Your POV

I woke up SUUUUUUPER late!!! I was really tired for some reason and I just did NOT want to get up. When I finally did, there was no sign of the twins. I ignored it, I'm sure they're fine.

Some time after, Stan, Wendy, and I were all at the gift shop when we started to hear things from outside and exit the shack.

As we turn the corner, we see Soos pass us in a sad mood. The backyard was filled with party decorations and a large sign said It's Your Birthday Yo!!!

Wendy: Woah, did you guys see Soos? What happened to him-? *notices the party decor* Oh no. Oh no no!

Mabel: What?!? What's wrong?!?

Wendy: Ok, so you guys didn't know so it's not your fault, but Soos hates his birthday!

Dipper and Mabel: What?!?

Wendy: It's like a total mystery! Guess he's been like this since he was a kid! Some weird personal biz.

You: Even I know this.

Mabel: There's gotta be something we can do!!!

Wendy: We've tried everything!!!

Stan: I even petitioned the government to have this day removed from calendars. Now I'm not aloud on airplanes.

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Stan: *peek at Soos who's sitting on the porch stairs staring at a card*

You: I dunno, guys. Maybe we should just leave him alone, you know?

Dipper: No one should be alone on their birthday! There's gotta be a way to cheer him up! We just need to try harder!

Mabel: You're right, Dipper!!! It's time for us to bring out the big guns!!!

We all go to Mr. Zzz's Big Gunz, a laser tag place. Soos had a blindfold on. When we went inside...

Soos: Alright, guys. Blindfold me once, shame on you; blind fold me twice- wait a minute. *sniffs* Hot dog smell? Sticky floors? Future sound? *takes off his blindfold* Laser tag?!? I-I love laser tag...!!! How'd you guys know?!?

Mabel: Um, we definitely didn't rifle through your wallet! *laughs awkwardly*

Announcer: *tv* Welcome to the year 8000!!! Society collapsed, fog machines everywhere,-!!!

Wendy: *touching the wall* Are these walls just mattresses spray painted purple?

Stan: I think this place used to be a mattress store.

Soos: *after you, Dipper, Mabel and Soos puts on your laser tag armor* I-I dunno, guys, I'm not sure I'm up to this today...

Dipper: Don't worry, Soos, as soon as you start playing with us you're gonna have a great time!!!

Mabel: We promise no matter what happens we won't leave your side!!!

Soos: Well, I guess I can could give it a shot.

We were waiting in line. As the gates opened, we ran inside to start the battle!!! However, we stop running when we almost crash into a white wall. Huh?!? We inside a completely white room. Mabel just thought it was a part of the laser tag thing, but Dipper and I were super confused.

Mabel: Whoa, this is even color than I imagined!!!

You: Uh, this isn't part of the laser tag room...

Two familiar men appear in front of us, both wore some futuristic armor. Mabel kicked one of the guys in the crotch area, which btw was hilarious as heck, but the armor that covered that area- spoke...? Well, I'm f-

Mabel: Wait, what...?!?

You: *gulp*

Dipper: *turns around and gasps at he sight of the gates closing with Soos tying his shoe on the other side* Oh no, Soos!!!

Gates: *close*

Mabel: *kicks the wall*

Man 1: Nice try, but that's solid time-tanium, kid! There's only one way out of here!

???: Through me!!!!! *realizes his suit is transparent, then uses his watch to change it to his normal gray suit* Through me!!!! And that's what it would've been like if I just gotten it right the very first chance but it still as affective!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *gasp*

Mabel: The time traveler guy!!!!! What did you say your name was again...? Blendo...? Blondin...?

Dipper: *snaps his fingers* Blar-Blar!!!

Mabel: There it is!!!

Blendin: It's Blendin!!! Blendin Blenjamin Blandin!!! How could you not know my name after you ruined my life?!? Especially you!!! You demon!!!

You: Ugh, this again.

Guards: *point their guns at you*

Dipper and Mabel: !!!!

You: *GROAN*

Dipper: Hey, leave her out of this!!!

Mabel: Yeah, she did nothing wrong!!!

Blendin: Really? I've been having a bit of trouble remembering what happened. Initiate flashback!!! It was after you stole my time device to win your stupid pig!!! I was cast out of the time anomaly removal crew, my whole life's purpose!!! Then I was given ten squared life sentences in time prison!!! I spend everyday since then planning my vengeance!!! And now finally, it has come!!!

Dipper: Look, we're sorry about all that but we're in the middle of something really important right now!!!

