Hercules' P.O.V

Laf had been here for about a day now and Susan and Philip had already decided they liked him. They've already begun calling him Uncle Laf and he doesn't really seem to mind. "So, Angelica..?" I said. She turned her head to me. "Yeah whats up?"

"What do I do if the new pirate is hot?" I ask. "He said he's gayer then the pride flag itself. Try flirting with him and being nice to him and maybe he'll eventually fall for you or something." Angelica said. Her straight ass wasn't exactly the best at gay dating advice. "Angie! Alex is try to get drunk again!" Peggy called from across the ship. "Damn it, alright wait here Herc." 

 Laf then walked over with Susan trailing behind him. He sat down and allowed Susan to climb  onto his lap as she played with her curls. "Hey..I um..you know I'm really sorry about all this." I said. " Well it's better then getting killed, Monsieur. Besides, these kids make up for it. " He said, hugging Susan.

 "Besides, so many of you around here aren't even straight!" He exclaimed with a laugh. "I wouldn't even be surprised if the kids were gay or bi to!" 

 Me and Susan laughed. "No, Susie and Pip are too young to identify as anything other then a happy and wholesome child." I looked over at Angelica who had just walked out with a whiny Alex and a Peggy and Eliza who looked like they were about to kill Alex. She looked at me and have me a nod of support before walking away to help her sisters. "So, does this ship have a name?" Laf asked. " Author-chan hasn't thought of one yet so let's give her a moment. "

(Sorry I wanted to put some fourth-wall breaking in here)

 "Okay so since he is uncreative it's called the S.S. Washington." I responded. " Oh, okay. " 

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Me and Laf had been talking for awhile now. About an hour ago Susan fell asleep in his lap and Maria had to put her to bed. The sun was entirely set now and everyone was beginning to go to bed. All except for Philip, who Alex and Eliza practically had to manhandle into his bed. Me and Laf wanted to talk a bit longer and then we would go to bed. Then we heard one of the cabin doors creaking open and turned to see a curly little head. He walked up to the steering wheel and Laf and me walked up there as well. Philip didn't hear us walking. Laf put his hand on Philip's shoulder and the freckled boy screamed in surprise. Laf began laughing. His laughter was music to my ears. Then Alex and Eliza came out, and papa Hamilton had a bat.

 "Philip are you okay?" Eliza called out. Philip ran down the steps and into mama's arms. "We may or may not have given the kid a little spook." I say. "Alright then. Anyways, back to bed with you Philip." Alex said and in turn Philip whined but complied. " Maybe the two of us should head off to bed. " I said as Alex and Eliza disappeared with their son into the cabin. Me and Laf walked to a separate cabin. It was where Angelica , Peggy and me slept. "Sorry that you have to sleep on the floor, Laf." I said. He shook his head. "Non, it's fine mon ami." He said. I thought for a moment about what I should say next. "Well you could always sleep in my bed." I told him. " No, I wouldn't want you to sleep on the floor, Monsieur. " 

"Then..uh...we could sleep together?" I said. Hercules, what the fuck did you just say? I looked behind Laf and saw Peggy smirking at us so, without Laf noticing, I flipped her off. She stuck her tounge out and rolled over. "Are you- well if you insist" Laf said, crawling into bed next to me.

That's when my gayness hit me like a truck.

Oh no, he's hot