Ep.4: The Hand That Rocks The Mabel
Your POV
At the time the twins, Soos, and I were watching tv while Stan was with a group of tourists outside.
Announcer: *tv* The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *cheer*
Announcer: Tiger Fist will return after these messages.
Soos: Hey look, is that commercial I was telling you guys about!
Announcer: Are you completely miserable?
Man: *tv, crying on a bed* Yes!!!
Announcer: Then you need to meet-!!!
Voice: *tv* Gideon.....!!!
You: Oh, him.
Dipper: Gideon?
Mabel: What makes him so special?
Announcer: He's a psychic!!!
Mabel: Aru?!?
Announcer: So don't waste your time with other so called "Man of Mystery", learn about tomorrow's tonight!!! At Gideon's Tent of Telepathy!!!
Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curious-y inside!!!
You: Don't get too curious-y, that guy's an obnoxious brat with an ego bigger than his hair.
Stan: *walks in* (y/n)'s right. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble!!!
Mabel: Well, is he really psychic?!?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out!!!
Stan: Never!!! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition!!! No one that lives under my roof is going under that... Gideon's roof.
Dipper: Do tents have roofs?
Mabel: I think we just found our loophole! *takes out a rope with a loop* Literally!!! Muap muap!!!
You: I'll go too. *turn phoenix and land on Dipper's hat* I'll be your guardian angel incase anything happens.
Mabel: Yay!!!
Dipper: Why do you keep staying on my hat?!?!?
You: It's confortable! The fabric is super nice and I like to snuggle!
Dipper: *groans*
Mabel: *laughs*
Announcer: So come down soon, folks!!! Gideon's expecting ya...!!!
And so we go to the Tent of Telepathy. When we got there we got some seats in the second row. The whole place had a weird atmosphere, one I did not like.
Dipper: Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack! They even have their own Soos! *points at a guy with the name tag Deuce*
Soos: *glares at Deuce*
You: Ooh, Soos replica!
Dipper: *takes his hat off* Get off!
You: *land on the bench* Alright, fine!!! *turn human* Rude!
Mabel: It's starting!!!
Dipper: Let's see what this monster looks like.
After a while the curtains open revealing a boy who looked far younger than us, with hair bigger than him entirely. Ugh, Gideon.
Gideon: Hello, America!!! My name is Lil' Gideon!!! *claps making doves fly out of his hair*
Audience: *cheers for him*
Dipper: That's Stan's mortal enemy?
Mabel: But he's so wittle!
You: You'd be surprised.
Gideon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight!!! Such a gift!!! I have a vision. I predict you'll soon all say "Aww!!!!" *does a cute pose*
Audience: Aww!!!
You: Seriously?
Mabel: It came true!!!
Dipper: What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel: You're impressed~!
Gideon: Hit it, dad!
Bud: *starts to play the piano*
Gideon: *throws his cape which is caught by a woman who's attacked by other women, then Gideon starts to sing* Oh I can see what others can't see. It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability! Where others are blind I am futurely inclined! And you too can see if you were wittle ol' me! *giggles* C'mon everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!!!
Audience including You: *stand up*
Dipper: What? How did he-?
You: I didn't tell me to do that...!
Gideon: Keep it going! *points at a lady with cats* You wish your son would call you more.
Old Lady: I'm leaving everything to my cats!
Gideon: *points at Blubs who has a lot of Gideon merchandise* I sense that you've been here before.
Blubs: What gave it away?!?
Dipper: C'mon.
Gideon: *goes to Mabel* I'll read your mind if I'm able. Something tells me you're named Mabel! *goes back to the stage*
Mabel: *moves her arms revealing the sweater she was wearing said Mabel* How'd he do that?
You: *roll your eyes in annoyance*
Gideon: So welcome all ye!!! To the Tent of Telepathy...!!! And thanks for visiting *winks* Little ol' me!!! *dances some more before finishing*
Audience: *claps*
Gideon: *drinks water* Thank you!!! You people are the real miracle!!!
Mabel: Wooo!!!! Yeahaha!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *exit the tent*
Dipper: Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan!
You: I know, and that says a lot! No wonder he's jealous!