Mabel: It's our friends birthday today and we promised we wouldn't leave his side!!!

Blendin: What?!? You think some dumb birthday matters right now?!? Do you know where you are?!? Welcome... to Globnar!!!!!

The wall behind the guards opened revealing a massive futuristic area with many people fighting.

Mabel: Is this a reality show? Are we in Japan?

Blendin: It's gladiatorial time combat!!! The winner gets a precious time wish, and then decides the loser's fate!!!

You: It's really stupid, to be honest.

Blendin: Shut up, demon!!!

You: *rolls her eyes*

Blendin puts on some warrior paint. The twins look at each other and start to whisper. Dipper then quietly went next to me as Mabel went in front of the guard.

Mabel: *clears her throat* Oh my stars, could it be?!? My little um... *reads the guard's name tag* Lolphy!!! It's me, you're great great great- *looks at Dipper who's signaling her to keep speaking* great great great- *looks at Dipper who signals her to stop* great grandmother!!! From the past times!!!

Lolph: *glares at Mabel, then softens his grip on you* Gam-gam...?!?

Dipper: *quietly grabs the time measuring tape*

Blendin: *as the guard paints his face* Yeah, neon green is good, this is color for me, it's fierce- *notices Dipper with the time measuring tape and gasps* Oh no!!! You can't let them escape!!!

We all begin to run, and Dipper was able to put in a time and we escape wherever we were.

We end up on a mattress. That's... odd. We all sit up a bit tired and groggy.

You: A-are we back?

Dipper: Oh no, look!!! Girls, the laser place is a mattress store!!! We went to far in the past!!!

Mabel: Time travel!!! Man, why you gotta be so complicated?!?

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *gasp at the sight of the two guards and Blendin landing on another bed, then you hide under the bed you were on*

Dundgren: Looks like they overshot their destination by ten years.

Blendin: I don't see them, you better find those kids!!!

Lolph: You'll get your justice, Blendin.

Blendin: I'm gonna keep stammering until you find them!!! I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-!!! *leaves*

Lolph: I hate that guy.

Dundgren: Let's move.

Guards: *leave*

Dipper: *as you all crawl out* Ok, we've just got to go forward ten years, we can be back before Soos even realizes we were gone.

You: Oh no...! *pick up the time measuring tape*

Mabel: *gasp* The timey thing!!! It's busted!!!

You: Pine, you're the smart one, use your smarts and fix it!!!

Dipper: *takes the time measuring tape* I'll need some tools. And I think I know where to get some. *looks at the Mystery Shack sign outside*

We started walking to the shack. Along the way, we actually bumped into five year old Tambry and Wendy, and we had a pretty awkward yet hilarious moment.

Anyways, once at the shack Dipper found Stan's tool box and stared fixing the time tape thing. Mabel and I see a kid trying to get a candy from the vending machine.

Kid: Aw, c'mon, candy! Fall!

Mabel: *walks over* Allow me, you just need to know a guy on the inside!!! *hits it a couple of times making it open, she then takes out many snacks* Jackpot!!! *gasps as she sees the kid's face, Soos!*

Young Soos: Thanks, dawg!!! You must be some kind of genius!!!

Dipper: Alright, I think I got this thing working!

Mabel: *runs over to you and Dipper* Guys, guys, look!!!

You and Dipper: *look over at young Soos who's checking out a dark green question mark shirt*

Dipper: No. Way.

Abuela: *comes in* Mi precioso, you keep wondering off! You don't want to be late for your big day!

Young Soos: Sorry, abuelita! *follows his grandma outside*

You: Big day?!?

Mabel: This could be the birthday where that personal biz went down!!! We can finally find out why Soos hates his birthday!!!

Dipper: Alright, but let's be quick!

We follow young Soos and his grandma to their home. Party decor was all over their backyard and there was a big table, little Soos sitting in one of the chairs.

Girl 1: *pinching his cheek playfully* Who's a handsome birthday boy~?!?

Girl 2: It's you!!!

Girls: *leave*

Abuela: *chuckles* Soos, you're such a ladies man!

Young Soos: They're my cousins, grandma, gross!

Abuela: *opens a box* I got you a race car cake*

Dipper: Man, I dunno why Soos hates his birthday, this looks great!

Young Soos: *licks the frosting off the tiny cars*

Kid: *sits in a chair*

Young Soos: Oh, sorry, dude, could you move seats? That's the seat of honor!

Kid: Uh, who's it for?

Young Soos: Oh, haha, it's for my dad, actually. I haven't seen him in like eight years, but he's coming today!!! *hears a doorbell* That must be him!!!

