Here you go folks! Chapter 8

There will be some part I explained in the chapter with the best of my ability and not going to go all scientific and all that. Only because to much wording, my brain gets brain hurt if it too complicated plus its Error who answering it the best he can.

Not much news yet well besides helping out a buddy with their stories, finishing up some work, and possible soon be posting a new story/short story called "Disguise Puppet". Yes, with Error. Keep an eye out on that one. 

Like to thank @1234567aph again for the help.

Now enjoy the story.

Error Speaking

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Chapter 8

After last week fiasco with the Puppet maker meet up Error swear a few of these pasta are losing their minds. Jeff barely leaves him along unless he snaps, ready to strangle someone, Smiley wants as "walk" or fall asleep.

Toby staying close and giving him extra waffles. A few he swear that shouldn't be food base but eats it anyway. Along with carrying the cat headphones. Well those Error now keeps around his neck. They have their uses. 

EJ not as physically close but he swear he can feel the guy everywhere.

Or LJ will randomly appear out of know where. First, time that happen was when he was opening a cookie jar. He thrown it against Masky face and he wasn't please about that. But understood when he open the jar. Masky threw it against Jeff face. The two ran away when he chased them down with the jar. 

Jane and Clockwork will save him sometimes. Save aka let him have space unless too asked him questions. Oh and now Clockwork, Lulu and the little imps now wants Puppets of him! But he couldn't deny their faces especially when they do the looks.

Oh and don't get him started with Slenderman! He was the worse wanting to make sure he calls every hour. Well he didn't follow that "rule". It's amusing seeing the guy look frustrated. Got a thumbs up from Offenderman getting his brother his face red?

Some of them though aren't bad or go overboard. Ben an example. He was just chilled and told him not to worry too much. Or from the Painter since he and Liu did technically try to tell the others. Lulu was concerned but she didn't go crazy like the other like being near him all the time. Well expect that day with the questions she asked.

"Um Error may I asked you a few questions?'' Lulu asked. She and Error hanging out at Slenderman mansion and watching a video. It was series she was interested in watching and Error decided to watch it with her. It was just the two of them while the others outside and sleeping away. At least last time they checked.

"Asked away."

"Do skeleton have genders?"

He blinks and looks at her. "We do but at the same time we don't. If a skeleton prefers to go by male then they pick male. Or would go by female. Heck a male skeleton would look well like a male too you but they can formed a female body. Same with a female skeleton and later can form a male body. Every skeleton can do it but many prefer one over the other so they can be called he, she, and sometimes they since they just prefer that. "

"So, you have a female body?'' Tilt her head.

"Yes, and no. I rarely use my how you say female and male parts. Now I can form an ectoplasm body to show my female and male body." Snap his finger.

Lulu notice around his chest area seem to grow a bit. He had his jacket off and notice how the sweater also a bit bigger in certain areas.  But when she looked up she notice around his neck and bit of his hand a yellow-blue glowing skin of sorts.

"Like how I look now. I'm in my female body." Motion his body. Well with the clothing he wearing many wouldn't be sure but hey he was lazy to change.

"What?" Lulu shocked and now seeing it a bit better. "That's crazy but cool."

"One way to call it."

"Since you can form a female body does that mean you can get pregnant?'' Shock still and tilt her head.

"Now that can be a bit complicated. So, I'm going to explain the best I can with my knowledge. If you put a male and female skeleton monster together to have a baby bones. Yes, they can have one unless one of the two can't give the other um what's that word. Don't remember. Like if one of the two not able to provide a child. So, they can go to adoption or a carrier. For a male and male skeleton. It's possible but one of the two males must be able to depending on their soul. Yes, they will need their female body to carry the child. But can stay in their male form during carrying till it's time to deliver. But if either of the two can't then again adoption or carrier. Same with a female and female skeleton but this time to make sure their male parts and their soul can be suitable to help their partner have a child. Again goes with them too with adoption and getting a carrier.  Some can or can't just like any other human and monsters. Now when it gets to like a skeleton monster with a human or monster it's the same thing but it can be a bit harder, longer or not possible at all. " Snap his finger back and was back to just his skeleton bone self. He swear he heard someone cursing from the hallway. Oh well probably the others trying to kill each other.