Mabel: C'mon, his dance moves were adorable!!! And did you see his hair?!? It was like whoosh!!!
Dipper: You're too easily impressed.
You: Yeah, you once were impressed about an orange ladybug.
Mabel: *as she pokes you and Dipper* Yeah yeah!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *laughs*
The next morning Dipper and I were sitting on the dining table. Dipper was drinking some water while I was reading a book, when Mabel came in with a face filled with sparkles...?
Mabel: Check it out, guys, I've successfully bedazzled my face!!! *tries to blink* Blink!!! Ow...
You: You did what...?!?
Dipper: Is that permanent?
Mabel: I'm unappreciated in my time...
*doorbell rings*
Stan: *from another room* Somebody answer that door!!!
Mabel: *as she wipes away the bedazzlements* I'll get it!!! *goes to the door*
You: *take Dipper's water and drink it*
Dipper: Wha-?!? Hey!!!
You: What? I'm thirsty.
Dipper: But that was mine, can't you get your own?!?
You: Nah.
Dipper: Why not?!?
You: Two reasons. One: I'm lazy, two: you're cute when you're mad~
Dipper: *blushes a bit before looking away* I am not cute...
You: You're right, my bad.
Dipper: *raises an eyebrow in confusion*
You: You're adorable!
Dipper: *blushes more* (y/n)!!!
You: *laugh*
After Mabel left she didn't come for hours. We didn't make a big deal out of it. Later on as I made my way to the living room I heard Dipper talking to Mabel I assumed. However, when I went to see who it was, yes, she was Mabel, but a very scary looking Mabel.
You: *stare wide eyed at Mabel* Oh my fireball, what has happened to you. ?!?
Mabel: Oh hey (y/n)!!! I was just hanging out with my new pal Gideon, he's one dapper little man!
You: You were hanging out with Gideon?!? Mabel, that guy can NOT be trusted!!!
Dipper: I have to agree. I don't trust anyone who's hair is bigger than their head.
Mabel: Oh leave him alone, you two never want to do girly stuff with me!!! *points at Dipper* You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time!!!
Dipper: What do you mean?
Soos: *walks in* Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hotdogs in the microwave one by one?!?
Dipper: Am I?!?
Dipper and Soos: *run out laughing*
Mabel: And you never do girly things with me either!!!
You: I'm not into stereotypes. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I have to be girly. I'm sorry, M, I just don't like those kind of things.
Mabel: And that's why I'm hanging out with Gideon!!! I finally found someone who understands me!!!
You: I don't want you with him!
Mabel: Why not?!?
You: Because he's bad news!!! He's dangerous!!!
Mabel: No he isn't!!! If anything, you're worst than him!!!
You: What's that suppose to mean?!?
Mabel: You're supposed to be my friend!!! You're supposed to support me!!! And yet all you do is boss me around!!!
You: I'm just looking out for you!!!
Mabel: I don't need you looking out for me!!! I can handle it on my own!!!
And with that she storms off to her room. I was so mad right now!!! I decided to cool off by flying around town, and by the time I came back it was dark and the twins were asleep.
Mabel's POV
Ever since my argument with (y/n) yesterday we have kind of been avoiding each other. I felt bad, I shouldn't have yelled. She was just looking out for me. I decided to shrug it off and go hang out with Gideon. At the time we were on the roof of Gideon's family factory on a hill looking at the town.
Mabel: Whoa, the view from your family's factory's nuts!!! Good thing we both brought our...
Mabel and Gideon: *as you take out some opera glasses* Opera glasses!!! *laugh*
Mabel: *sighs, then her smile turns into a frown* ...
Gideon: Something bothering you, my sugar cube?
Mabel: It's just yesterday me and my friend had a fight, and I feel kinda bad about it...
Gideon: Who might this friend be?
Mabel: Her name's (y/n).
Gideon: (y/n), huh? Well, what was the fight about?
Mabel: ... You know what, let's just ignore that and just have a good ol' time!!!
Gideon: Ok!!! You know, Mabel, when I'm up here looking down on all them little people, *whispers* I feel like I'm king of all I survey...!!! I guess that makes you my queen!!!
