Hercules' P.O.V

"Coooome ooooon Jackieeee! I want another beeer!" Alex whined.I laughed. Alex was drunk as hell. After he said that good old Angelica Schuyler walked by. "Alex, I swear to fucking god you need to stop. You look like your about to fall over and die."

"Angieeeeeee! Can you convince Jackie I need a another drink?" Alex begged, grabbing onto Angelica's arm. She pulled away. "Okay, 1. don't call me Angie, only Eliza & Peggy can do that. 2.No. You do not need another drink."

"Fine!" Alex and pouted and stood up. He fell over and Angelica was quick to catch him and walk off with him. "God, that man is a nightmare." John said.

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Me and John walked out onto the very crowded deck. "Uncle Herc! Jackie!" I heard two voices yell. Me and John looked over and saw Philip and Susan. "Hey guys." I said. Susan grabbed my hand and Philip John's.  They took us up to the steering wheel. "Auntie Peggy, do you see anything?" Susan asked. "Yep! I see some upcoming land! John, go get Washington." Peggy said and John ran off. A good minute later Washington came out. (heh)

We sailed a a bit closer until Maria dropped the anchor. "So, i'm not in the mood, like at all, to seduce anyone right now. Who's going after that guy?" Maria said and pointed. I silently raised my hand. "Alright Herc get you ass out there." Angelica said. Alex was still passed out.

I dove into the water and swam onto the shore. I caught a glimpse of the man. He had his hair in a bun. I managed to creep up behind him. There were no witnesses. I put my hand over his mouth and immediately he began struggling but I managed to get him on the ship. He soon freed himself from my grasp but the Schuyler sisters were quick to knock him out. 

 "I think I'll tie him up." Eliza said. "John, can you help me carry him?"

 "yeah sure no problem."

-the next morning-

I stood on the deck with John, Alex , the Schuylers and Maria looking at the sunrise over the ocean. Then we heard yelling from behind us. Yelling in...well a foreign language. We all turned to the ever so bi(lingual in this case) Alex. "What is he saying?" Asked Angelica. "He's screaming for help in French I believe." Responded Alex. Maria began strutting over to the French boy. "I don't know if you know English or not but either way, you and me could always have some fun if you just stayed quiet. Alright daddy~?" Maria said rather seductively. 

 "Your tits have no effect on me." The man said through his French accent. Well at least now we know he knows English. "Okay, we have either a gay or an ace on our hands." Maria called back to us. We all laughed. "To answer that : gayer then the price flag itself." The man said. "What's your name?" Captain Washington asked as he pretty much appeared out of thin air.

 "Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Mortier de La Fayette Marquis de La Fayette." The man responded. " Okay, who the hell has that long of a name? Like what the fuck are we even supposed to call you? " Peggy asked. He sighed. "Lafayette, or Laf , for short."

We all nodded. Angelica walked over and held her sword to Laf's neck. "So Lafayette, do you have any money on you? If so, how much?" Laf began to shake. " I...I'm sorry Madame, but I don't have any money on me. I'm broke. " He said with a shaky voice. Angelica took her sword away. "John, Peggy, throw him overboard." She commanded. " WAIT! " I yelled before anyone could do anything. "Perhaps, we could keep him around. You know...make him a pirate."

Herc, what the hell is wrong with you? What. The. Fuck. ARE YOU DOING?! I had never objected to this sorta thing. In fact, I kinda enjoyed it. But here I was. Telling them to let this French guy live. Herc, your bi is showing through. 

They all looked at me, then at Washington who nodded. Then at Laf. He very reluctantly nodded. "Then it's settled! Everyone welcome Lafayette as our newest pirate!" Washington exclaimed .

(A\N : dear lord that was bad. Okay it's 3:31 am so imma go to bed now. Bye)