Unware to Error and Lulu a few of the pasta in the hallway overheard the conversation. Along with seeing Error body transform for a bit. Slenderman and Laughing Jack holding back Offenderman as he almost ran in.

"You bastered."

"Shut it you hungry beast."

"Guys should we be doing this?''

"Seriously? Eavesdropping crossing the line for you."

"Like you any better."

"I'm not."

"Shut up they are still talking-"

"How you get those scars around your skull."

They were silent. Liu and EJ are now holding Jeff back since he was ready to jump in. EJ cover his mouth before he yelled.

"Like I said before to Octopus. I had to do a lot of business I wasn't proud of and force to do." Point at his skull. "This was the results that happen for doing a job I didn't want. Now I'm no better since I did become an insane and not made it better on my end. But hey you do what you were force to do...Till you finally got away from it." Error was silent for a bit.

"I'm sorry."

"Don't you're not the one who did this to me. That's like saying I'm apologizing for hurting you."

"But you didn't."

"Exactly."

The other in the hallway silent till EJ held back a yell when Jeff lick his hand.

"Disgusting."

"Says the one who eats kidneys."

"Surely you must have had a bit of friends who helped you out."

"I did they help me out through a few tough times." He was silent again and shake his head. "But it doesn't matter. Their gone and I can't do anything about it. A lot of mistakes that'll never be fixed."

"Um speaking of mistake...Why are you called Error. Its sounds just cruel."

He shrugged. "I really don't remember what my real name was. You saw me glitch and static up with Error signs. Well that's part of the reason I started to go by Error. Don't like it but over time the name became just part of me. "

"Jeez and I thought Offenderman name was upsetting."

"Fuck you clown boy."

"I'll past besides I'm interested for somebody else."

"Since when do you like anyone?"

"This devilishly handsome clown does have a heart."

"Everything in that sentence is so wrong besides devilishly."

"Screw you."

"Go screw you disgusting candy."

"Will you all shut up before I throw you all in Splendorman next camping trip?"

"Hey there not that bad. Right everyone?"

Silence.

"I'm not cute."

"Yes, you are." Lulu smile bright. If she had her eyes they would be brightening up to. "The when you wear that cat headphones they make extra kwaii."

"Kwaii? No, I'm not adorable or cute." Point at his skull and his whole body. "I'm anything but cute, pretty and attractive. I'm an ugly set of bones that shouldn't exist and live."

"I-I don't think so." Lulu whispered. Didn't expect it to go this route now. She was just giving him a genuine compliment. 

Along with many other agreeing with her. Along with angry and want to find the one who would call Error such a thing.

Error sighs and rub his skull. "I...Your pretty."

"Huh?"

"You're pretty." Error shrugged. "That's how you compliment someone correct?"

"Well yes." Now a bit embarrassed and blushing a little.

"Alright. Oh and what's this about Ben having a crush on you?''

"What?''

After that the others decided it was best to step in before Lulu get any redder. Along with Slenderman ready to go strangle someone.

"Hey Error!"

"What Toby?"

"What the square root of pi?"

"1.77245385091-"

"Okay! Okay!"

"You did asked for it."

After that little question session and random questions the rest of the day was calm. Well, calm as it can get in their daily lives. Lulu was given a plushy version of herself and cuddle the little toy.

The next, few days passed like it was nothing. Error was busy finishing up a few orders. A few certain Error puppets he still can't believe he making. But admits a little proud of himself to make them look well. At least their better looking and cuddly than him.

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"Hey Error come here!" Masky was yelling in Error kitchen. He and Hoodie staying with Error for 2 days. So, far Error got them to deliver a few of his orders so he can work on the rest. Could have done it but hey they were there.

"Why Masky?''

"Just come here I-

"We."

"-got you something."

"Why?''

"Because I wanted to."

"Wh-"

"Just come in here now!" Hoodie shouted

Error rolled his eyes and got up. He walked out his office and into the kitchen. He stop what he sees on the counter.

It was a chocolate cake.

"We stop by one the stores to buy a chocolate cheesecake. You want some?"

