I...read...one...fanfic...that isn't even a phanfic...it just has Dan and Phil as side characters...and all Wattpad wants to suggest to me is Phan smut ship fics.

Correction, it also seems to think I want Freard smut.

I don't. I want no smut. This is worse than when it kept suggesting me Danti and Septiplier smut. I want no smut. Smut is one of the worst things I can think of. The very idea of any kind of sex disgusts me more than the dead bodies on Bones or any other murder show I've watched. 

I. Hate. This.