Mabel: Whaaat?!? You're being so nice to me right now!!! *playfully hits Gideon* Quit it!!!
Gideon: I can't quit it, I am speaking from the heart!
Mabel: From the where now?
Gideon: Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone, so so close...!!! *tries to pet Mabel's hair*
Mabel: *pushes his hand away* Look, Gideon, I um... *pushes his hand away again* I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.
Gideon: At least just give me a chance! Mabel, would you do me the honor of going on a date with me?
Mabel: A play date?
Gideon: *shakes his head*
Mabel: A shopping date?
Gideon: *shakes his head* It'll just be one little ol' date! I swear on my lucky bolo tie!
Mabe: Um...
Gideon: *puppy eyes*
Mabel: Ok then, I guess.
Gideon: Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world!!! *hugs Mabel*
Mabel: ...are you sniffing my hair?
~skip to next day, Dipper and Mabel playing video games in the living room~
Mabel: It's not a date date, it's just you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I figured I'd throw him a bone.
Dipper: Mabel, guys don't work that way, he's gonna fall in love with you.
Mabel: Pfft, yeah right, I'm not that lovable. *defeats Dipper in the game* Kaboom, yes!!!!!
Dipper: Ok, we agree on something here. Hey, I've been meaning to ask you: what's going on with you and
(y/n)?
Mabel: Oh, it's nothing, don't worry about it.
*doorbell*
Mabel: *opens the door but falls back at the sight of a sudden horse* AHH!!!
Gideon: A night of enchantments awaits, m'lady!
Mabel: Oh boy.
~skip to Mabel and Gideon on a booth at a restaurant*
Mabel: I can't believe they let us bring in a horse in here!
Gideon: Well, people have a hard time saying no to me.
Waiter: Ah, Monsieur Gideon! Ze feet on ze table! An excellent choice!
Gideon: Jean Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?
Jean Luc: *looks away* Yes yes, very good! *walks away*
Mabel: I've never seen so many forks!!! And water with bubbles in it?!? *gasp* Ooh la la, oui oui!!!
Gideon: Oh! Parlez vous francais?
Mabel: ...I have no idea what you're saying.
Your POV
I was in the gift shop with Pine, Wendy, and Soos. Mabel was nowhere in sight but I just shrugged it off. We were doing our one things in silence when...
Stan: *walks in holding a newspaper* Hey!!! What the jackal is Mabel doing in the paper next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?!?
Wendy: *checks her phone* Oh yeah, it's like a big deal! Everyone is talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight!
Stan: What?!?!?!? That little shyster is dating my great niece?!?!?!?
Soos: I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple! Mabideon? Gideabel? Magibeleon!!!
You: How about Disgusting?
Soos: Mmm, I don't hear the names Mabel or Gideon in there.
Stan: *throws the newspaper on the ground before storming off*
Dipper: I didn't know, I didn't hear about it!!! Plus (y/n) and I told her not to!!!
Stan: *storms in dressed in his suit* Yeah well, it ends tonight!!! I'm going right down to that little skunk's house!!! This is gonna stop right now!!! *leaves*
Soos: Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet and he had to come back out again and walk out the real door?
You, Dipper, and Mabel: ...
Soos: *opens the door* Nope, real door.
Mabel's POV
Gideon: And so I said: "Autograph your own headshots, lady!!!" *laughs*
Mabel: *laughs awkwardly* Yeah... *goes to poke the lobster to see it was still alive*
Gideon: Mabel, tonight's state was a complete success, and tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!
Mabel: Whoa whoa, you said just one date, and this was it!
Gideon: Hark, what a surprise!!! A red christened South American rainbow macaw!!!
Macaw: *lands on Gideon's arm*
Mabel: AH!!! *takes the lobster and protects it*
Gideon: One two three four...
Macaw: Mabel. Will. You. Accompany. Gideon. To. The ballroom. Dance. This. Thurbday.
Gideon: *shakes the macaw*
Macaw: Thursday. *coughs out an invitation and flies away*
Woman: Hah, so adorable!!!
Chef: Gideon's got a girlfriend!!!
Gideon: *takes the invitation* They're expecting us, please say you'll go!
People: *start to gather around* Aww!!!
Mabel: Oh Gideon, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to say...
