A/N:

Hey Guys!

*Gets hit by brick*

Heh. 

Sorry I haven't updated. I've been kinda busy with life. And then I took a vacation to my cabin, which has no internet, and me being, well. . . me, I forgot to tell you guys, so. . . uhm, sorry 'bout that.

So, yeah. Anyways, let's get on with the chapter.

(Hi, this is editing Sundew. I just came to apologize for how cringy that author's note was.)

(Also, I forgot to say: there will be parts of morse code in this chapter, so the parentheses below the morse code, will be the translations and are not an actual part of the story.)

Leo's POV:

  After I hit Nico with the Water balloons I made a run for my cabin. You do not want to be within a fifty-foot radius of Nico when he's mad. 

  I burst into my cabin, and hid in my bunk, closing the curtains. Nyssa, who was sitting on her bed fiddling with some pipe-cleaners didn't even look up. She knows me too well to even try to question things like this.

  I sat in my bed for about five seconds before I got bored. 

  I started to tap my foot on the mattress, wondering what I could do to keep myself busy. Because I was not going to just sit in my bed doing nothing until Nico calmed down, and knowing Nico, that might be more than twelve hours.

  Then, suddenly it came to me. The perfect idea. Why was I just sitting there, bored in my bed, when I could be annoying the weird nicknames chat!

  I smiled and pulled out my phone.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

You

Hi!

Can I annoy you?

Metal Man

No

You

Too bad, because you don't have a choice

sTeEb

Why did you ask us then?

You

Because it's the polite thing to do?

sTeEb

That's very respectful of you, son

You

CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

sTeEb

But this is the first time I've called you son

You

it was a reference

sTeEb

Oh

I did not understand that reference

Archery Pigeon

Pfft-

sTeEb

What?

Archery Pigeon

Nothing

sTeEb

Okay then?

Well, I'm going to go make myself a sandwich, so I'll be back in a few minutes

You

.- .-.. .-.. / -.. .- / .-.. .- -.. .. . ... / .-.. ..- ...- / .-.. . ---
(All da ladies luv Leo)

Archery Pigeon

What?

Metal Man

That's morse code, right?

You

.--. . .-. .... .- .--. ...
(Perhaps)

Archery Pigeon

Oh yeah, that's totally morse code

Metal Man

Wait a sec, lemme translate that

. . .

All da ladies luv Leo huh?

You

--- .... / -.-- . .- .... -.-.--
(Oh yeah)

Archery Pigeon

Huh?

Metal Man

Just ask FRIDAY to translate it

You

What does the day of the week have to do with anything?

Metal Man

Oh, FRIDAY's my AI

I built her

Archery Pigeon

Show off

Metal Man

You're just jealous of me

Archery Pigeon

hAh

In your dreams

Metal Man

No, in my dreams, you turned into a chinchilla and tried to sail away to Indonesia, but got killed by a giant alligator halfway there

Archery Pigeon

Umm. . .

You

Alright then?

Archery Pigeon

Leo, since not many people know morse code, do you ever say things to people secretly without them knowing?

You

--- .... / -.-- . .- .... -.-.-- / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... . / - .. -- . -.-.--
(Oh yeah! All the time!)

Metal Man

Like when?

You

.-- . .-.. .-.. --..-- / - .... .. ... / --- -. . / - .. -- . --..-- / .. / -.-. ..- ... ... . -.. / --- ..- - / -- -.-- / .- ..- -. - / .-. --- ... .- / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . --..-- / -... -.-- / - .- .--. .--. .. -. --. / --- -. / - .... . / - .- -... .-.. . / .-- .... .. .-.. . / ... .... . / .-- .- ... / -.-- . .-.. .-.. .. -. --. / .- - / -- . .-.-.- / ... .... . / .--- ..- ... - / - .... --- ..- --. .... - / .. / .-- .- ... / - .- .--. .--. .. -. --. / --- -. / - .... . / - .- -... .-.. . / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / --- ..-. / -- -.-- / .- -.. .... -.. / - .... --- ..- --. .... .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- .-- . ... --- -- . .-.-.-

(Well, this one time, I cussed out my aunt Rosa in morse code, by tapping on the table while she was yelling at me. She just thought I was tapping on the table because of my ADHD though. It was awesome.)

