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Ep.9: Love God

Your POV

The twins and I had been invited to cloud watch at the cemetery with Wendy and her gang. We've had been experiences with them before, but now with Robbie gone, I actually enjoyed it!

Mabel: Whoa, that cloud looks like a chipmunk!!!

Wendy: Barfing an airplane!!!

All: *laugh*

Thompson: Oh, that cloud looks like uh... a cloud.

All but Thompson: Booooo!!!

Thompson: What?

Wendy: Thompson, stop being the worst at everything!!!

All: *laugh*

Mabel: Looking at clouds! Ooh, that cloud looks like a big heart-shaped balloon!!!

Dipper: Clouds don't come in colors, that is a balloon!!!

You: *notice all the balloons and ket out a soft gasp with a smile* It's the Woodstick Festival!!!

Dipper: Wait, the wood what?

Wendy: It's this annual outdoor concert featuring Oregon's up-and-coming indie bands!!! *takes her phone phone and shows the twins* They're all coming!!! Scarves Indoors, Wood Grain on Everything, the Love God!

You: You've probably seen him on that viral video!!!

Wendy: *shows the twins a video of Love God falling on the camera wishing no one was recording*

Dipper: Whoa, like a real concert concert?!? I've uh, I've never actually been to one of those before!

You: *eyes widen* You haven't?!?

Dipper: No... *laughs awkwardly*

Wendy: That's became you've never had an awesome crew to roll with before!!!

Lee: C'mon, Thompson!!!

Nate and Lee: Lick that sponge!!! Lick that sponge!!!

Thompson: *slightly licks the sponge*

Nate and Lee: OHH!!!

Nate: I can't believe he's doing it!!!!!

Lee: *laughs* What are you doing?!?

Wendy: When you're with us, you're in!

Voice: *in a menacing tone* Ahhhhh...

All: *look around*

Voice: Ahhhhh....

You: What in the fireball is that...?!?

Mabel: Ghosty sounds!!!! *shakes Dipper* Cemetery ghosty sounds!!!!

Wendy: *stands up and walks towards a grave along with everyone following* It's coming from that open grave...!

Voice: Ahhhhh....

Nate: *elbows Lee* You look!!!

Lee: *pushes Nate slightly* No, you look!!!

Dipper: Thompson, go look!

Nate: Heh, nice use of Thompson!

Lee: *pushes Thompson closer to the grave*

Nate: Gaze upon death!!!

All but Thompson: Gaze upon death!!! Gaze upon death!!! Gaze upon death!!! Gaze upon death!!!

Thompson: *shyly peeks into the grave* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

All: *peek inside*

Tambry: Ugh, it's even creepier than I expected!

We all see Robbie inside the grave holding a picture of Wendy and crying.

Robbie: Ahhhh.... Why did she leave me....?!?

Wendy: Robbie?

Robbie: Wendy!!!!! Oh uh-!!! *dusts himself off then tries to get into a "cool" position* Hey, what's up, just uh hanging out in this grave, you know, regular, regular day for me.

Lee: Whoa, dude, we haven't seen you in like a million years! Where have you been?!?

Wendy: You're not still mourning our breakup, are you?

Robbie: What?!? No way!!! *hides the Wendy picture*

Wendy: Robbie, we split up forever ago! It's really sweet you threw yourself into a grave for me but man, time to move on!

Robbie: *kneels up* What?!? I've totally moved on!!! *freezes up as his ringtone starts*

"Wendy, I miss you so much! I'll never move on, never-"

Robbie: *throws his phone into a grave causing the phone to break* That was a different Wendy, unrelated Wendy...

Lee: *whispers* Dude, this is getting really awkward...

Tambry: Yeah, the cemetery used to be fun, now it's just depressing*

Nate, Lee, Tambry, Thompson, and Wendy: *leave*

You and Dipper: *start to leave*

Mabel: *looks at Robbie sighing sadly, then goes to you and Dipper* Wait, you guys, he's in pain!!! We can't just ditch him here!!!

You: Uh, yes we can. This is Robbie we're speaking of! He's the worse!

Dipper: I have to agree.

Mabel: But he's suffering!!! How can I be happy if I know someone else is sad?!? It totally feels off my happiness chart!!! *pulls out a chart with drawings of everyone and smiling stickers next to each one, then sticks a sad sticker next to Robbie's drawing*

Dipper: Mabel, trust me, if there's one thing I've learned this summer is not to get mixed up in needless romantic drama. Besides, we're finally in with Wendy's friends!