Blubs: I'm on the edge of my seat!!!
Tyler: This is gonna be adorable!!!
Old Woman: If she says no, I'll die from sadness!!!
Doctor: I can verify that that will indeed happen.
Mabel: ...
Your POV
You: *continue reading your book on the table as Dipper reads his journal next to you*
Mabel: *enters with a sad expression*
You: *with a bit of annoyance noticeable on your tone* So, how was your date?
Mabel: *puts the lobster on the fish tank* I don't know, I have a lobster now...
You: *raise your eyebrow*
Dipper: Well at least it's over and you won't ever have to go out with him again.
Mabel: ...
Dipper: Mabel? It's over, right? Mabel?
Mabel: BLARG!!! He asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no!!!
You: Why did I know this would happen? I told you before, he's bad news!
Mabel: He's super nice though!!!
You: And yet you're freaking out about him!!! You should've just taken my advice in the first place!!!
Mabel: *glares at you* You know what?!? No!!! I do like Gideon, and I'm going on that date, and I'm gonna like it, and you're not gonna ruin it for me!!! *storms off*
You: *growl angrily and storm off the other way*
Dipper: ...
I'm just trying to help her!!! Why is she so mad about it?!?!?!?!?
Mabel's POV
(y/n) doesn't believe I can handle things on my own!!! I'll show her!!!
The next day Gideon took me out on the lake after the dance.
McGucket: *as he rows the boat slowly* Boating tonight!!! Boating tonight!!! *laughs*
Mabel: *sigh* ...
Gideon: Is their something bothering you, darlin'?
Mabel: It's just that me and my friend had a fight again. She doesn't want me spending time with you.
Gideon: Whenever you speak about her you're always in a fowl mood. Seems to me you two don't act like friends at all! Isn't a friend supposed to support your every decision.
Mabel: You're right! She should be there for me instead of bossing me around!
Gideon: Don't worry, my marshmalla, I'm sure everything will turn out fine.
Mabel: You know, I thought dancing was gonna be the end of the evening, right?
Gideon: *takes Mabel's hands* Don't you want this evening to last, my sweet?
Mabel: *pulls away* NO!!! I mean, yes!!! I mean, I'm always happy to hangout with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend.
McGucket: Pal?
Mabel: I already said pal, uh, mate?
Gideon: How about... soulmate...?!?!?
At that moment, fireworks started blowing up in the sky. Ones that said my name with a heart around it. Oh my goodness...
Your POV
I was on Dipper's hat in my phoenix form (teasing him, of course) when we both hear Mabel on talking to herself while pacing around the living room. Sure, I was mad at the girl, but she was still my friend.
Mabel: He's so nice, but I can't keep doing this!!! But I can't break his heart!!! Ahhh, I have no way out!!!
Dipper: What in the heck happened on that date?!?
Mabel: I don't know!!! I was in the friendzone, and then before I knew what was happening he pulled me into the romance zone!!! It was like quicksand!!! Chubby quicksand...!!!
Dipper: Mabel, c'mon, it's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.
Stan: *walks in* Great news, Mabel, you have to marry Gideon!!!
Mabel: WHAT?!?
You: And there it is.
Stan: It's all part of my longterm deal with Buddy Gleeful, there's a lot of cash tide up in this thing! Plus I got this shirt!!! Whoa, I am fat.
Mabel: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs out of the room*
Stan: Bodies change, honey!!! Bodies change...
You: Is going to check on her a must or...?
Dipper: *glares at you*
You: *sigh* Fine... *fly up with Dipper walking behind you*
You and Dipper: *enter the room to see Mabel covering herself in her sweater*
You: *turn human* ...
Dipper: Oh no. Mabel...
Mabel: Mabel's not here, she's in sweater town...
Dipper: Are you gonna come out if sweater town?
Mabel: *whimpers as she shakes her head*
Dipper: Alright, enough is enough! If you can't break up with Gideon then (y/n) and I will do it for you!
You: What?!?
Mabel: *pokes her head out* You will...?!?
You: Uh, no! That's a terrible idea!
Dipper: C'mon, (y/n). I know you two aren't in the best of terms right now, but Mabel needs us.
