Dipper's POV

We were all in the parlor getting ready for some party. I had a can of silly string and an idea flashed through my mind.

Dipper: Oh no Mabel, I don't feel so good, I- BLAAAAAHHHHH!!! *shoots sill string at Mabel*

Mabel: Ughhhh, Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!? BLAHHHHHH!!! *shoots silly string at Dipper*

Dipper and Mabel: *continue to shoot themselves with silly string while laughing*

Stan: *stares at the wall annoyed by the twins*

Wendy: *walks over* Guys guys, something terrible just happened!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *stare at Wendy* ...

You: *from behind, shoot them with sill string* BLAHHHHH!!!

Dipper and Mabel: *fall back startled, then laugh along with you and Wendy*

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy: *play with silly string and golden confetti*

Stan: *taking away the party supplies from you all* Alright alright, party supplies are now off limits.

You: BOO!!!!

Soos: Mr. Pines, who's birthday is it again?

Stan: Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way to get kids to spend money at the shack.

Soos: Nice!

Stan: The young people of this town want fun? I'll smother them with fun!!!

Dipper: *start serving Mabel some Pit Cola* Maybe comments like that are why, you know,-

You: Why kids don't come to the shack.

Stan: Hey hey!!! *takes the Pit Cola and closes it* How's about you make yourself useful and copy these flyers? *gives Dipper some flyers*

Mabel: Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!!!

Soos: Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more!!! They got it all at the copier store!!!

You: Is that they're slogan?

Soos: No, I just feel that way about the copier store.

Stan: Save the trouble! You know the old copier in my office? I finally fixed the old girl up! Good as new!!!

~at the office~

Dipper: *takes off the blanket covering the copy machine*

Mabel: *sees flies flying around as she lets out a gasp* Butterflies!

You: *open the machine* Does it even work?

Dipper: *presses a button, then rests his arm on the machine as a green light passes through it, then yanks his arm away*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *cough at the sudden smoke, then see a paper with a picture of Dipper's arm*

You: Question answered.

Mabel: *takes the paper* Success!!! drops it when she feels it vibrating before running behind you and Dipper*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *see the hand from the picture pop out and start to crawl towards you* AHHH!!!

You: Stay back!!! *throw a fireball at the now moving hand making it disintegrate into ash*

Dipper: Oh my gosh, girls, I think this copier can copy human beings!!!

Mabel: *gasp* Do you realize what this means?!?

...

Mabel: *shoot you and Dipper with silly string which you avoid* BLAHH!!!

~some time later at the parlor~

Stan: Alright party people, and Dipper, let's talk business. Soos, because you work for free, and you begged, I'm letting you be DJ.

Soos: You won't regret it, Mr. Pines. I got this book to teach me how to DJ r-r-right!!!

Stan: Not encouraging. Wendy, you and Mabel will work at the ticket stand.

Mabel: What?!? But Grunkle Stan, this party is my chance to make new friends!!!

Stan: Oi, fine, (y/n), think you can cover for Mabel?

You: But I wanna party...! *fake pout*

Dipper: I-... I could work with Wendy.

Stan: You realize if you do you gotta commit to staying at the ticket stand with Wendy. No getting out of it, just the two of you, alone, all night!

Dipper: *looks at Wendy who's drawing a face on Soos's stomach with silly string as you all laugh, then he smiles* I promise.

And so a few hours passed and I was getting ready for the party. At the time I was fixing my bow in front of the mirror when Mabel suddenly startled me.

Dipper: AH!!! ...what?

Mabel: *mimicking Dipper* "Uh uh I could work in the counter with you, Wendy!!! Let's kiss!!!" *pretends to kiss someone*

Dipper: Yeah yeah, laugh all you want, but I have devised a plan to make sure my night with Wendy goes perfect.

Mabel: Plan? Oh, you're not making one of those overcomplicated listy things, are you?

Dipper: Psh, over complicated? Let me just *takes out a long long list* Step one: getting to know each other with playful banter. Banter's like talking but smarter.

Mabel: That sounds like a dumb idea for poop heads.

Dipper: Yeah, see? This isn't banter, this is what I want to avoid with Wendy.

You: *come in* Yeah, I don't think Wendy will know the meaning of banter more than us.

Dipper: !!!

You: Sorry, couldn't help but overhear.

(You guys should know, I had to. So, outfit, yours, if you don't like it then don't use it, I don't mind. Anyways...)

You: Can't you just talk to her like a normal person?

