First, let's start with the results of Mini Contest #1

Your words were all hilarious but there was one word that stood out. 

Quakamour by LordsSword. You win a heart message. You could read the 3rd chapter for details and then PM us. 

Everyone else, add the word Quakamour to your dictionary! It means 'To be in love with a duck' 

Also,  Maxxie [queenieexxx] wants your permission to start using it everywhere because she so desperately wanted a word for being in love with a duck. 

Now, moving on to the next mini contest: 

You have to come up with a funny definition for 'Love'.
It could be cute, or sadistic, or whatever, but it needs to be hilarious.

Comment your definition here:

The winner of Mini Contest #2 will be getting the same prize as last time.