A/N:

Hey guys! How are you?

I have a question.

What do you think would happen, if somehow, Tony Stark met Alexander Hamilton?

I mean, I kinda feel like they're pretty similar personality-wise.

Idk, here's the chapter!

Clint's POV:

  I was in the vents, trying not to spill the three-gallon bucket of hot pink slime I was dragging behind me.

  Now, you may be wondering: Clint, why are you dragging a bucket of slime with you in the vents? Well, you see, Tony, Peter, Nat, and I were in the middle of a very serious prank war. It was all out. Every man (and woman) for themselves. 

  I was trying to get back at Tony for replacing all of my arrows with rubber chickens. I was going to wait in the vents for Tony to pass underneath my spot in the vents, then I would pour my slime onto him. I looked up the stickiest slime recipe, made the slime, and then added a little flair. 

  And by flair, I mean an excessive amount of gold glitter and three entire bottles of Pepper's perfume.

  I smiled to myself and started to silently laugh. This was going to be fun. 

  I got situated in my spot in the vents. There was a vent grille on the ceiling right above the refrigerator.

  Of course, this was nothing compared to some of the pranks I've pulled this week. It was only Thursday, and I'd already painted Natasha's catsuit baby blue, replaced all of the books in Peter's room in the tower with puberty books for girls, and put up Captain America wallpaper on every wall in Tony's room.

  Steve was very concerned, to say the least when he came into Tony's room and saw Tony ripping up a piece of wallpaper with his face on it.

  I was suddenly ripped out of my thoughts when I heard footsteps coming towards me. I looked down and got ready to pour the slime. 

  The person walked right underneath me and opened the fridge. I poured the slime as soon as I saw messy brown hair. . . but it turns out more than one person in the tower had messy brown hair.

  "What the heck, Clint?" The person yelled looking up.  

  Oops, I had accidentally poured the slime on Bruce. "Uhh. . . sorry about that, Bruce. I thought you were Tony."

  "Why would you- You know what? I don't even want to know," said Bruce, looking a little green.

  "Yeah. . . maybe you want to clean off a bit, I can help you if I want." I did not want Bruce going all 'green apple Jolly Rancher' on me.

  Bruce sighed and rubbed his temples. "No, no. It's fine. I can clean this all by myself. You've already done quite enough." 

  "Heh. Yeah. . . I think I'll just go now. . . BYE!" I said, army crawling as fast as I could off to a different part of the vents. It was a bit awkward, but, I mean, I can't really run in the vents when I can't even sit up. 

  I was about halfway across the floor when my phone dinged. 

  I wanted to look at it, but I didn't want to let down my guard. . . but then I realized it was pointless because no one has ever even been in the vents except me. I shrugged and pulled out my phone.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

Water boi

Tyson is going on a business trip to Mount Merapi in Indonesia.

He's so excited, he sent me a picture of him posing in a business suit.

Metal Man

Who's Tyson?

Water boi

My brother

You

You have a brother?

Water boi

Well, a half-brother

Metal Man

On your mom's side?

Water boi

Nope, on my dad's

sTeEb

But didn't you say there were no other demigod children of Posiden?

Water boi

He's not a demigod

Pete the Cat

???

Water boi

He's a cyclops

Metal Man

A WHAT

WAter boi

A cyclops.

He is nice and fun, and he likes peanut butter.

Well Shoelace

Mount Merapi? 

Isn't that in Indonesia?

Water boi

Yup

(I think)

Well Shoelace

That's a long way

Water boi

Dad's sending a chariot thingy or something

Joker Blowtorch

OMG WE SHOULD GO VISIT TYSON!!!

sTeEb

In Indonesia?

Joker Blowtorch

Yeah!

Well Shoelace

And how do you suggest we get there?

Joker Blowtorch

We fly?

CGB

Nuh-uh.

No way am I flying all the way to Indonesia

That's like, twelve hours!

Twelve hours of torture for my ADHD

Twelve hours for Zeus to strike me out of the sky!