Dipper: ...

You: Pine?

Mabel: Yo, bro, you ok?!?

Dipper: Wha-huh?!?

You: You blacked out, dude.

Dipper: O-oh, did I?!? *laughs awkwardly* Uh- *clears his throat* What were you saying?

You: I said can't you just talk to her like a normal person?

Dipper: Step nine, girls. The final step is to ask her to dance! *starts daydreaming about Wendy* If I follow steps one through eleven, nothing can get in my way!

You: Pine, you're the one getting in your own way.

Mabel: (y/n)'s right, Dipper.

Dipper: I'm sure everything will go according to plan!

Your POV

I always used to question Dipper's social skills, but now I know he just doesn't have any. Anyways, Mabel and I went downstairs and we began to dance. The two of us were taking over the dance floor! We were basically professionals!

Eventually Mabel left to take a break, but I was still active and continued. That's when I feel someone grab by hand, twirl me, and dip me!

You: What the f-?!?

???: *places a hand over your mouth* Hello, beautiful~

You: ... *push the hand away* Hi? Who are you and what are you doing?

???: My name is James, and I'm just dancing with the prettiest girl at this party~

(Btw James ain't a real character in Gravity Falls, I just made him up for this)

You: Right.......... ok, I appreciate the compliment, *stand up and start to back away* but I don't appreciate you suddenly choosing to be with me without even asking.

James: I asked for your forgiveness, but I just had to come over and meet you.

You: And now you have. Goodbye.

James: *walks over to be in front of you* I'm only asking for one dance, my dear~!

You: And I said no!!! *your hair turns into flames with the word no but only for a second*

James: *chuckles* Feisty now~? I like that~

You: *growl before turning into phoenix and fly away*

Oh my god, I'm just trying to enjoy this goddamn party!!! *sigh* Guess I'll just have to try and avoid that guy.

Dipper's POV

Wendy and I were still out at the ticket stand. Unfortunately my attempt in communication earlier didn't work so well, but I wouldn't give up just yet.

Wendy: Whoa, sounds like the party's getting nuts in there! I gotta get in there! Cover for me?

Dipper: *laughs awkwardly* Uh- well-

Wendy: *playfully tips his cap* Thanks, man! *runs inside and starts to dance*

Dipper: *looks at his plan before going back and flipping the ticket stand* I'll be back shorty! I'm sure Stan won't mind if I'm gone for a few minutes. *starts to walk off being stopped by Stan*

Stan: Hey, what are you doing, kid?!? These suckers aren't gonna rip themselves off!!!

Random Person: Yeah!!!

Stan: You promised, remember?

Dipper: I did?

Stan: *takes out a recorder and presses a button*

"I promise"

Stan: *starts to walk away, his eyes still watching Dipper with suspicion*

Dipper: *sits back down with a sigh before turning the sign to open*

People: *start offering their money desperately*

Dipper: *looks at Wendy having fun inside then down at the table with a sigh* If only I could be in two places at once...

And then it hit me. I can be in two places at once! I snuck into the office and laid on the copier machine. I was a bit hesitant at first, but I pressed the button. Once the green light had past through me, I got off and saw the paper slide out as another me climbed up.

Dipper: Woah...!!! I have a really big head.

Dippers: ... so uh- heh, sorry, you first. Stop copying me! *laugh*

Dipper 2: *accidentally hits himself in his elbow* O-ow-ow, funny bone.

Dipper: *writes a two on Dipper 2's hat* I will call you Number 2!

Dipper 2: Definitely not. You know a name I've always wanted?

Dippers: Tyrone~?

Dipper: Ok, Tyrone, let's get down to business! I'm thinking you cover me at the ticket stand while I ask Wendy to dance!

Tyrone: I know the plan buddy!

Dipper and Tyrone: *take out the plan and unfold it completely*

Dipper: *backs up a bit* Hey... we're not gonna get jealous and turn on each other like the clones in the movies, are we...?

Tyrone: Dipper, please, this is you you're talking about. Plus hey, you can always just call (y/n) and she can just burn me into ash!

Dipper and Tyrone: *pointing at their and each other's foreheads* Yeah...!!! Yeah...!!!

So Tyrone went at covered me at the ticket stand and I made my way to Wendy! Unfortunately...

Dipper: Great news, Wendy, I got someone to cover the concessions for me!

Wendy: That's awesome! You can hang out with me and Robbie!

Dipper: !!!

