Hipster: *laying on couch * I'm always hornyyyyyyy and I can't help it qwq

Frank: is that a problem in your life ?

Hipster : It wasn't until I ....I ..FELL IN LOVEEEEEEE *flops over *

Frank: Oh darling *pats him* its okay

Hipster: My poor strawberryyyyyyy is gonna be maddddddddd

Frank: there there its alright

Hipster: *sobs covering face * WAHHHHHHHHH

Frank: *writes on paper *mentally and emotionally into things strawberry