You: Yeah, maybe we should just let a good thing be, ya know?

After that, we go back to the shack. We were all in the gift shop...

Wendy: Oh man, I'm sorry you guys had to see that.

Mabel: I know what Robbie needs, a new girl!!! Romance is like gum!!! Once it's lost its flavor, just cram another one in!!! *eats another piece of gum*

You: A thousand times wrong.

Mabel: And what do you know about romance?

You: I know that it's not easy. Two people can be madly in love with each other and think that they're gonna be together forever, but one wrong mistake in trust and the whole thing can sink to the ground.

Mabel: Welp, that won't happen!!! Because I'm the world's greatest matchmaker!!! I've never had an unhappy customer!!! Like Soos and Melody!!!

Soos: *in the background talking to Melody through the computer* Watch this! *pretends to walk down some stairs in singsong* Walking down some actual stairs!

Melody: *laughs*

Soos: Did it look cool?

Melody: The coolest!!!

Mabel: Match MADE!!!!! And then of course there's Waddles and Gompers!!!

Waddles and Gompers: *come in taped together*

Mabel: Match MADE!!!!

Wendy: That might work for a goat and a pig, but Robbie's a hopeless case!

Mabel: Hopeless case, eyyyyyy~?

And just like that, Mabel leaves. And I decided to leave myself, might as well get ready for the festival!

Dipper's POV

Once (y/n) and Mabel left, Wendy and I decided to leave. At the time, we had all gotten ready and were waiting in Thompson's garage.

Wendy: *standing on the car* Alright, who's ready for the best and most overpriced day of our summer?!?

All: *cheer*

Thompson: *who's covered in snacks* I brought a baggy of trail mix and safety whistles incase we get separated!

Dipper: *pretending to cough* Lame.

Nate and Lee: *laugh*

Lee: This kid is a champion!!!

Wendy: Hey, guys, Mabel just texted me, she said her and (y/n) are one their way.

Lee: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, what's the dealio with you and (y/n)?

Dipper: Huh?

Nate: Yeah, are you two like together or what?

Dipper: *turns deep red, but a bit annoyed* Oh c'mon!!! Why does everyone think we're dating?!?

Lee: I mean, she's always teasing you like all the time!!!

Nate: And saved you countless times!!!

Wendy: And don't think I haven't seen all those little moments between you guys~!

Dipper: *turns a darker a red* ... *shakes his head rapidly* Well, no, we're not together. (As much as I want to...)

You: *peek through the open garage* Hey, guys!!!

Dipper: !!!!

Mabel: Hello everyone!!!

Wendy: Hey, you two! We were just talking about you, (y/n)!

You: I mean, *hair whip* why wouldn't you? I'm awesome.

Wendy: *elbows you with a smile* Nice outfit, by the way!

You: Oh this old thing~? I just put it together in the last minute~

Don't worry, I won't design.





Jk

It's been a while since I drew im the Gravity Falls art style!!! Anyways, if you don't like it, change it, I don't mind

Nate: Well someone seems to really like it~

Mabel, Wendy, Nate, and Lee: *look at Dipper who's all shades of red starring wide eyed at you and start to laugh*

You: *walk over with a smirk* Don't you know it's rude to stare~?

Dipper: Wha- I- You- Well AH-!!! *trips and falls back, still completely red* S-sorry!!!

Mabel, Wendy, Nate, and Lee: *laugh some more*

You: *snort holding a laugh*

Dipper: *turns an even darker red from embarrassment* ...

You: *offer a hand* Sorry, you're too easily flustered and so much fun to tease.

Dipper: .... *looks away, but takes your hand*

You: *help him up with a smile*

Mabel: *takes a picture* SCRAPBOOKATUNITY!!!!!

Dipper: MABEL!!!

You: *roll your eyes with a tiny yet playful smile* Anyways, shall we get going?

Nate: Oh sure! We're just waiting on Tambry, can't leave without Tambry! 

Mabel: Sorry, guys, but Tambry's a little busy at the moment~! *winks* Wink wink~!

Nate: What's that mean? Why are you winking?

Mabel: Let's just say she and Robbie took a trip through Smoochville~!!! Now everyone's happy!!!

Nate: W-wait, Robbie and Tambry?!? This can't be happening!!!

Mabel: H-how's that?