Wendy: Robbie, you remember Dipper from the convenience store.

Robbie: Uh, no? *takes out his guitar* Yo Wendy, check out my new guitar. *plays his guitar*

Wendy: Whoa, cool!

Dipper: *gasp and daydreams, well nightmare, about Wendy and Robbie together, then here's his phone ring and picks it up*

Tyrone: *through phone* Hey buddy, it's me. I just had the same jealousy fantasy.

Dipper: *walks away and whispers* We got to get rid of Robbie if I ever want to dance with Wendy!

Wendy: Hey Dipper, we're gonna go sit on the couch, meet us when you're done! *walks away followed by Robbie*

Dipper: Oh no, they're sitting on the couch!!! We gotta think of something quick!!! *sees Robbie's bike* I got an idea.

Tyrone: I got the same one, but we're gonna need some help.

~at the office~

Dipper: *writes 3 on Dipper 3's hat* And that's where you come in, Number 3.

Dipper 3: But what if Robbie catches me, I'll be all alone!

Tyrone: Fair point, fair point.

Dipper: Ok one more, one more. Four Dippers, this is a four Dipper plan. *lays on the machine as the green light passes*

Tyrone: Uh-oh, paper jam. *yanks out the paper and places it on the ground making a very disoriented Dipper crawl out*

PJ Dipper (Paper Jam): NYANANANA!!! *weird noises*

Dipper 3: C'mon, you're not gonna make me partner up with him, are you?

Tyrone: Shh, hey, don't be rude! Hey buddy hey, it's ok.

PJ Dipper: *yanks Tyrone's hat and mouth while making weird noises*

Dipper: Ok, just one more clone.

Your POV

I was by the punch getting something to drink and trying to relax. That James guy has NOT left me alone!!! I was starting to get VERY annoyed!!! Just then I felt a tap on my shoulder making me turn around.

James: Care for a drink?

You: *groan* I've already told you, I'm not interested!!!

James: C'mon! Just give me a chance!

You: No!!!

James: Why not?

You: For starters, you're really pissing me off, you're getting incredibly annoying, and- *idea pops*

James: And?

You: And I have a boyfriend.

James: Really now~?

You: Yep.

James: And uh, where might this boyfriend be?

You: What, am I supposed to be aware of his location like he's some dog on a leach?

James: No, I'm just saying that as your boyfriend he should be hanging out with you.

You: He had to go to the bathroom.

James: Aha? I'd like to see this boyfriend of yours.

You: You what?

James: How about this? If you show me your boyfriend and actually show me that he is your boyfriend then I'll leave you alone forever. Hm?

I of course didn't want to do this but I really really REALLY wanted this dude to leave me alone. ...so I agreed. AHH!!! I began to walk around the shack, James following some feet behind me. Blah! What am I gonna do now...?

Dipper's POV

Tyrone and I were now pacing around the room thinking of what to do after my last attempt to ask Wendy to dance failed.

Tyrone: Oh, I agree, you can't just go and dance with her!

Dipper: The is a mind field! A mind field, Tyrone!!!

Tyrone: What if there's a glitch in the sound system?

Dipper: Stan might get in the way!

Tyrone: Robbie might come back!

Dipper: Dipper's too many variables!!! We need help.

~skip to office, Dipper had made ten clones of himself and were all adding thing to the list~

Dipper: *clinks a pencil against a lantern catching the Dippers' attention* Alright, Dippers, gather around!

Dippers: *stand a few feet from Dipper*

Dipper: Now's the time, you're all clear on what to do?!?

Dippers: *nod*

~a few minutes later~

*bell rings*

Tyrone: There's your cue, it's the perfect moment to ask Wendy to dance! Good luck!

Dipper: Me? I don't need luck, I've have a plan! *leaves*

I walk down the stairs and down the hall, confidence running through me. Just then I bumped into someone.

Your POV

As I turned the corner I bumped into someone. It was Dipper. Wait, Dipper!!! He could help me!!! We are close friends, aren't we?

You: Dipper, hey, where have you been?!?

Dipper: Uh, heh, just uh-

You: *whisper* Shh, ok listen, I don't have time to explain but there's this guy that won't leave me alone so I told him that I had a boyfriend and now he wants me to prove it but I don't have one but I found you and you're my friend and I'm about to do something really crazy and I hope you'll forgive me but-

She pulls me by my vest and crashes her lips against mine. Wait, WHAT?!? I stared in shock for a couple of seconds. I wanted to pull away and yet... something told me to kiss her back. So I closed my eyes and just let it happen.

