A/N:

I like limes.

Limes are good.

They are amazing on tacos, and pizza, and in water.

Limes are delicious and you can't convince me otherwise.

They are my comfort food and if you take them away from me I will hiss at you like a cat.

That was random, and I will not apologize for it. Here's the chapter!

Nico's POV:

  "Will for god's sake, stop it with the sunscreen!" I said as Will squirted out another glob of the goopy white disgusting liquid from the bottle.

  We were on the beach at camp, Percy dragged Will, the seven, and me down there at ten in the morning, claiming we were 'going to have the most epic beach day in all of history'.

  "You need to stay protected, you could get a sunburn, and having sunburn all over your back isn't a good feeling," Will lectured, attempting to rub more sunscreen on my arm.

  I jerked my arm away. "It looks like I just jumped into a pool of white paint!" I exclaimed.

  "Oh please," Will said, rolling his eyes. "You were already as pale as white paint before the sunscreen."

  "I will run into the water and wash this all off," I threatened.

  "I thought you didn't like the water," Will said, with a raised eyebrow.

  "I THOUGHT WATER WASN'T YOUR TYPE!" Percy yelled from in the water.

  I rolled my eyes. "Anything to get this disgusting slimy goop off my body," I said.

  "Fine, just let me get one more spo-"

  I sprinted to the dock and jumped into the water before Will could finish his sentence. 

  "YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME WHEN YOU GET SUNBURN!" Will yelled.

  "NOT LIKELY," I shouted back.

  Will huffed and sat down on a towel. He took out his phone, and started doing. . . whatever he was doing on his phone, as he 'came prepared, and already put on sunscreen'.

 Will's POV:

I huffed in annoyance and sat down on my towel. Nico can be so stubborn sometimes. I thought. 

  I wasn't really in the mood to go in the water, so I took out my phone. I decided to text the Weird Nicknames Chat to see if anyone was online.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

You

Hey.

Is anyone on their phones?

. . .

Umm, hello?

Joker Blowtorch

Don't worry Will

I got this

edtrheirkdh

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

HELP!!!!!

Metal Man

What!?!

Archery Pigeon

What is it?

Where are you?

Why do you need help?

 Joker Blowtorch

Haha, just kidding!

I'm good!

Will was just wondering if anyone was on their phones.

Metal Man

Jeez, don't scare us like that

Joker Blowtorch

But it's so funny to see people freak out

You

Hey Leo

Joker Blowtorch

Yeah?

You

I bet you can't hit Nico with 20 water balloons filled with sunscreen when he comes out of the water

Joker Blowtorch

Oh, I bet I can

You

Prove it.

Joker Blowtorch

Fine, I will.

I'll do it right now!

Oh man, this is gonna be fun!

Archery Pigeon

Did you just tell Leo to hit your boyfriend with 20 water balloons?

You

Filled with sunscreen.

He refuses to put on sunscreen.

And I refuse to let him win.

Joker Blowtorch

He doesn't look like he's coming out of the water anytime soon.

he's like a swamp monster.

He's just sitting there, with only his eyes and nose out of the water.

It's kinda freaky

like a crocodile, except his nose isn't that long

You

I'll tell him to come out of the water for lunch, and pretend to forget about the sunscreen thing.

And after you throw the balloons, sprint into the forest.

Joker Blowtorch

Got it.

Wish me luck.

Pete the Cat

Why are you two acting like this is the biggest super-spy mission of the century?

Joker Blowtorch 

Because Nico might chop off my hand if he sees me

And I like my hand

Except for this one finger on my left hand, that I got a hangnail on one time.

That thing hurt like fire

You

But you can't feel the pain from fire

Joker Blowtorch

Eh, whatever

I imagine it hurts

You

It does

also, why are you texting in the lake?

Joker Blowtorch

It's called multitasking

Plus I made the phones water proof

like, really water proof

I mean, I had too, I gave one to Tyson

You

Riiiiiight. . .

sTeEb

Hi everyone.

Quick question:

Why is the toaster smoking?

Pete the Cat

Heh. . .

Metal Man

Peter, what did you do?

Archery Pigeon

He toasted Popcorn kernels

Metal Man

AND YOU LET HIM?!

Archery Pigeon

Idk, I wanted to see what would happen

Metal Man

Of course you did

Joker Blowtorch

Oooooh

I wanna try that

You

Don't. You. Dare. 

sTeEb

I wouldn't do that if I were you Leo, it's not safe

Joker Blowtorch

Well then it's a good thing you're not me then, because if you think toasting popcorn kernels is unsafe, you would go nuts if saw some of the other things I've done, or at least attempted to do

*cough* looking at will *cough*

You

*cough* you and I both know you would've died *cough*

Joker Blowtorch

I would not have! 

I was wearing a bullet-proof vest!

You

Bullet-proof vests cannot stop cannon balls!

Joker Blowtorch

It was a stale cupcake! Not a cannon ball!

You

The force still would've been enough to kill you if it hit you!

Joker Blowtorch

But it wasn't going to hit me! It was going to hit that creepy manikin from the Aphrodite cabin!

You

Yeah, the manikin you were standing right next to!

Metal Man

I don't think I even want to know what you're talking about

You

Leo tried to hit a manikin with a stale cupcake, by shooting the cupcake out of a cannon

sTeEb

WHAT

Pete the Cat

Whoa

Cool

Archery Pigeon

I-

Metal Man

You know, sometimes I wonder how you're even alive

You

Sometimes? That's a question I ask myself at lease twice a day

Joker Blowtorch

NICO'S COMING OUT OF THE WATER!

CODE OFF-WHITE!

You

Off-white?

Joker Blowtorch

I dunno, how do you describe the color of sunscreen?

You

Alright then?

Do you have the balloons?

Joker Blowtorch

They are at the ready

You

Good.

When I yell 'haikus be gone', you start throwing

Metal Man

. . .

Joker Blowtorch

Got it

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

  Nico walked onto the shore. I smiled at him and waved. I waited about five seconds before yelling "HAIKUS BE GONE!"

 Nico looked at me funny. "What?" he said. I just smirked at him. Suddenly twenty water balloons came flying towards him all at once. He yelped in surprise as they all burst open on him, but instead of being filled with water like normal, they were filled with sunscreen. He slowly opened his eyes, looking straight at me with pure fury in his eyes. "soooollllllaaaaacccceeeeeeeeeeeeee!" he yelled.

  "Aaaaaand that's my cue." I said, getting up and completely booking it all the way to the Apollo cabin. My plan was to hide there for about three hours, or however long it was until Nico calmed down. 

  I ran into my cabin and slammed the door shut, locking it too. Austin, my half-brother who was sitting on the bed drawing, looked at me with a raised eyebrow.

  "Sunscreen. . . water balloons. . . angry death-boy." I said, panting.

  "Ooooookay?" He said.

  I flopped down on my bed face first, then rolled onto my back. "Mission accomplished." I whispered.

  " Um. . . did you hit your head or something?" Austin asked.

A/N:

Yay! first chapter! Well, actual chapter anyways. I'll try to update this book as much as I can, but most likely, I'll update every week or so.

Thanks for reading! I hope you liked the chapter!

Bye,

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