Nate: He knew I liked her!!! How could he do this?!?

Lee: Whoa, hold it!!! You like Tambry?!? And you told Robbie but not me?!?

Nate: Oh, you always make fun of my crushes, man!!!

Lee: *hitting the back of Nate's head* That's what we do, genius!!!

Wendy: Oh, oh, this is so like Tambry to do this!!! Date my ex behind my back!!! I'm gonna tear her highlights out!!!

Dipper: Guys, guys, calm down!!! We're gonna be late for the concert!!!

Nate: Uh, news flash, kid. I'm not going to the concert!!! Not with him!!! *points at Lee*

Lee: Hey, that won't be a problem, cuz I'm out!!!

Wendy: Me too!!!

Thompson: Wait, wait!!! This group is all I have!!! Don't make me go back to having no friends!!!

Mabel: Match... made...?

Thompson: Wait, guys, don't go!!!

Wendy and Lee: *leave*

Thompson: Not my mailbox!!!

Nate: *punches Thompson's mailbox, then leaves*

Thompson: *growls* What did you just do?!? I've let these guys pick on me for years to keep this group together, and now they've totally fallen apart!!! *throws away his bear hat*

Dipper: But we were all starting to finally hang out together!!! I was one of the gang!!!

Thompson: Well, unless you can break up Robbie and Tambry immediately there is no gang!!! I have no more friends!!! And neither do you!!! *picks a candy from his shirt* I'm gonna eat this!!! *enters his house eating the candy*

Dipper: Mabel, what did we tell you about staying out of Robbie's personal life?!?

Mabel: I know, I know, I just wanted to be a good matchmaker...!

You: M, I told you before, romance isn't easy!!! It's fragile, the slightest change can cause a huge problem!

Mabel: I know, and I should've listened...! I never should've gotten gotten love potion from the love god...

Dipper: Wait, love potion?!? If you did a spell then can't you like undo it?

Mabel: *gasp* That's it!!! If I undo the spell then everyone will be friends again!!! But I'm gonna need your help!!! Also, Dipper, you are not pulling off that v-neck.

You: Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but...

Dipper: *sigh* I know...

Mabel: BURN IT!!!

We went to town, the place was filled with booths, stages, and hot air balloons. We hid behind some trash cans next to the entrance of the parking lot to hide from the guards.

We saw Thompson dragging Wendy, Lee, and Nate who were still mad. But they left at the sight of Robbie and Tambry walking near looking at each other as if they were in love.

EW.

Dipper: Ugh, they're doing that couple hug walk. Guys, you're in public, people can see you!!!

Mabel: *whispers* C'mon!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *sneak into the parking lot and see Love God's tourbus*

Guy: Love God! Sound check for Love God?!?

Love God: *bursts open the bus doors revealing Tyler and a woman inside*  Let's make some miracles happen!!! Groupies, bedhead me!!!

Tyler and Woman: *ruffle Love God's hair as he laughs*

Love God: Love God's about to get crazy!!! *crashes into the tourbus* Whoaho, hey, alright!!! *leaves followed by Tyler and the woman*

Mabel: *whispers* Now's our chance!!!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run over to the open tourbus*

Mabel: *grabs the rope with potions* Let's see: puppy love, interspecies love, love of country music, ew- Oh!!! Anti-love!!! "To reverse the effects of love potions simply spray on your victim and watch their heart die on the inside!!!"

You: Yikes. Kinda harsh, don't you think?

Dipper: Meh, sounds good to me.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *try to leave but see Love God in front of you all*

Love God: Hey!!! *points at Mabel* You're the one who's been stealing my stuff!!! I am not loving this!!!

Mabel: I'm sorry, but I made a mistake and I have to fix it!!!

Love God: Kid, I tried to tell you, this stuff is way too dangerous!!! On my oath as a god, I cannot let you- oh, hey were'd you just go?!?

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run away*

Mabel: I'm sorry, Love God, but it's for the good of my friends!!!

Love God: *puts on his rope of potions and follows Mabel* Get back here!!!

Mabel: Dipper, catch!!!!! *throws the potion*

Dipper: *catches it, then goes behind a curtain*

You and Mabel: *follow Dipper to a stage, soon joined by Love God*

Love God: *to the band playing* Get those kids!!!!!

Band Members: *surround you and the twins* Hault!!!!!

One Member: We mustache you to move!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *gasp*

You: *turn phoenix and grab the potion, flying above and past them* Bye now~!

