Don't judge me and my decisions. 

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Xander:I'm never going to be in a relationship.
Xander:*a couple chapters later dating two guys*well..I never said it would be a two person's relationship.

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Molly:hi little bird!
The bird:tweet tweet.
*10 minutes later*
Molly:*crying next to a uncomfortable Jewel*it called me a potato!

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Xander:*stands next to a twig*
Everyone:twig boy/twigs.
Xander:*in sid's voice*they do this every year!

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Soren:you may be a THOT!
Xander:*not knowing what a thot is*...
Soren:but you're my thot get in the car bitch we're get frappes!
Xander:what the fuck is a frappe?

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Dillan being with Xander for 0.1 seconds:..
Sexual tension:I think,you know,where this about to go!

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Xander:hey,you dropped your pen Molly.*goes down to get it and gives it to Molly*
Molly:thanks!
Dillan and Soren in the castle:god Twigs is hot.
Victoria:shut up about being gay FOR TWO SECONDS!

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Me writing the romance of Soder in my drafts:perfect!
Sarah reminding me of my rivals to lovers trope weakness:I think,you know,where this about to go!
Me:dammit I wrote Xandin!

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Xander and Dillan:*about to kiss*
Soren being salty that he can't kiss Xander first:*shakes maraca dramatically and loudly*
Xander:DAMMIT SOREN!

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Xander:hey.
Soren:hi I'm gay-I mean Soren!
Xander:ok..hi!*turns to Dillan*
Dillan:hey I'm bi-I mean..

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Aphrodite:who falls in love today?
Xander,Molly,Soren,and Dillan:*chillin*
Aphrodite:Oh TiMe To CaUsE cHaOs!