*Takes place before the story starts 

My name is Dipper Pines and I just signed my life away to a demon!! Not that I'm complaining since it's better than Gravity Falls. I hated that place and the only part I liked was the forest. I also hate my "sister" who made my life a living hell. She always made me suffer because she was oblivious to my pain. She always had to chase after boys every second of the day and I hated it. I always had to clean up the pieces of the messes she causes. I had to sacrifice almost everything to make her happy. The grunckles weren't better because they always seemed to try to change me into something I'm not. Ford wanted someone to take under his wing, but he didn't mention that I had to listen to his ego 24 hours a day. 

Ford always had to be superior even when he isn't. Did you know that his big plan if he missed the shot was to switch clothes with Stan and have him invade his mind so he could fire a memory eraser gun at him. Like that would work because Bill is an all seeing demon emphasis on the all seeing part. Stan was worse because he always had to push my muscles to the limit and call me names. Like I'm some kind of weakling in his eyes and he always did it! They were the worst family that anyone could ask for.

  I'm glad that I'm safe in the fearamid!!! To ensure that I ended up here, I sabotaged Ford's shot by making Bill know that we're there. The looks on my family's faces that day was precious and it only got better when I made that "heroic" deal. I know that Bill is going to give me a portion that will make me forget my horrible life. Luckily I can just research the cure by making a note and setting it near me to get me some more info. I only have one thing to say before I forget everything and that is Thank You Bill for making me so happy!!! 

I hope that my family goes to hell and I know that Bill's army is going to help him grant my wish!! See you never Mabel and good luck because you need it!!!

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How was it? Bye Guys!!! 👋