Your POV

Not the best plan, but I was under pressure and didn't have much to work with! I heard James walking away. FINALLY!!!

I was gonna pull away except Dipper wrapped his arms around my waste. Crap, this wasn't part of the plan!!! But even so, I wrapped my arms around his neck and continued to kiss him.

After a few minutes we both pulled away panting for air. He was deep red. I wanted to laugh, but I felt some hit in my own cheeks. His eyes then widened in realization before he pushed me!

Dipper's POV

What was I doing?!?!? As soon as I came to my senses I pushes (y/n) away. What was happening?!?!?

You: Ow, hey, what the heck?!?

Dipper: Why did you do that?!?!?!?

You: I mean I already explained myself, didn't I?

Dipper: (y/n)!!!!

You: *sigh* There was this guy who was bothering me so I told him I had a boyfriend to brush him off but he didn't believe me and asked me to show him and accidentally bumped in to you and since we're friends I thought you wouldn't mind role playing for a bit. And seems to me like you didn't mind it one bit~

Dipper: I can't believe you did that!!!!

You: Dude, chill, it was just one kiss, nothing bad.

Dipper: Are you kidding me?!?!?!?

You: *roll your eyes* Yeah, ok, I'm leaving before you explode. Now that Creeper is gone I can continue do enjoy the party, and you're starting to piss me off so g'bye. *walk away*

Dipper: No, wait-!!!

???: *walks over* Hey Dipper!

Dipper: Wendy?

Wendy: Where'd you go?

Dipper: I uh, I got sidetracked. Listen, I have to go, I'm really sorry.

Wendy: It's cool, I'll be down at the party if you need me.

Your POV

I didn't know what Dipper was making such a big deal out of this. It was just one kiss to make someone leave, it didn't mean anything. ...did it? No, of course not! Why am I thinking this anyways?!? Dipper's just a friend to me!

Just then someone stepped in front of me. Dipper? Wait, wasn't he behind me?!? I then looked behind Dipper. MORE DIPPERS?!?

Tyrone: Hey!!! Where do you think you're going?!?

You: ...to the party?

Tyrone: After what you did?!? You just totally ruined our chances with Wendy!!!

You: Ruined?

Tyrone: *snaps his fingers*

You: *get soaked with water* WHAT THE-?!?!?

Tyrone: This will keep you from getting any warm ideas. Get her!!!

Dippers: *grab your arms tightly*

You: *try to struggle* Hey, let me go!!!!!

Tyrone: Take her to the closet.

~skip~

Perfect, just perfect!!!!!! I'm trapped in a locked closet and I can't even use my powers!!! Great!!! THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST PARTY EVER!!!

Dipper's POV

I had been looking for (y/n) for the past ten minutes, and yet there was no sign of her.

???: Hey!!!

Dipper: ???

Tyrone: What are you doing up here?!? Number 10 has been distracting Soos for fifteen minutes!!! He's gonna get tired of that dot eventually!!!

Soos: *from another room* NEVER!!!

Dipper: Guys, have you seen (y/n)? I really need to talk to her!

Tyrone: And why might that be?

Dipper: Uh- I- um-

Tyrone: Don't play dumb with us, we know what happened between you two just a couple of minutes ago!!! You're not getting feelings for (y/n), are you?!?

Dippers: *gasp and murmur*

Dipper: What?!? No!!! C'mon, guys, seriously?!? I just really need to talk to her!!!

Tyrone: That's nice, but not the plan! Do we have to remind you?

Dippers: *start reading the plan*

Dipper: Oh man, you guys sound crazy! Look, maybe we don't need the plan anymore, you know? Maybe I should just talk to her like a normal person!

Dipper: *gasp and complain*

Dipper 5: If you're not gonna stick to the plan then maybe you shouldn't be the Dipper to dance with Wendy!!!

Dippers: *agree with Dipper 5*

Dipper: Guys, c'mon, we said we wouldn't turn on each other...!

Tyrone: I think we all knew we were lying...!

Dippers: *start tackling Dipper*

Dipper: N-no, hey hey!!!

Tyrone: You wanna know where (y/n) is? We'll be more than happy to show you.

Dippers: *drag Dipper away*

Your POV

I had tried whatever I could, but I did have much to work with. I just laid down and tried to distract myself until the day was over. Then I heard the door open and someone get thrown inside, then the door gets locked.

