So guys I'm really sorry that lately there hasn't been any music to go along. 

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I woke up the next morning at 9 o'clock. Last night while I was gone Dakota did extremely well. She didn't have any accidents and as far as I know, nothing was destroyed. I rolled out of my bed and started my daily routine of letting Kota out and giving her food.

When that was all done I walked back upstairs with Dakota. I showered and didn't bother putting on makeup. I wasn't going to leave the house at all today so I just put on a comfy sweater and leggings. I walked back downstairs with my laptop, charger, and headphones. I sat down on the couch and turned on Bo Burnham on Netflix. Dakota snuggled up next to me and laid her head in my lap. I ruffled her ears and snuggled into the couch.

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At about noon I set my laptop to the side and stood up. I stretched and walked to the kitchen. I popped some popcorn to eat for lunch and went back to the couch. I had already finished every available episode of Bo Burnhams comedy show on Netflix so I went into YouTube. I stumbled across a YouTuber named Jacksepticeye. As soon as I watched one episode it clicked. I've met him haven't I. And he's Antisepticeye's counterpart.

Another channel popped up. Markiplier. I knew for a fact that I had watched him before. That's Dark's counterpart... I watched the two channels for a while until I realized how late it was getting.

11:00pm. Hm. I better stay up a bit later so I'm tired for tomorrow.

I wandered around the house for a while. Just waiting for it to hit midnight. I wasn't exactly tired but I figured if I went to bed then I would wake up at a reasonably late time.

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I woke up the next morning beginning on my usual chores. Letting Dakota out to pee, giving her food, getting myself food, getting ready. That stuff. Today I decided to wear my peach colored hoodie with black ripped jeans. My hair was just down and I didn't bother to straighten it or anything. I just wore my black converse for shoes. It was dreary and rainy outside. These are my favorite types of days if you didn't know. I personally prefer long sleeve shirts to short sleeve, and not to mention it's so much nicer just to be snuggly and comfy instead of being cold.

It was about 1 pm by now and I had decided I was going to go for a walk with Kota. "Come here Girly!" I called for her. She came running over. It's crazy how much she has grown in just a week. She doesn't stumble over her paws as much but she's still the cute little pup I love. I hooked her leash to her collar and we headed out the door.

Instead of following Dakota this time though, I walked her to the Starbucks in town. I know I probably sound like a basic bish. I went inside and ordered a caramel apple cider and we walked around town for a bit. Kota seemed pretty calm about the whole thing. I think she was enjoying how it wasn't blistering hot. She's so much like me sometimes it's scary.

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7:45 hit and I was getting ready to head out the door. I grabbed my keys and called for Dakota. "I'll see you later pup." I kissed her head as she licked my face. "I love you too." I smiled and made sure the front and back door were locked before heading out to my truck in the garage.

I arrived at the big gray building and parked. I walked in texting my mom telling her I was headed in. I made it to security and was cleared before I nearly ran into Cody. He looked like he was ready to burst he was so happy.

"What's gotten into you?" I asked curiously laughing a bit.

"We got two boxes delivered to us today. One is from Google and the other is from Microsoft. Except the Microsoft one has a Bing logo on it. I ordered them about a month ago." Cody answered scurrying behind the front desk coming up with two boxes.

"Them?" What the hell is he talking about?

Cody just smirked and set down the first one. It had a big 'G' on the front of it. I opened my mouth to speak but was cut off by the box bursting open to reveal a man. "Um..... h-hello?" I stuttered.

"Hellooo~" the man smiled creepily making me feel a bit uncomfortable.

"It's actually a bit Asian. Huh..." Cody was inspecting the thing. It looked exactly like Mark.... Creepy... "Anyway, these are really cool. Their primary objective is to answer any and all questions as quickly as possible. They can also complete tasks if asked. I guess they used Mark Fischbach as a model. Okay, Google."

The AI made a noise similar to Siri's. "Upload this to your memory drive." Cody handed it a thumb drive. Google took it and stuck it into the back of his neck. A few seconds passed before he beeped again.

"Download complete." Google smiled again after stating the update.

"Okay, next!" Cody excitedly setting down the second box. It once again popped open to reveal another 'Mark' lookalike. "Hello there. Please state your name."

"My name is Bing." Bing smiled but it wasn't a creepy smile. It was just, normal...

"Okay, Bing. Download this to your memory drive." Cody handed Bing another thumb drive and he placed it in the back of his neck as well. This time it took more than a couple seconds to download.

"Download complete." Bing looked to the side of him, noticing Google. "Sah, dude! Google! How ya doin' man?! I haven't seen you around ya old fart! Yeah it's time for the cool new guys to come inta town if ya know what I'm sayin! Yaaa ya doooo." I tried to hold back a small smile at how weird this AI was.

"Nobody a-actually loves you, you're jus-st default." Google countered.

"Ye-you-ya-ye-you-you know what people mostly use me for is MORE than porn." Bing started making hand gestures. "It's its n-not just *Bing makes weird jerking off noises Xl* its not it's not that it's like educational cause I got safe search. See?" Bing held up his middle finger but a blur immediately blocked it from view. "See? You don't even know what that is. *beep* you. That was bleeped out. Coulda been anything!"

"You are distracting me from my tertiary objective. To help in any way that I can. So why don't you take some of these," Google held up both middle fingers, "and then go away."

"Yeah whatever. *beep*" Bing stopped and held up his middle finger that was once again blurred. "*beep* you!" I failed at holding back my giggle of the two's conversation.

"I already love them." Cody whispered to me quietly. "Well anyway. Y/n, today you are just going to program Google and fix all of his settings to fit our needs. Here's a list." Cody handed me a list of settings. "I'll take Bing. See you later y/n!" With that he beckoned for Bing and walked off.

I cleared my throat. "Hello Google." Google turned towards me and smiled his creepy smile again. I shuddered and continued my sentence. "My name is y/n." I finished trying to cover up my nervousness.

"Adding... y/n... to facial recognition and memory drive. Download complete." Google's eyes flashed white before looking back at me.

"Okay lets start on your settings shall we? Okay, Google. Open 'Settings'." I commanded. I looked down at the list once again. Dear god this is going to take a while. I sighed and began configuring his settings. While Google stood there quietly.

A/N. I tried to make this a bit longer. So, now we have Bing and Google in the picture. What dya think? ;)

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