"Really? Everyone says you go crazy if someone touched you cheesecake."

"Hoodie."

"It wasn't me probably the others who said it."

"Assholes." Rolled his eyes behind the mask and took it. Look back at him. "So, wants some."

"Sure. Never had a chocolate one."

"Well you're going to enjoy this."

Masky cut them pieces of the cheesecake and hand them each one. Masky and Hoodie taking a bite of their piece. Error takes a bite next and his eyes widen happily. Took another bite of the cheesecake.

"Enjoyed it?"

"Anything with chocolate amazing." Another happy bite.

"Fair enough."

They eat their cheesecakes with a few words here and there. Some point Hoodie talking lots about certain books that catch Error attention.

"Sure I can lend you them."

"You sure? I don't mind buying them."

Masky wave his hand. "Unless you lose it I don't mind you letting you read them. Just don't let Jeff, LJ and Kagekao stab, spill wine and burn or shred them."

"Noted."

They continued talking and eating the cheesecake for a while till they decided to head to the living room and watch tv. Hoodie and Masky passed out at some point but when they wake up they'll notice a new editions right by their sides. One holding a slice of cheese cake while the other holding a camera.

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"Why do you like that stuff?"

"What stuff?" Kagekao asked tilting his head looking at Error. The two just hanging outside on Error porch. It was night time and good night to see the stars clearly.

"That wine stuff."

"Because it's delicious."

"Doesn't smell delicious."

"Too you maybe but to me it's amazing." Took another sip. With the mask on.

"Fair point." He shrugs and took a bite of his chocolate.

"Have you ever tried wine before?"

Error thinks it over and shrugged. Not like alcohol can get him drunk. He did try alcohol and wasn't that impressed. But wasn't wine. At least he think it wasn't. Oh well. Then suddenly see a glass cup in front of him with the red liquid.

"Come on give it a sip." They know Error still funny about eating or doesn't want too. Unless its chocolate or they give it to him try. Like the waffles were an example few months ago. Along with little things over time.

Error took the wine cup.

"No, eating the cup." Even though that was so cool to see. But he did like his wine cups.

"Yea, yeah." Rolled his eyes and took a sip. Smack his mouth a few times and shrugged.

"Well?" Watch him look at the drink for a bit. Then back at the chocolate bar. "If you don't like it you can give it back-"

Error dip the chocolate bar in the wine.

Kagekao stared in shock and gap behind the mask. Watch as he does it again and took a bite of his chocolate.

"Huh not bad. Different but not bad." Took another bite of the chocolate and look back at Kagekao. "You want it back."

"No, no I have another glass with me."

"Okay. Want to try it?'' Hands him a piece of the chocolate bar that he dipped, and hand it to him. The liquid on the chocolate staying in place and shimmering.

"What the heck sure."

Well one Kagekao now has a new treat he strangely likes. Two after waking up the next morning he found a mini plush him holding a bottle of wine and his mask joyful.

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As the weeks passed other Creepypasta members slowly been getting their own plushies or an extra addition plushy with a change. They all like them in their own way. Either carrying them around, on their bed post or on their work desk.

Or part of the tea parties with a surprised for one tea party one day.

"Aren't we supposed to be on patrol?"

"Shut up I just forgot my damn phone and we can leave."

"Offenderman why are you with us."

"Oh come on I just want to come along."

"You mean see Error before he tosses you out."

"You said that not me."

"Where is Error anyway?"

"He watching Sally and Lazari so he must be around. Wasn't in his work room."

They waited for Jeff as he goes to his room to get the phone. But they heard a few giggling noises. Curiosity getting to them as they approach a door to the hallway. A room they recognize that Error modified for the girls to be a play room. The door was slightly cracked and LJ, Toby, Masky, Clockworks, and Offenderman gap at the scene. Jeff stop when he sees them at the door.

"What the heck are you doing?" Comes over and glance at the door. Could only gap at what he is seeing as well.

Sally, Lazari and Error having a tea party with different plushies and stuff animals. Tea sets around with real drinks. Little sandwiches and different dessert pastries around. This would seem quite normal since they have scene Error be part of these tea parties. Then would drag them in as well if they are close by for more "guest." But it the outfits, one in particular, catching them off guard.

