"Where'd you meet that guy?" Sehun asked, terrified for his life as they sat in their classroom.

"We became friends when we were in the bathroom" Chen answered casually with a small smirk on his face. I have a bigger penis than he does...

"He's scary!" Chanyeol said, face slightly paled.  "He's so short but so scary!" Don't underestimate short people!

"I think I might not be able to sleep tonight," Sehun said. He suddenly laughed, hitting the desk as he did so. "Who am I kidding? That D.O guy can't do anything to me"

Kyungsoo was sitting a few seats from the right to them and he smirked evilly at Sehun. Sehun gulped, scared of the boy. "Or maybe he can"

"He's cute!" Kai said dreamily, a small smile gracing his lips. 

His three friends turned their attention to him, not believing what Kai just said. He shrugged "What?"

"How do you see cuteness in that little devil?" Sehun asked. He's squishy!

Kai smiled and looked over at Kyungsoo "He's an angel" from hell!

Chanyeol gasped, "Oh no!  He's been brainwashed. Chen, go get the mop"

"A mop?" Kai questioned at his friend's stupid request. 

"Yes," Chanyeol replied. "I'm going to wipe that brain of yours and clean it from your delusional thinking." 

Kai slapped Chanyeol's hands away that were already trying to open his brain. With a few more attempts, Chanyeol gave up and waved it off, sitting down and sighing. 

"He's just so cute and squishy and his eyes are really pretty and the way he wants to kill us and that evil smirk he has on his face and the way—"

"STOP!" Sehun yelled, making everyone stare at him in confusion. 

"Mr. Oh!" The teacher called, "Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep" The f—

"Sorry, Mr. whatever your name is," Sehun said and went back to talk with his friends. 

"Looks like you're in love," Chen said, smirking at Kai "Should I—"

"NO!" Kai shouted. "YOU CAN'T TELL KYUNGSOO THAT I LIKE HIM!" love even...

Chen smirked wider, "But you did" Fml..