Young Soos fixes his appearance a bit and runs off the the door, us following behind. We peek through a window. Little Soos opens the door, his face falls once he sees the mailman.

Mailman: Postcard for... *reads the name* Soos. *gives Soos the postcard, then leaves*

Young Soos: *turns the postcard and reads* "Sorry, champ. Couldn't make it this year. Real busy, again. See you next year for sure. Dad." ...

Reggie: Hey, don't sweet it, cuz! You'll see him next year!

Young Soos: Heh, yeah, next year... *puts the postcard in a box filled with postcards* I'm gonna go kay down, you party without me, dudes... *leaves*

Abuela: Wait, what about your presents?!?

You: So that's why Soos hates his birthday...

Dipper: It was the day he realized his dad wasn't coming back...

Mabel: So... how much partying can fix that...?

Dipper: *gets squirted with water by young Robbie*

Young Robbie: Haha, dorks!!! Young Robbie!!!

We wanted to help Soos in some way. We heard Blendin's frustrated yells near and hid. We overheard them talking.

Blendin: They've gotta be around here somewhere!!! I-I think I heard them!!! *points at a tree*

Lolph: Freeze!!! *shoots the tree revealing young Robbie hiding behind it*

Young Robbie: *runs away crying*

Lolph: Trace their chrono signatures.

Blendin: Man, the sooner I defeat those kids in Globnar, the sooner I can get my time wish!!!

Dundgren: Tell you what I'd do if I had a time wish: retire early, spend more time with the kids.

Blendin: "Nya nya nya nya nya with the kids!!!" Don't you know a time wish can literally do anything?!? Any imposible problem solved just like that?!? I mean imagine the possibilities!!!

Dipper: *whispers* Wait, girls, that's it!!! The time wish!!! We defeat Blendin in that space battle-

Mabel: *whispers* Then we can wish that Soos's dad came to his twelve birthday-!!!

You: *whisper* And Soos's birthday would be fixed forever!!! All of them!!!

Mabel: *whispers* Do you really think you can win Globnar?

Dipper: *whispers* It's the only chance we have. Besides, it's for Soos. He would do the same for us.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *nod to each other before coming out of your hiding spot with your hands pulled up in surrender*

Dipper: Here we are, Blendin, we surrender.

Blendin: It's them!!!

Dundgren: Freeze!!! *points the gun at you and the twins*

Lolph: Careful, they're from the past, they might have powder muskets or slap bracelets!!!

Dipper: Look, guys, no tricks this time, we're ready to challenge you.

Guards: *look at each other and nod*

Lolph: *throws something at you which makes water handcuffs appear on your wrist*

You: OH C'MON, SERIOUSLY?!?

Lolph: Better safe than sorry.

You: *growl*

Blendin: YES!!! Let the Globnar begin!!! Prepare- For- GLOBNAAAAA-!!!! *gets muted by one of the guards*

Lolph: Hey, turns out I can mute him!

Dundgren: Man I'd wish we'd known that earlier!

Lolph: Initializing!!!

We get zapped back into the futuristic arena, only this time in the center of it all. Just then, a giant baby came up from the ground. Oh perfect, now I had to deal with Time Baby.

Time Baby: Silence!!!

Random Person: Wooooo, oh yeah!!!

Time Baby: *zaps the person with laser eyes*

Mabel: ...that is one big baby.

Time Baby: Welcome, Globnar tributes!!! I have a very important nap to get to so let's make this quick! You each have a chance to settle your time feud through gladiatorial combat!!! *makes some transparent purple weapons appear*

Robot: *holding a bottle with a galaxy like substance* You have until Time Baby finishes the cosmic sand in this hourglass.

Time Baby: No!!!

Robot: *pokes Time Baby with the bottle* C'mon! It's good for you!

Time Baby: AH!!!

Robot: *gives the bottle to Time Baby who starts to drink the cosmic sand*

Blendin: Get ready, kids!!! When I get that time wish you'll wish you were never born!!! Or rather you'll wish you were born because I'm gonna wish you were never born!!! And with (y/n)'s powers gone, you don't stand a chance!!!

You: *glare daggers at Blendin*

Dipper: Dream on!!! There's three of us!!!

Mabel: And we have hair!!!

Blendin: Oh, yeah? Well I have training!!! *spins a spear around* What do you think I did in prison all this time?!?

Mabel: Uh-oh.

Time Baby: Let the Globnar begin!!!