Mabel: *puppy eyes*
You: ... *groan* Alright, fine, we'll break up with him for you.
Mabel: *as she punches you and Dipper playfully* Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!! *hugs you and Dipper*
Mabel gave me a small and awkward yet sincere smile which I awkwardly returned.
Dipper's POV
And with that (y/n) and I went to The Club, one of Gravity Falls's fanciest restaurants. When inside we saw Gideon sitting alone on a table.
You and Dipper: *walk over*
Dipper: *clears his throat catching Gideon's attention*
Gideon: Oh, Dipper Pines, how are you? You look good, you look good!
Dipper: Uh, thanks?
Gideon: And you must be the famous (y/n) Mabel talks so much about, it's good to finally meet you!
You: Can't say the same about you.
Dipper: Look, Gideon, we gotta talk. Mabel isn't joining you tonight, she uh-
You: She doesn't want to see you anymore. She's totally weirded out by you.
Dipper: No offense!
Gideon: *eye twitch* So what you're saying is... *eye twitch* you've come between us...
Dipper: Hey, you're not like gonna freak out or anything, are ya?
Gideon: Of course not!!! These things happen!!! Bygones, you know!!!
Dipper: So ok, cool, so then again sorry man, but hey, thumbs up, huh?
You and Dipper: *exit the restaurant to see Mabel outside waiting*
You: You are such an awkward mess.
Dipper: Am not!
You: Do you know how many times you stuttered? Like seriously, you couldn't even say one normal sentence.
Dipper: *looks away, his face a bit red in embarrassment*
Mabel: How'd it go?!? Was he mad?!? Did he try to red your mind with his psychic powers?!?
Dipper: Don't worry, Mabel, he's just a kid, he doesn't have any powers.
Mabel: (y/n)'s thirteen and she has powers!
You: For other reasons that are not worth mentioning. *turn phoenix and land on Dipper's hat* Now can we go home? All this drama is making me tired.
(y/n) was right, I was really tired. The next day things were pretty normal. At the time Mabel and I were playing with Soos while (y/n) was reading a book on a nearby tree. She and Mabel haven't really talked much since yesterday and I was starting to get a bit worried.
Soos: *puts a pillow under his shirt* Hit me, dude!
Dipper and Mabel: *run at Soos and bump into the pillow in his stomach while laughing*
Soos: Feels good!
Mabel: I'm so glad everything's back to normal! *looks at you* Well, almost normal...
Dipper: Mabel, you should talk to her, she's your friend after all. Friends talk things through.
Mabel: I know, but what should I say? I've been a total jerk to her! She probably hates me...
*phone from inside rings*
Mabel: Your turn!
Dipper: Your tu- aw man... *goes inside and picks up the phone* Yello?
Toby: Toby Determined, Gravity Falls gossiper!!!
Dipper: Oh, hey man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
Toby: Water under the bridge!!! Say, we wanna interview you about wether you've seen anything unusual in this here town since you've arrived!!!
Dipper: Ah, finally, I thought nobody would ever ask!!! *takes out a tiny notebook and pen* I have notes and theories!!! Aha, aha! Four, one, two, Gopher Road. Tonight?!? Got it!!!
Yes!!! Finally, the question I have been waiting for!!! After that I went back outside and waited for tonight.
~time skip~
Nightfall started to come and I was making my way to my destination. I arrived at an abandoned warehouse out in the middle of nowhere. That's not suspicious at all...
I went inside. "Hello?" No response. Maybe they had something else? I turned around to leave, but the doors were shut closed. Lights began to turn on revealing Gideon on a chair petting a doll Of himself.
Gideon: Hello, friend.
Dipper: Ugh, Gideon.
Gideon: Dipper Pines. How long have you been living in this town? A week? Two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?
Dipper: What do you want from me, man?
Gideon: Listen carefully, boy. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend.
Dipper: Is this about Mabel? I told you she's not into you!
Gideon: Liar!!! You turned her against me!!! *starts to walk towards Dipper while clutching his amulet* She was my peach dumpling!!!
Dipper: Are you ok, man?
That's when I realize that I can't feel the ground. I look down to see myself being lifted up, then throne against a pile of boxes with Gideon merchandise.
