Random1: MERRY X-MAS RANDOM2!! :3

Random2: MERRY X-MAS :D!!

Random1: GOT YOU A PRESENT!!

Random2: Aww :33!!

Random1: HERE!! OPEN IT QUICK!!

*unwrap unwrap*

Random2: Uh... It's a baloney

Random1: YES EAT IT!!

Random2: *Gulps*

*DUN DUN DUN!!!!*