Sally in a pink dress with star designs around her waist that it almost look like a belt. Pink gloves only to her wrist. Around her forehead, that usually has blood, was a pink headband wrapped around with a lily on the side. Pink flats with white socks that had star designs. Holding a tea cup and ready to take a sip. She looked quite adorable.

Lazari outfit was a reddish-orange skit with bow on the side of her hip. On the bow center was a rose. Her top was a white blouse with flower designs and looked like she was wearing a pair of pearls. That they couldn't tell was fake or not. Wore a pair of light orange gloves going to elbows. Slip on flats with white socks as well. Still wore her hair down with the red rose pins. Pouring a cup of tea for what look like Jane plushy version. She look very cute.

Then there was Error wearing a blue dress. At the bottom on the hem were silver and gold star designs at the bottom with little star sparkles of two on the side of the big star. Repeating the pattern around. Which lead too seeing he was in his female form and can see his formed quite better without the sweater. Along with nice size boob outline you can tell around the top. Not showy but covered. A pair of finger less light blue gloves holding a piece of chocolate. His scarf that usually around his neck went around his shoulder and arms like it was a shawl. Still wearing his black boots under the dress but pulled the look off. You could see bits of neck, shoulders, and part of his legs were exposed and could see the yellow-blue echo skin. While the yellow look like a main part the blue looked like patches and designs that you just want to trace your fingers over. Around his neck a black choker with a silver star charm hanging.

He looked gorgeous.

Jeff and LJ held Offenderman down to no go in and destroy this tea party. Or make it rated R for their eyes. Hopefully the man has some sense left to not do that in front of the kids. Clockwork took a picture and send it to the others. Toby and Masky a blushing mess, if you can see it, behind their mask. And should have helped Jeff and LJ when Offenderman finally got out of the hold. Swoop in like Sonic to the room and holding Error in dipping pose.

"I have to say you look quite ravishing in that dress Error." Offenderman grinned as he holds the skeleton closely.

"Dude I'm in a middle of a tea party." Error clearly annoyed and not affected of the compliment. He was a bit annoyed that he got him in this position when he was about to take a bite of his chocolate. At least he not glitching up at the moment but

"How about we have our own little party doll face."

"I don't think you brother happy of the idea."

"He doesn't need to know."

"Oh do I now." New voice came from behind

Offenderma suddenly grab and lifted up in the air by his brother tentacles. "Dammit you assehole!"

"Language!" Slenderman growled and look at Error. Face sweaty seeing Error in a dress and just look quite confused what happen. "Sorry for the tea party crash."

"Tell that to them." Thumb pointing at a pouting Sally and Lazari. If it was possible the plushies and dolls around were glaring at them all.

"Forgive him girls my...my brother an idiot."

"You're ruining my dreams!"

"Enough come along."

"You all owe us an extra party."

"With extra sparkles."

"But we didn't do anything!" Toby yelled out from behind the door.

"Duh." Sally and Lazari said together.

"You right girls that defiantly do owe us an extra tea party." Error grinned and marks glowing to dare fight him back, and break two little girls' wishes.

Awkward silence.

"I um can wear that cool dress Error made me when we get back." Clockwork declared not wanting to take the chances.

"You know kidneys and tea don't mix well together."

"We have extra and can cut for mini sandwiches for you!"

"Oh and dress you up in a suite."

"Fantastic."

"Um boss?"

"When we come back we will all join since you all interrupted them and be on the mission."

None of them could get away from it. Well at least a few good pros came from it when they got back, along with before. The tea party was actually good. Sally and Lazari were the ones who drew out Error dress for him to wear at the party. Offenderman grinning like a fool getting to sit by Error but his hands, knees and feet got much bruised whenever they try to touch Error.

But it was a good party and more to come later on. Jane, Clockwork, Trenderman, and Lulu couldn't help but join the two little members about forming outfit ideas for Error. What can they say he look awesome in that dress.

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Done!

Yes, it is a bit shorter but it'll will get longer later on.

For now take care and get ready for the next surprise guests in the next chapter.