The Globnar thing starts and we do many things. I have to admit, some of the challenges we did were kinda lame. Time passed, we had 763 and Blendin had 764.

Blendin: Yes!!! Blendin for the almost win!!!

Time Baby: There is only one final challenge for Globnar! An ancient game, thousands of years old!!! Chosen for its exemplification of your strategy!!!

You: *whispering* It's laser tag, isn't it?

Dipper: Why would it be-?

Time Baby: The ancient art... of laser tag!!!

Dipper: ...

You: I CALLED IT!!!

Time Baby: *makes transparent purple walls and stairs* The one who touches the victory orb first will win!!!

Dipper: Seriously?

Blendin: Oh, I know it doesn't seem that challenging now but just wait until they turn on that fog machine!!! You'll be done for!!! You'll just wait until-!!!

You: *shoot Blendin a few times* Meep. REVENGE!!!

Blendin: Aw man...

Dipper: Mabel, grab the orb!!!

Mabel: *runs up* Got it!!! *touches the orb*

Time Baby: *finishes the cosmic sand* It is finished!!!!

Robot: *pats Time Baby's back causing him to burp*

Blendin: *sees you and the twins' score go up by a lot* No!!! No!!! No!!! Noooo-!!!!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Yes!!!

Time Baby: You have made victory in Globnar!!! Before I give you your time wish, tell us: what fate do you desire for the loser?

Blendin: Oh geez...

You: DEATH!!!

Dipper: (y/n)!!!

You: What, I'm kidding!!! ... kind of.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *turn around*

Dipper: So Blendin did try to wish us out of existence, but it was our fault for ruining his life.

You: Correction, your fault.

Mabel: Yeah, and he's kinda too sad to be a real bad guy...

Dipper: Maybe if we treat him right in the present he'll turn out better in the future.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *face Blendin*

Dipper: Ok, as long as you keep an eye on him, we'd like to send Blendin free!!!

You: And restore his position in the time anomaly correction unit!!!

Mabel: And give him pretty hair!!!

Time Baby: So be it!!! *makes Blendin's handcuffs fall*

Blendin: Wha-... What?!? You'd do that for me?!? *smiles as hair grows on his head* I got my job back!!! I feel like hugging somebody!!!

Lolph: I can kill you in eight different way.

Blendin: Yes, sir!!!

Time Baby: Now, children! *makes the orb go to you and the twins* What is it that you want for your time wish?

Mabel: Thank you, but the wish isn't for us.

Time Baby: Not you?!? But then who?!? Who is worthy to receive such power?!?

We go back to our original time to see Soos about to leave the laser tag arena. However, time stopped as he looked at the coin which now floated.

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Soos!!!

Soos: Guys!!!

Dipper: We're so sorry we left you hanging, dude!!!

You: We got caught up im this time travel junk!!!

Mabel: And there was a time cyclops!!!

Dipper: And don't forget about the-!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Time race!!!

Mabel: But the point is, Soos, I think we know how to fix your birthday!

Soos: Oh, really?!? Wait, you guys did all of that for me...?!?

Blendin: And that's not all. *clicks his watch which makes the time orb appear* Behold your time wish!!! The power to alter time wish paradox free in any way you choose!!!

Dipper: We think the only thing that can make you happy is meeting your dad!

You: But the choice is yours.

Soos: You mean I can finally see my dad by touching this thing? And you guys battle through time and space just to get this for me...?!? *takes out the postcard from years ago*

Dipper: What are you waiting for, Soos?

Soos: *puts the postcard back in his pocket* Alright, here goes nothing! *touches the orb which makes a golden glow appear around you and the twins and heals you three and makes the handcuffs disappear*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: Wait, what...?!?

Soos: Bam, fixed you up! Enjoy, dudes!

You: But, Soos, what about meeting you dad?!?

Soos: Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you! But you know what? That dude didn't care about me enough to come visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes! I mean, you had a gladiator fight just to make me happy! I've been being ridiculous this hole time. Wherever my dad was, he can take a hike. *throws away the postcard* I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes. *hugs you three* Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever!

Blendin: Are you kidding me?!? Do you have any idea what you just wasted?!? Do you know how many have died to get a time wish?!? The wars that were started?!?

Soos: Oh, that's not all, dudes. I also wished for this slice of infinite pizza! Watch! *eats the pizza which regenerates* And it could do that for like infinity!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *agree*

Soos: There are still ten minutes before laser tag closes, you dudes wanna play?

You: That's not a question!!!

And so we go play some more laser tag. It was fun! Can't wait to see our next adventure.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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