Band Members: *turn to see you fly by with a gasp*

Dipper and Mabel: *run past them and jump into the crowd, then crowd surf through it*

Mabel: Woo!!! *laughs* Thank you!!!

Dipper: Ahhh, ahhhh!!! No no no, everyone's touching everything!!!

You: *snicker*

Love God: *crowd surfs towards you three* Give me back that potion!!! *high fives someone* Oh, hey, what's up? *gives someone a cassette* Here, have a cassette*

We finally get out of the crowd. I thought we had lost Love God, but it turns out that he can fly too!!! We saw Tambry and Robbie up a hill taking pictures together.

Mabel takes a spray bottle and puts it on top of the potion bottle, ready to spray the potion. We were about to reach the hill when Love God landed in front of us, blocking our way.

Love God: Sorry, kids, but you've left me no choice! Visions of heartburn pasts!!! *throws many potions*

We get surrounded by a mist of pink dust. We start to see all of Mabel's ex crushes. Dipper punches one and I throw fireballs at others which causes them to disappear.

Mabel whoever had fallen for the trick. No matter how many times we told her it was a trick, she ended up giving the bottle to the hallucination of Mermando who threw it back at Love God, then all the hallucinations disappeared.

Mabel: Ah!!! Curse my oversized heart!!!

Love God: Sorry, kids, but that's what happens when you mess with the god!!! Only a greener bing from the heavens themselves can possibly stop-!!! *sees a balloon of a really terrifying Stan on fire* AHHHHH-!!!!

Stan Balloon: *falls on top of Love God making him drop the bottle*

People: *start to put out the fire*

You: Wait, is he...?!?

Dipper: Love God?!? Are you ok?!?

Mabel: *crosses her fingers* Please be immortal, please be immortal...!!!

Love God: *crawls out breathing heavily* I am so over this!!!

Guy: *from far away* Love God to the stage!!! Love God to the stage?!?

Love God: *growls and stands up* Look, kid, take it, ok?!? Spray everyone for all I care!!! You wanna mess with people lives?!? You wanna play god?!? Do it!!! Cuz I'm sick of it!!! *wobbles away*

You: ...well, that happened.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *go up the hill and hide behind a bush that's behind Tambry and Robbie*

Dipper: *whispers* Ok, Mabel, now's our chance! They break up and the whole friend group gets back together!

Mabel: *points the spray bottle at Tambry and Robbie*

Robbie: *turns around* Mabel!!! *walks over*

Mabel: !!! *hides the spray bottle behind her back*

You and Dipper: *lay down out of Robbie's view*

Robbie: Mabel, I just wanted to thank you. I've been so miserable since Wendy broke up with me that I thought my life was over, but you were right! I just needed to move on. I'm... happy? Weird, huh?

Tambry: Robbie, people are commenting on our pictures!!!

Robbie: *gestures at his jacket with the heart zipped together and winks at Mabel, then goes back with Tambry*

Mabel: ...guys, maybe we shouldn't do this. I mean, every time we play with people's faiths it's only made things worst!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *peek at Robbie and Tambry who are putting mascara on each other*

You: They are kind of perfect for each other, in a gross kind of way.

Dipper: But what about our friends group?

Mabel: Well, maybe it'll sort itself out. I mean there's gotta be something that can bring everyone back together.

We all see Thompson climbing a utility pole trying to escape some security guys. Soon after we're surrounded by Wendy, Nate, and Lee who all look at Thompson in amusement. They all laugh, including Robbie and Tambry. Then they all chant Thompson. I could see it in their faces, they all made up.

Later on, we were in the middle of the festival. I had just remembered that we'd been so busy all day that we hadn't seen any concerts!

Dipper's POV

You: So now that this Romance God Chaos thing is over, I came to see some concerts.

Mabel: *smirks* Right!!! *pushes Dipper closer to you* You two go do that, I need to find Wendy!!! Have fun~!!! *runs off*

Dipper: *glares at Mabel leaving*

You: So what do you want to do then?

Dipper: Oh, I uh, I don't know.

You: *hear a familiar song from a far and gasp* OOH!!! My favorite band's about to play!!! C'mon!!! *grab his hand*

Dipper: !!!! *turns bright red*

You: *start running off dragging Dipper*

I had never seen (y/n) that excited before, but I liked it. We had an amazing time together. I'm really glad I got to experience my first concert with her.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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