Hey everyone when I was reading Tony steals a pufferfish (Percy Jackson and the Avengers) a couple of readers and I made up a short story!!

Thanks to @Blah0Blah0Books @BookFanatic53  and @mcfadra25 for writing this fun short story!!!

Annabeth: congratulations Percy, you've been 3 days without an explosion!

*Explosion*

Percy: my bad!

Annabeth: percyyyyy......

Percy: I just wanted to save the fish!

Annabeth: so you blew up a sushi bar

Percy: You wouldn't?

Annabeth: there are more logical ways to save fish! Such a Seaweed Brain!

Percy: OMG Annabeth your right!! Let's go blow up the tuna boats, yes you so smart

Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN! NO!

Percy: BLOW UP THE FACTORIES!!

Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE ON MINOTAUR DUNG

Percy: *runs for his life screaming*

Annabeth: I have blue cookies!!

Percy: *slowly inching forwards* Really?

Annabeth: *smiling sweetly* Yes. But you can't have them unless you promise to not blow up the fishery's.

Percy: Annabeth, ANNABETH DO YOU LOVE ME AT ALL

Annabeth: yes!

Percy: Fine, I won't blow up th fisheries! NOW GIVE ME MY COOKIES!!

Percy: *eats cookies* *blows up fisherman boats*

Annabeth: *inhales* I WILL GUT YOU LIKE THE STUPID FISH YOU ARE

Annabeth: I trusted you!!!

Percy: I'm only half fish...

Annabeth: *fake sobs* I can't believe you lied to me Seaweed Brain....

Percy: you should have figured it out Wise Girl...

Percy: I thought you were smarter than that

(chaos happens leading to a beat up Percy)

Annabeth: and that'll teach you!!!

Annabeth: *walks off*

*The Seven in the background, staring in terror*

Percy: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE 

Leo: *slowly backs away*

Percy: *eats blue cookies*

Jason: we knew Annabeth was scary but this is a whole new level

Annabeth: *yelling from her cabin* AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT GRACE!

Jason: *flinches and runs*

Reyna to Piper: are all Greeks like this

Piper:.....

Piper: Pretty much

Reyna: *backs away slowly*

*Avengers watching from a distance*

Clint: are we not going to acknowledge the fact a 18 year old just blew up a boat

Tony: Nope, it was awesome though!

Nico: we just roll with this type of stuff

Clint: I see...

Clint: come on Tasha *starts walking away *

Natasha: no wait I want to see what happens

Leo: SUSPENCE

Will: *runs and tackles Clint to the ground before he can escape and drags hi to the Apollo cabin after hanging a sign saying "sorry the doctor is out in the infirmary"*

Clint: *screams*

Apollo campers: *surronds him*

Tony: we can't help him now, a force stronger than any other has him

Peter: *worried* What Mr. Stark

Tony: *solemnly* Fangirls....

Leo: *screams*

Percy: *screams in pain* YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME

The entire fandom: poor Percy we'll take care of you... *creepy smiles*

Percy: ANNABETH I'M SORRY PLEASE HELP ME

Annabeth: YOUR ON YOUR OWN SEAWEED BRAIN *sprays Peter with bug spray* be gone spider demon

Jason: I'll save you bro *picks him up and runs*

Percy: B-BUT WISE GIRL! REMEMBER TARTARUS??! I NEVER ABANDONED YOU!

Percy: My hero! Look Annabeth someone cares *sticks tongue out*

Fandom: *angry fangirl screech*

Annabeth: It was a joke Percy! Don't leave!

Percy: Magic word?

Annabeth: Nvm I don't want you

Percy: *mock shocked expression* but wise girl

Percy: *baby seal eyes* 

Annabeth: What Seaweed Brain

Jason: LOOK AWAY

Annabeth: don't give me that look

Percy: *does it*

Piper: OMG

Leo: Heartless completely heartless

Percy: *keeps doing it*

Steve: this is worrying

Bruce: I'm pretty sure that have a mental illness...

Annabeth: Leo and Percy do, the rest of us are fine

Bruce: are you sure about that

Annabeth: well I don't for sure

Annabeth: everyone else can vouch for themselves 

Percy: *peeking from behind the trees where he took cover*

Leo: *points at him* I think Percy does for sure, coming this close to Annabeth right now.

Annabeth: Percy Jackson!

Percy: *pushes Peter in from of him* take him instead!!!

Annabeth: *considers then drags off the 'spider demon' while whispering "I'll be back" to Percy*

Percy: well thats freaky.

