I'm sorry, I don't know how to write seriously I tRIED TO KEEP IT SERIOUS OKAY I REALLY TRRIED IM SORRY

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Shoto hated being a prince

Well maybe not that much, he disliked it, but what he hated is the duties that come with it, aka meeting princesses and prince to make a good impression, being stuck in the most stuffiest outfit to look good, spending a good three ours getting prepared just to look presentable, doing speeches to try and refute rumors like that rumor that his dad was dating a lanky thin blonde man ( he is by the way, Shoto saw it with his own two eyes, his dad giving him a bouquet so large that Toshinori didn't know what to do with it, but still, Shoto had to make his dad look decent in the public eye )

Also fancy food, he doesn't know how someone could get full at the finger sized foods served, also the fact that he can't spend days with Izuku when there's people to meet

When it first happened he tried his best to explain it to Izuku why he can't join in baking-tuesday, he was sure Izuku didn't mind ( literally, Izuku repeated that he didn't mind and that his duties are more important than him, Shoto had to stop himself from giving himself a heart attack due to how pretty Izuku looked like with that understanding bright smile on his face ) but the pout that came with it broke his little hot and cold heart into small tiny pieces

It was alright though, the moment the day was done Izuku fixed it all back up again

Right now he was supposed to meet to meet another prince, he can't remember the name of the kingdom but it was littered with dragons, it's technically in All Mights territory but the people there were always too strong with literal dragons on their side to lump themselves with All Might, today is the day they won the war and plummeted a dictator countries arse

"Do I look good" Shoto asked

"For the last time you do, stop asking" Shinsou said with disinterest, can you blame him though this is like the 17th time Shoto has asked the question

"But are you-"

"I think you look good Shoto, stop bugging Shinsou so much he gets cranky!" He turned around and saw Izuku, ah yes Izuku, Shoto's face exploded with red, he still can't handle any compliments that came from Izuku but they're working on it, last month Shoto caught on fire literally and his dad had to stop the entire kingdom from burning down

Izuku was still severely confused at the effect that he had in Shoto, as far as he knows Shoto likes him a lot but that's it, Shinsou keeps on screaming onto him that Shoto likes him but Izuku being the little dense green puffball he is thinks that as in Shoto likes him as his bestest best friend even when Shoto brings him 12 roses every single day and their room is decorated with pretty roses

"T-Thanks Izuku, I'll be going now thank you"

"Oh so when Izuku says it you believe in him but when I say it you don't is that how it is?"

"Yes" Shoto said bluntly, Shinsou looked so offended but continued on reading his book anyways, the book is twilight by the way, Shinsou was binge reading

So Shoto went on to meet the prince who came alone because he's a hardcore prince who don't need to king or queen ( well the lanky blonde man was there looking like a nervous hamster )

"Hello my dear fellow associate, do you like it here"

"No, fuck off with your bullshit" the blonde prince spat out at him, Shoto placed a hand on his chest and made an offended look

"Dad why is his mouth so dirty" he says as he tries to whisper to his dad, it didn't work Shoto said the words out loud

"You picking a fucking fight princey?!" He said as he starts breathing out small amounts of fire and little explosions in his hand

"As far as I know I'm not the one swearing like a sailor here so maybe you're pinking the effing fight-"

"Now now! Calm down you two no need to fight" Toshinori said slowly pulling away Bakugou from Shoto, Bakugou let out a snarl before composing himself

-

Katsuki doesn't deserve the awful treatment he gets from people

Sure he can be explosive and rude but he's a prince he should atleast be treated like one, he has a literal army of dragons so how come no one ever respects him or admires him?!

Well there is one person, he sighs as he remembers a green tuff of hair and a great big wide smile directed at him

This 'Shoto' is weird

Other than his rude remarks about him he is now touring him around the palace, Katsuki didn't even asked for a tour he only asked where the bathroom is but apparently since he doesn't know where the bathroom is it means that he doesn't know how the place works at all and so what if it was true?! He can figure it out on the way damnit

Not to mention the old man ( All Might ) for some reason is stuck in that Lanky form while Endeavor dotes on him like a big brother ( or boyfriend? He can't tell ) and refused to help him so that he can 'bond' with Shoto, no thank you

"There is this one amazing and wonderful person that I've met recently I think he likes me" Shoto says looking directly at Bakugou trying to see if the blonde would be interested

"Tsche, as if I care about your stupid love life!" He says even though he's interested in the love life

"I'm going to tell you about him anyways, he has this amazing smile and he's so cute"

"Don't make me regret listening get to the fucking juicy shit"

"Well uh.. he kissed me on the cheek one time"

"Seriously? That's all?"

