One night, the pineapples gathered around the pool. they knew their time would come, but when? how? the leader pineapple looked into the pool.

"there is a prophecy."

"we will rise"

You know how Hawaii has like...the ocean, the sunsets, the bushes, the pineapples, and operas?

Well, one day on the beach there was a pretty sunset yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

People were delicately holding there pineapples and standing around doing nothing with opera singers in the background

BUT ONE OPERA SINGER DECIDED TO EMERGE FROM A BUSH

she sang in someones face as she stuck her head out of a bush. the pineapple in her hand trembled as she walked away hurriedly 

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN

the pineapple started to sing to! this was a terrible day, as the singing pineapple had summoned THE OCEAN TURKEYS

TURKEYS STARTED RUNNING ALONG THE OCEAN FLOOR AND INTO THE BEACH

THE OCEAN HAD STARTED TO TURN INTO TURKEYS

THEY SANG THE SONG OF OPERA AS THE PINEAPPLES LAUGHED LIKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

PEOPLE WERE DROWNING IN THE TURKEYS, THERE WAS NO ESCAPE EXCEPT FOR THE PINEAPPLES WHO HAD MANAGED TO SOMEHOW WOAGH

THE PINEAPPLES WATCHED AS EVERYONE WAS WASHED AWAY into the 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the turkeys

stay safe

for they have come