Hipster : Well hello officer~

Officer : Oh shit .....WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT THIS TIME

Hipster: *gasp ,ears lower* All i wanted was a hug~

Officer: *rolls eyes* ONE!!! Hug for 5 SSCONDS undsrstood

Hipster. How bout 1 minute

Officer: 3 seconds take it or leave it

Hipster: okay okay *walks over and hugs the officer ......squeezes his ass and runs *

Officer: YOU FUCKER *runs after him*

Hipster: XD