1. You think of macaroni as illegal.
2. You freak out when someone asks if you want to know their secret.
3. You think of Slenderman as Sally's boyfriend.
4. Spiders are nopes.
5. Pigs, red flowers, and sheep are evil.
6. Cybomb and/or Asari are your OTP.
7. Pie or pi make you think of Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast, the Paranormal Investigator Extraordinaires.
8. When you randomly sing about burgers, bird, cash registers, and/or Light Zerron.
9. Cows, chickens, and yellow flowers are heros.
10. When you count to ten, you finish with "Ten water bottles."