Archery Pigeon

Omg, that's amazing

Metal Man

I need to learn morse code just so I can do this at meetings

sTeEb

YOU DID WHAT

You

--- .... / .... . -.-- --..-- / ... - . . -... -.-.-- / -.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- -.- . / .- / --. --- --- -.. / ... .- -. -.. .-- .. -.-. .... ..--..
(Oh hey, Steeb! Did you make a good sandwich?)

sTeEb

-.-- . ... --..-- .. / -.. .. -.. .-.-.- / .- .-.. ... --- --..-- / .-- .... -.-- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. ..- ... ... / --- ..- - / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- ..- -. - ..--..
(Yes, I did. Also, WHY WOULD YOU CUSS OUT YOUR AUNT?)

You

Because I hate her and she hates me

Also, you know morse code?

sTeEb

Yes

Metal Man

Of course, you do

You

Can I add Aquaman?

Archery Pigeon

But Aquaman is a fictional character

You

No, I mean the bathroom lord supreme

Metal Man

Huh?

You

You know, the king of blue food?

sTeEb

No?

You

Ugh

Can I add Percy?

Metal Man

Ohhhh

Archery Pigeon

YES!

You

Alrighty then

One sec

You added 'Water Boi' to 'The Weird Nicknames Chat'

You

Say hello Kelpy

Water Boi

Itsa me! Mario!

Archery Pigeon

Hey Percy

Metal Man

Oh god

Water Boi

DUDE!

Archery Pigeon

DUDE!

Water Boi

What's up?

Archery Pigeon

Nothing much, you?

Water Boi

Nada

sTeEb

It's nice to see you again, Percy

Water Boi

You're Liberian Flag Guy, right?

Archery Pigeon

Pfft-

That's better than Capsicle, or Iced Americano!

Metal Man

You can't see or hear, but Steve is making very offended noises right now

Water Boi

Oh, sorry, is it Cuba?

sTeEb

No!

Water Boi

Puerto Rico?

sTeEb

It's Captain America

 Water Boi

But your spandex leotard thing only has one star, and the American flag has fifty

Archery Pigeon

HA

Metal Man

You know, he's got a point

sTeEb

I-

CGB

VALDEZ!!!!!

You

Hello, Nico! How are ya?

Come to join the party?

CGB

Was it you who hit me with those water balloons?

You

. . .

possibly

Water Boi

 Oh boy, this is not  gonna end well

CGB

Valdez?

You

. . .yes. . .

CGB

I will find you

You

Eek!

Water Boi

e   e   k

You

Well guys, looks like I better go and get to a better hiding place, bye!

CGB

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE SON OF THE LORD OF DARKNESS

Archery Pigeon

What if he hides in a really bright place?

Water Boi

Then Nico will hiss and run away

CGB

You might want to hide too, Jackson

Water Boi

AH!

Bye!

sTeEb

What just happened?

You

OH NO!

I RAN OUT OF MY CABIN AND HE SAW ME!

Water Boi

Oof

Good luck

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

  I put my phone down and started sprinting full speed towards the beach, hopefully, the others would be able to save me from Nico before it was too late.

  I looked behind me and saw that Nico was gaining on me. I tried to run after, but I was already going as fast as my scrawny little legs could carry me.

  Finally, after what felt like hours (It was only like, two minutes) I could see the beach. Almost there! I thought. At this point, Nico was right behind me. "Watch out!" I yelled as I came barreling towards Piper. She yelped and moved out of the way right before Nico tackled me to the ground. 

  He tried to punch me, but Piper pulled his arm up before his fist could hit my face. "Hey!" Nico exclaimed. "What the hades?"

  "Sorry, but we need to keep our repair boy alive," Piper said. Nico looked like he was about to say something before Piper added "-and fully functioning." Nico rolled his eyes and mumbled something about 'annoying' and 'unfair' and I also think I heard him mention McDonald's, but I don't know. Nico's a weird boy. He got up and walked off, probably to go pout in his cabin.

  "Thanks for. .  uh, saving. . . me?" I said, getting up, and brushing the sand off my pants.

  "Yeah, sure," she said, before walking over to her towel and sitting down.

  I sure love that beauty queen.

A/N:

Thanks for reading! I hope you liked the chapter!

Bye,

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