Tony: PETER!!! NOOOOOOOOO

Percy: bro cover me *starts running to CHB*

Jason: how, Annabeth will find you 

Leo: run Percy run

Bruce: your all really weird

Piper: ya we get that a lot

Steve: I'm just going to forget this ever happened

Steve: *walks away*

Annabeth: *exists cabin* 

Annabeth: I see you in that tree Jackson! *marches into the woods*

Peter: *comes out of Athens cabin coughing super hard* why do all these people have bug spray?!?

Tony: Peter, you're alive!

Peter: barely

Tony: good, then lets get away from *glances around nervously* these crazy people

Peter: Mr. Stark.....I don't feel so good.....

Tony: no! Peter! Speak to me Peter!

Annabeth: *comes back dragging Percy long by the ear* *sees Peter* Spider Demon!!! *sprays more bug spray at him*

Peter: *passes out*

Tony: PETER NOOOOOOOOOO

Leo: *solemnly* he lived a good life.

Tony: Natasha! I need help!

Natasha: I'm not sure I should go near-

Annabeth: *squints at her. Her eyes widen* Another sider demon!!! Siblings we're being overrun! Come to me!

Athena kids: *come pouring out of the cabin and throwing empty bug spray containers at her* (they used them all up on Peter)

Natasha: No! Please! I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Athena kids: *swarm over her. When they retreat back to the depths of the cabin, Natasha is nowhere to be seen*

Tony: well that's scary

Leo: not as scary as your piece of red and gold garbage!

Tony: what did you say?

Leo: that's right, its so poorly built its a safety hazard! And what's up with you color choices? Ya want to be in Gryffindor THAT BAD?

Tony: that's it, you're just a stinking little kid who can't build a spark plug! Do you know who I am?

Leo: a horrible engineer? 

Tony: come 'ere ya little twerp!

*fight breaks out*

Leo: I can build anything you build and better

Natasha: *comes out dazed* how do they have so much bug spray, thankfully they understood it's just a name

Anabeth: yea your very lucky

Clint: um guys these kids are starting to make blood sacrifices I'm kinda scared 

Annabeth: aw don't worry

Piper: I've seen the Apollo kids do weirder things

Clint: *surrounded and signing whatever the campers throw at him* Like what? *flinches as one crazy camper shows him a bloody arm* I seriously can't think of anything worse right now

Piper: well if we count Octavian as an Apollo kid....

Annabeth:...Then consider yourself lucky that they're so calm

Clint: *gulps*

Leo: *pins Tony to the ground* I win! *leans closer and says creepily* now say it

Tony: fine! Leo McShizzle Valdez is a better inventor than me

Leo: *releases him*

Tony: well, at least I have a secret lair...

Leo: I heard that! And where's your 'lair'? At the top of your big shiny tower?

Tony: uh huh like you have anything better 

Leo: Well guess what, I have a REAL secret lair. Its in a cliff, and only assemble by me

Tony: prove it

Leo: fine, maybe I will! Come on. *drags Tony off in the direction of Bunker 9*

Percy: *tip toeing out of Athena cabin* someone hide me

Piper: I would Percy, but Annabeth scares me

Percy: drat, Ummm *heads after Leo and Tony* hey guys can you help me?

Clint: Seriously guys, how does this kid know my full name? And where I lie? And what my favorite color is? Its really freaky.

Camper: you'd be surprised at how quickly a Hermes kid can break into the government files. As for your fav color, that's from what we like to call 'the Barton Book' *places book as thick as his head before Clint* 

Clint:...why is there an entire chapter devoted to my favorite ice cream flavor?

Camper: this is just the volume about your favorite things. Volume 5, of course, but we have over 10 volumes listing everything you've ever said in public since the age of five

Clint:...I really am beginning to suspect this is just a camp for kids with mental illnesses 

Piper: naw, we're perfectly sane

Hazel: guys? Percy just blew up a grocery store. Annabeth's trying to stop him but....

Clint: hey kid, are you well in the head

Camper: if it pleases you, my master, I am, but if you wish to be other wise, I live to serve 

Clint: this is really not boosting my confidence guys

Natasha: its ok Clint, I'm sure we've all been stalked at some point in our lives

Clint:.....I don't think this extensively. Like this is SHIELD level stalkerness, actually they could probably learn from these kids

Natasha: do you hear something?

Clint: no why?

Natasha: I just thought I heard...

Aphrodite Kid: *pokes head from around a tree*

Natasha: ohmigosh, what was that?

Aphrodite kid: *whispering* do you ship percabeth?

Natasha: um...I-

Aphrodite kid: *still whispering* I wasn't finished! Do you ship Percabeth OR....Perachel?

Natasha:um.....Perachel?

Aphrodite kid: get her

Aphrodite cabin: *throws Natasha off a cliff* there! One less perachel shipper in the world!

Clint:...For the record, I ship Percabeth

Aphrodite cabin: good

Clint: *runs to edge of cliff* natasha?