Gideon: Reading minds isn't all I can do.
Dipper: But- but you're a fake!!!
Gideon: Oh tell me, Dipper, does this seem fake to you?!? *makes all the objects around Dipper begin to float*
Your POV
I had just finished my book as I chilled on a tree branch when I see Dipper walking out into the woods. I turned into my phoenix form and began to follow out of view.
I arrived at an old abandoned warehouse which I recognized. From inside I heard sound of things breaking and I peeked through the window to see Gideon throwing things at Dipper telepathically?!?
As I quietly enter through the window, I saw Dipper crash into a wall. As Gideon was distracted with a doll of himself, Dipper finally noticed me. I began to think. I can't burn him. I mean, sure, I hate the guy but I can't kill him. He hasn't noticed me yet, maybe if I just tackle him.
And I fly down as fast as possible and turn human, but just before I could reach him he used telepathic powers and captured me at that moment.
You: What?!? How?!?
Gideon: Nothing gets passed me, pumpkin. And you deserve this for the way you've treated my precious Mabel!!!
You: I haven't done anything!!! *make a fireball and prepare to throw it at Gideon*
Gideon: *starts to choke you making the fireball disappear and he laughs evilly*
Dipper: *runs at Gideon with a bat*
Gideon: *picks up Dipper*
Dipper: She's never gonna date you, man!!!
Gideon: That's a lie!!! And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend. *takes out some shears and makes them float closer to you* Ladies first.
Dipper: NO!!!
You: AH!!!
Mabel: *bursts in* Gideon, we have to talk!!!
Gideon: Mabel, my marshmalla!!!
Mabel: I'm sorry, Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow...
Gideon: *tightens his grip on his amulet making you and Dipper start choking* I don't understand...
You: M-Mabel!!!
Dipper: This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!!!
Mabel: Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right?
Gideon: Really?!?
Mabel: *yanks Gideon's amulet away making you and Dipper fall on the floor* No, not really!!! You were like attacking my brother and best friend?!? What the heck?!?
Gideon: My tie!!! Give it back!!!
Mabel: *throws the tie at Dipper who catches it*
Dipper: Hah, not so powerful without this, are you?!?
Gideon: *tackles Dipper making them both fall through the window*
Mabel: Dipper!!!
You: He just had to open his mouth. *turn phoenix and fly out the window*
Mabel: *uses the amulet to levitate herself to the ground and stopping Dipper and Gideon from falling*
You: *land and turn human*
Mabel: *lands* Listen, Gideon, it's over. I will never ever date you.
Dipper: Yeah.
Mabel: *stops levitating Dipper and Gideon making them fall on the ground*
Mabel: *throws the amulet at you which you catch with ease*
You: *burn the amulet which ends up in ashes*
Gideon: My powers!!! Oh this isn't over, this isn't the last you'll see *whispers* of widdle ol' me...! *disappears into the darkness of the forest*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: ...
~skip to you and the twins on the living room~
You: These were some interesting few days.
Dipper: Tell me about it. *sees Mabel fiddling with her fingers* Hey Mabel, didn't you have something to say to
(y/n)?
You: ???
Mabel: O-oh, yeah, I uh...
...
Mabel: I'm sorry, (y/n)... I should've just taken your advice in the first place... I was a total jerk to you...
You: Don't sweat it. Friends argue, it's normal.
Mabel: Thanks for looking out for me.
You: Of course.
Mabel: *hugs you*
You: *stare at the wall before return the hug awkwardly, then you both pull away* ... and if you ever want to do girly stuff, I guess I can hold in the pain for you...
Mabel: Really?!?!?
You: Just don't go overboard.
Mabel: I make no promises!!!
Stan: *walks in and hangs a painting on the wall, then let's out a sigh* I coulda had it all... What the heck happened to you three?
Mabel: Gideon.
You: Gideon.
Dipper: Gideon.
Stan: Gideon. Yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family. I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or something.
You: Or steal your shaving cream.
You and Stan: *laugh*
Dipper: Oh yeah. Yeah! How's he gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of?
Mabel: He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. Negative eight!!! Now one would guess a negative number!!!
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *laugh*
Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!
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