I am back with chapter 5. Enjoy.

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Dipper's POV

We arrived at the airport. People were giving us looks, most likely because of our luggage, mine to be exact, & because we were two twelve-year-olds alone at the airport. My parents are loving & caring but sometimes they are seriously irresponsible. I mean, who in their right mind would let their twelve-year-old children go alone to another country? Well, at least there aren't any armed dangerous criminals on the run around here... yet.

Flashback:

I went downstairs for breakfast. I then heard the reporter on TV saying: "...the public is warned that Sirius Black is armed and extremely dangerous. A special hot line has been set up, and any sighting of Black should be reported immediately." After that, a picture of a man was shown. Normal people would have think that he definitely  looks like he is no good but I've seen way worse with the Ciphers. Honestly, if you removed everything that was most likely due to prison, he doesn't look that bad. I mean, he could be falsely accused or someone shifted the blame on him.

"He looks like he needs help from the fashion police! Don't worry, Mabel is here to help!" Mabel cheerfully said. I mentally facepalmed. 

"Seriously, Mabel?" I asked her.

Don't you mean 'Sirius-ly'?

I mentally facepalmed again. Goddammit, Bill.

End of flashback

Mabel & I looked around for a bit until we saw one of our great uncles dressed in a suit with a bow tie. He looks exactly like the picture we had. Doesn't he age? I'm pretty sure this picture is not that recent...

He spotted us & came towards Mabel & I.

"You two must me Dipper & Mabel.I'm your great uncle Stan. I've heard a lot about you guys. Come on, let's go." He said, leading us to his car.

"Bill, Will, prepare in case he isn't our real uncle..." I murmured.

K. Wynaut?

O-OK...

I could see Bill & Will preparing for an attack. Sharp yellow-glowing forks & blue-glowing throwing knives (like the ones you see in an circus act) appeared & pointed at 'Stan'. Of course, apart from me, no one can the them. After a few minutes of walking, Will's knives disappeared.

"What happened?" I quietly ask.

I-I took a quick look inside his mind. H-He really is really your grunkle...

"Grunkle?"

Y-You combine great & uncle and you get grunkle. That's what Mabel has been calling him.

"Oh."

A-And I'm pretty sure Bill know he's your grunkle as well...

"Bill... Lower your forks..." I turned to Bill.

Damn it, Will. I was just about to have some fun!

"I don't think that-" I started but was cut off by Bill.

What are you talking about? Pain is HILARIOUS!

... And we decided to ignore Bill for the rest of the trip to our grunkles' shack.

(Le time skip, brought to you by Holy Valkyrie Cat. She's in the picture below. And yes, that's a cat)

We arrived at our grunkles' shack. It was pretty old-looking. It has a huge sign which said 'MYSTERY SHACK'. The S in 'Shack' had already fallen down. I had a couple suspicions about this place.

When we went inside, my suspicions were cofirmed to be correct. This place IS a tourist trap. There were only two employees working there. One was a pretty hot girl with orange hair behind the counter, who later introduced herself as Wendy (Bill called her Ice), and a pretty big guy wearing a shirt with a question mark on it (Bill calls him Question Mark, probably because of this) who was cleaning the floor, who said his name is Soos.

Just when I was about to ask where my other grunkle was, the vending machine suddenly moved, revealing a passage down to a secret basement. A man in a lab coat ran out of it with a strange gun, chasing an one-eyed octopus thing. The man blast the octopus & and captured it before realising that we were here.

"Uuhh... Hello?" The man said. I noticed he looked a lot like Stan. He must be our other grunkle.

"Damn it, Ford. I told you to keep your freaky experiment contained!" Grunkle Stan complained.

"Stan, who are these kids?"

"I've already told you. Jamie said he's sending the kids here for the summer." Stan said before turning to us, "Kids, that nerd over there is my twin brother Stanford."

"Just call me Ford. Now, if you excuse me, I have some things to get back to..." Stanford said before turning and going down the basement with the one-eyed octopus thing.

"Let me show you your room." Grunkle Stan said before leading us to a room with two beds in the attic. For a room in the attic, I thought our room was surprisingly big. After we finished unpacking, I took a couple spell books & went to the forest. I still have 2 years to learn in one summer. And who knows? Maybe I'll run into some magical or mythical creatures somewhere in that forest.

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Yay! Another chapter finished! Let's hope I can write another chapter today!

Chess_Cat is out of here!

Later!