Natasha: *hanging onto a grass root* Clint? A little help?

Clint: uh yeah! Apollo cabin! Save her!

Apollo kids: *form a human rope that Natasha climbs up*

Clint: thank goodness!

Natasha: we will never speak of the again. Understood?

Clint: aww but I took a video! Its super funny!

Natasha: delete it 

Clint: but I already posted it on YouTube!

Natasha: and your dead.

Clint: whoa whoa whoa, I saved you! 

Natasha: ......If I don't kill you, can we call it even?

Clint: yes. Very much yes

Demeter cabin: *running after Connor and Travis with weapons, yelling at them, and being lead by Katie*

Clint:....Well that was weird

Leo: get used to it

*distant screaming of Percy echoes as Annabeth found him behind a tree*

*three blows from the conch*

*Everyone gets in a war mode*

Natasha: well that was fast

Peter: *wakes up* What's happening?

Jason: sorry bro. But Annabeth's gone now

Peter: Annabeth's the scary one, right?

Jason: I'd say that's accurate.

Peter: well will she come back?

Jason: well, she's beating Percy up at the moment...

*distant screaming*

Jason: so I would say maybe 2 mins?

Peter:....Hide me

Jason: sorry, no can do 

Peter: please?

Jason: Annabeth will find you. There's nothing I can do.

Peter: .....Well I guess I just try to enjoy my last minute of life then

*loud explosion*

Jason: hey good news!

Peter: WHY IS AN EXPLOSION GOOD NEWS???

Jason: chill dude. It means that Percy got away. Maybe you have a couple extra minutes before she returns

Peter: why does she hate me?

Jason: Really, really, REALLY long story

Peter: okay then...What is the extent of her hate? Like what's she gonna do to me?

Jason: maim you, if you're lucky. Or just make you pass out with bug spray again

Leo: but than again she might be bored of just spraying so I suggest running really really far away

Peter: TOOOOONNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!! LEAVE WITH ME! *runs*

Tony: My pleasure *runs*

Leo: GET BACK HERE YOU HORRIBLE INVENTOR WHIMP *flies after them on Festus*

Tony: OH MY GOD

Leo: GODS NOT GOD

Tony: jeez fine! OH MY GODS!! WHAT IS THAT THING!

Leo: Festus is a he, not a thing! REVENGE!

Tony: Maybe I'm not a good inventor......

Leo: Oof, I heard your ego drop a bit *Cackles maniacally*

Tony: LET'S GO PETER! *summons suit and takes off with Peter in his hands* 

Leo: *chases them with Festus*

Aphrodite cabin: *goes up to Natasha* do you ship Salangeo 

Natasha: yes yes I do

Aphrodite cabin: Phew, we didn't want to throw you off of another cliff, that resulted in way to many chipped nails!

Wanda: am I late? Fury said you needed backup...

Natasha: no, of course not Wanda. Its just a summer camp. We can handle it.

Wanda: okay! So why did Peter send a distress signal?

Natasha:....Musta been a butt dial...

Wanda: *turns to go*

Aphrodite cabin: *in unison* well hello there *all take a step forward* tells us. Do you ship Percabeth or Perachel?

Natasha: say Percabet- *Aphrodite girl silences her*

Thor: *comes running* DID I HEAR PERCABETH?!

Wanda: I'm guessing Percabeth is the right answer

Aphrodite cabin: CORRECT

Aphrodite cabin: *drags away Wanda and Natasha* *hands them a playlist* This is our Percabeth playlist! We are gonna play it at their wedding! We have All of Me by John Legend, IT WS MADE FOR THEM! And a bunch of others! But it only takes two hours to listen to and we need your feedback! We also have a slideshow!

Wanda:umm....Sure?

Jason: do you think they have that stuff for all of us

Piper: Sparky it's my cabin they have one for every ship even the ones that aren't shipped yet

Leo: WHOA THEY CAN TELL THE FUTURE?!

Piper: Leo when did you get back from chasing Tony

Percy: yes Leo yes they can

Leo: YOU DIDN'T SEE MY ENTRANCE?! IT WAS AMAZAHG! I WAS ON FIRE AND THEN FESTUS DROPPED ME INTO THE LAKE!! AND THEN I WALKED OUT OF THE LAKE ON FIRE!

Calypso: LEO VALDEZ YOU BURNED MY HERD GARDEN AND NOW YOUR GOING TO PAY

Leo: *high pitched screaming*

Jason: I'm just gonna leave now...

Piper: You're not leaving me with these people are you Sparky?

Jason: Um no

Demeter cabin: LEO DID WHAT?! POOR PLATNS! REVENGE!!! *charging Leo with Calypso* 

THE END