

IT WAS LIKE YOU DROPPED A DOZEN EGGS ON THE FLOOR

IT WAS HORRIBLE

UUUUGGGH!HH!H!H!

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I shall be publishing two more boooks!

1) Ideas, Reviews and Edits.

2) Short Stories

Voila!

Anywhooo

Scooby Dooo

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Singing I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare

 I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare

If you knew, knew what the bluebirds sang about you,

you would never sing along

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WHAT SONG IS THIS?

AND BY WHOM? 

Kamera Out!