"I'm working on it"

Bakugou sighed, Shoto was a lost cause, that's all the action he gets?! He scoffed even though Bakugou himself hasn't even held hands with anyone yet, then he realized something

"He?"

"Yes he is a boy, he a wonderful god given boy I'd give anything to spend an hour with him right now, you have a problem with it?" Shoto squinted at him as if judging him, hey it isn't his fault after all how is a prince supposed to make heirs with a male

"No just curious, I guess"

"Hey"

"What do you want?!"

"Do you want to meet him?"

"What? So I can become a third wheel? No thank you"

"Hey, third wheels makes the cart be more stable-"

"No I'm not helping you with your love life"

"Please? You won't regret it, you might even fall in love with him too he's amazing and the best thing ever he's so cute, him and his wonderful soft and blessed hair"

"I don't care about him, just lead me back to my room"

Shoto grumbled at the missed opportunity to share his beloved Izuku to someone else

"Oh and he has green hair" Bakugou also choked in his spit

"You know what, never mind lead me at him instead" Shoto gave out a big goofy grin

"Hell yes"

-

"Shinsou, are you gay?"

"No, what made you ask that" Shinsou says as Iida and him paint each other's nails pink

"Yeah what has made you think that Midoriya?"

"Not sure, I just can't place my mind on it?" Izuku squints at them both, they were both wearing a pink dress with tiaras on and painting each other's nails pink, hmm

"Oh I get it! Shinsou your eyes are purple and pretty!"

"Okay" was what Shinsous answer is

Well Izuku was bored now, what is he supposed to do

"Hey Izuku, someone's at the door go get it"

"Fineeee whatever" Izuku rolled of his bed, stood up and opened the door

"The number you have dialed is not getting service, please leave a message after the beat bleep-

"Izuku?" Shoto said with concern on his face

"Oh, hi Shoto! I thought you're going to be gone for the day, did something happen?"

"Yeah I need you to meet someone because he's apparently very very fascinated by green hair and freckles"

"Really?" Izuku said curiously, Shoto carefully placed his hand on Izukus wrist before gently pulling him outside

"So where is he?"

"In the bathroom, he suddenly felt like pooping so we wait for him here"

"Uh.. but does he know the way around here?"

"...."

"Lets split up"

-

Katsuki Bakugou was lost

The moment he goes out for some reason his tour guide left him now he was no idea where to go, he started wandering around, some people came up to him trying to help but nooo, Katsuki's pride was too high up there and he decided no he doesn't need help he is Katsuki Bakugou and Katsuki Bakugou doesn't get lost

"Hey I think you're lost" Shinsou said

"Yeah what a loser" Ochako added in

"Who the fuck asked you two?! Shitnerds?!"

"No one, and that makes you look even more pathetic"

"You're like a prideful brat you know"

"Shut up I'm not lost!"

"Where are you going then?"

"Uh.. garden"

"We just passed by it you know"

"Shut up you think I don't know that?!"

"Yep" Shinsou said lazily

Seriously, this is what he means when people disrespects him, can't they trust him with directions at all?!

-

Shoto has decided, they cannot trust Katsuki Bakugou with directions at all, he found the boy at the garden trying to kick down a wall 'it won't fucking open!' He says

Shoto felt so bad he didn't want to point out that it was a wall, not a 'huge ass door', now he has a moping Katsuki behind him

"Don't worry you can meet him tomorrow"

"Tomorrow?! Why?!"

"It's getting late he might be sleeping"

".. fine I better meet him tomorrow or I'll blow you up"

"Sure okay, now I'd honestly just tell you the directions to his room but I doubt you'd be able to follow it"

"What's the supposed to mean?!"

"It mean exactly what it means, now this is your room do not try to wonder by yourself okay? It's hard trying to find you"

"Fine, bastard"

"Good night"

"Go the fuck away"