Twelve hours for a monster to come crawling up out of Tartarus and kill me!

sTeEb

Is flying really that bad?

CGB

Yes. It is.

Water boi

Aaaaand Zeus has promised to blast me out of the sky next time I fly, so...

Metal Man

Oh. . . umm

that's nice

Well Shoelace

Nice?

sTeEb

Well, then how do you get across large areas of land?

Water boi

Walk, drive, go on boats

I've gone to Alaska from San Fransisco by walking, boating, I think I took the train for some time?

Metal Man

Oh! I know!!

I have a private plane

Zues won't be mad if you take my plane!

He probably just doesn't want the airplane crowded

Joker Blowtorch

Umm... that's great for you, but that's not really how it works

Like, Percy isn't welcome in Zeus's realm at all

And it's Zeus, not Zues

Just letting you know

Metal Man

Well, I was halfway joking

But I do have a private plane

Joker Blowtorch

omg really?

sTeEb

don't get him started

please

I beg of you

Metal Man

Yes!! It's super awesome

Water boi

More awesome than the Argo II?

Joker Blowtorch

 Omg can I please see

Please

What color is it?

Metal Man

It's red and shiny, the seats are also red, and the rest of the inside of the plane is either grey or gold

Joker Blowtorch

ohmigods

I NEED TO GO ON THIS PLANE!

EVEN IF I DIE, AT LEAST I'LL DIE KNOWING I'VE BEEN IN A RED SHINY PLANE

sTeEb

Maybe you should try to avoid dying

Joker Blowtorch

I don't die often, but when I do, I don't

Metal Man

What?

Water boi

It's true

Well Shoelace

Hey, does anyone know where Nico went?

CGB

No

Well Shoelace

Nico where are you?

CGB

why do you need to know

Well Shoelace

Nico, I swear to all the gods if you got kidnapped again I will not hesitate to make you eat a seven-course meal in one sitting

CGB

Why is that your first assumption?

Water boi

Dude, have you met you?

CGB

What does that even mean? Of course, I've met myself

Water boi

You get kidnapped like, every other month

CGB

I do not!

Water Boi

Uh-huh

Joker Blowtorch

Nico, you can't see it right now, but Percy's doing the mom pose

With his hands on his hips and everything

You

Oh hey, Steve does that pose too

he looks like a total mom

Metal Man

Pfft-

sTeEb

Hey!

I don't look like a mom

You

You're right

You are a mom

Pete the Cat

It's true, Mr. Rogers

Water boi

 You know, I can kind of see it

sTeEb

What?

Joker Blowtorch

So back to the subject of the plane. . .

Can I see it?

Can I see it?

Can I see it?

Can I see it?

Can I see it?

Can I see it?

Can I see it?

Metal Man

How did you just type eight messages in fifteen seconds??

Joker Blowtorch

I'm a magical unicorn

BUT you still haven't answered my questionnnnnn

Can. I. See. Your. Plane.

Metal Man

Sure, I can fly it right into your camp if you give me a place to land.

CGB

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Joker Blowtorch

Yeah! And then we can all fly to Indonesia and visit Tyson!

Water boi

Oh yeeeaaaaah!

But we'd have to check with Chiron first

And Annabeth

Joker Blowtorch

Especially Annabeth

You

this is both a wonderful and stupid idea

LET'S DO IT

CGB

what part about "absolutely not" do you not understand

Well Shoelace

I'll go ask Chiron

CGB

okay, fine.

It's your death, not mine.

But you drag me into this, and I will end you before that plane even takes off.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

  I had decided to go offline at that point because I heard something crawling around in the vents.

  What could that be? I thought to myself. No one has ever been in the vents except me.

  I decided to crawl away from my spot in the vents to get away from whatever was in there with me, I turned the corner and screamed.

  Nat was sitting just around the corner, holding two cans of baby blue spray paint with a sick smile.

  "It's payback time." She whispered, shaking the cans.

A/N:

Thanks for reading, I hope you liked the chapter!

Bye,

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