You: Oh c'mon!!! Seriously?!?

Dipper: (y/n)?!? What are you doing here?!? ... And why are you soaking wet?!?

You: Your little clones kidnapped me and soaked me so I wouldn't use my powers.

Dipper: I thought you could!

You: I can, but it's a lot harder. So what are you doing here? Same reason as me?

Dipper: Unfortunately.

You: *slap Dipper*

Dipper: OW!!! What the-?!?

You: Why the heck did you think creating clones of yourself would be a good thing?!?!?!?!?!?

Dipper: It was in the moment!!!

You: Whatever, we need to get out if here.

Dipper: Can't you try to use your powers?

You: I dunno, you want me to pass out?!?

Dipper: ...

You: Thought so. *look around and see a heavy object as a smirk grows on your face, then pick it up*

Dipper: What are you doing?!?

You: Making us a way OUT!!! *throw the object breaking the door* There.

Dippers: *stares in shock*

You: *grab Dipper's wrist and start running*

We began running eventually reaching the balcony to the parlor. While I was catching my breath, Dipper called for Wendy, but wasn't able to get the whole word out for we were both pulled back by the other Dippers.

Tyrone: C'mon, man, give it up, you're overpowered!

Dipper: Hold on, guys, think about it! We're exact equals mentally and physically! If we start fighting i-it'll just go on for infinity! Wait, are you gonna join?

You: I might if you start loosing, which you probably will.

Dipper: *glares at you*

Dippers: *agree with Dipper*

Dipper: *punches Tyrone in the face making him fall with a thud*

...

Dipper 9: CLONE FIGHT!!!

Dippers: *begin fighting*

You: ...this... this isn't fighting, I dunno what the heck is happening right now.

Dipper: *crawls out and starts to walk to you*

Dipper 10: Hey, classic Dipper's getting away!!!!!

Dipper: No, friends, it's me Number 7!

Dipper 7: ... that's not me, guys, that's not me!!!!!

Dipper: *notices the paper with 7 on it rip off revealing the pine tree* !!!

Dipper 9: Get him!!!

Dippers: *start walking towards you and Dipper*

You: *look at your hands, them back at the Dippers with a smirk* Dipper, stay back.

Dipper: Huh?!?

You: *creat two fireballs, one in each hand* Now this is my kind of party! *burn all the Dippers away*

Dipper: ...wow.

You: Woo, feels good to be back.

Tyrone: *from behind Dipper* YOU!!!

Dipper: Uh-oh.

You: *create a fireball*

Tyrone: *tackles Dipper and they begin to fight*

You: Uh- Uh-!

Dipper: *in a headlock by Tyrone*
(y/n), burn him!!!

You: I can't, you're too close, I might burn you!!!

Tyrone: Say it!!! Say I can dance with Wendy!!!

Dipper: *headlocks Tyrone* Never!!!

Dipper and Tyrone: *here Wendy laughing* Wendy? *run over*

You: *make your fireball go away before following the two Dippers and seeing Wendy laughing with Robbie*

Dipper and Tyrone: *sigh* We blew it, man...

At this point, I was really tired so I just decided to leave. Some time passed and I was in the parlor. Apparently Mabel had gotten into this competition with Pacifica Northwest, the brattiest kid in Gravity Falls. She also met two new friends called Candy and Grenda. Later on, Dipper came inside, but instead of going to Wendy he came to me?

Dipper's POV

Dipper: Hey (y/n)...

You: Hi?

Dipper: Listen, I uh... I wanted to apologize from earlier... I didn't have the best reaction...

You: It's cool, Pine. I'm sorry for kissing you all of a sudden. ...that sounded weird.

Dipper: *laughs* It kind of did. So we're cool?

You: We're cool. Although~...

Dipper: ???

You: It was never meant to be so long, you were the one who decided on that~

Dipper: *blushes* Wha- I- Well- Uh-

You: *laugh* Oh you're so easy to tease, Pine.

Dipper: *crosses his arms with a soft yet annoyed huff*

You: Wendy's been waiting for you, you should go talk to her. And do not use that plan of yours.

Dipper: Don't worry, I already learned my lesson.

Mabel: Hey (y/n), come dance with us!!!

You: *laugh and run over before dancing*

Even after talking to Wendy, I couldn't help but stare at (y/n). She was so carefree, so confident, so... beautiful...! Wait, no, that's not- I'm not- stop it, Dipper!

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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