Chanyeol's three best friends huddled together in Chen's living room discussing plans about Chanyeol's birthday which is in a couple more days. Every year, they would do some crazy shit on each other's birthday, including a near death experience.

"Should we do what we did to him last year?" Kai asked, smirking evilly at his other two best friends.

Chen laughed, "No, Kai. We are not going to let an old man suck his dick or put roaches in his underwear"

"What about th-"

"Don't even think about it!" Chen said sternly, "No weed either"

Sehun rolled his eyes, "It was funny when he tried to suck his own dick and don't tell me it wasn't funny when he tried raping the dog"

The three started laughing about their silly pranks, completely unaware that school starts in ten more minutes and they will get in trouble if they're late.

"So..no pranks this year?" Kai asked, his voice filled with disappointment

Chen scoffed, "Are you kidding me? We just need to think of something completely beyond our imaginations and I know the perfect person who can help us"

They exchanged knowing looks, knowing exactly who that person is and what he's capable of doing.

"Kyungsoo"

--

The trio arrived at school, each smiling brightly at their classmates who greeted them back with smiles. Chanyeol was heading to class, limping slightly and Chen noticed. They had the same class together so he's going to make hella fun out of him.

He speed walked towards Chanyeol and back hugged him, sniffing his musky scent.

"Which cock slut is this?"

Chen chuckled, "Babe, I'm only a cock slut for you and I'm feeling a little horny at the moment. Will daddy feed me his cock?"

"Chen!"

"That's what he said!" Chen laughed heartily, his voice sounding rather annoying to Chanyeol who is not in the best of moods.

"Fuck you, Chen!" Chanyeol spat

"I know, I would fuck me too," Chanyeol rolled his eyes and walked away from his best friend and walked inside the classroom. "Hey, I was just messing with you. Who shit in your food?"

Chanyeol gave him a questioning look, "What?"

"You're acting like a moody bitch and it's annoying," Chen began, "Now tell me, who made daddy upset?"

"You"

That was like a bullet to Chen's chest and he clutched his heart as if he just got shot. "So this is the end, Channie? I hope you know that I'll be taking the kids and moving to Antarctica! Goodbye, my lover, my friend, my enemy, my heartbeat, my lifeline, my-"

"CHEN, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Sorry, Ms. Choi," Chen chuckled nervously and sat down, slightly embarrassed.

--

Chen, Kai, Sehun, Kyungsoo, Luhan, Xiumin and Baekhyun all sat in the cafeteria enjoying their lunches and messing with some other kids by throwing green peas at them. Their corner was the loudest but everyone is used to it by now. Baekhyun, however, wasn't quite happy and he tried to fit in with the rest but his expression gave away everything.

"Guys, what's up with Chanyeol?" Luhan asked as he fed Sehun some beans. "He's ignoring each of us the whole day and someone isn't too happy about that" He pointed the fork to Baekhyun and it accidentally poked Xiumin in his eyes.

"I don't know," Kai answered, "Baek, have you tried talking to him?"

Baekhyun sighed, "I've tried, but he keeps ignoring me and it makes me sad. Do you think maybe it's because I to- never mind, I heard his birthday is coming up. What are you guys planning?"

Chen smirked at his best friends, "About that.."