Your POV

It was a dark and stormy night. The twins and I were upstairs. They were playing a game while I read a book.

Dipper: I'm gonna say... B5.

Mabel: Miss!!! *places a figure* Muap!!!

Dipper: I don't think you're playing this right.

You: *laugh quietly*

Stan: *from downstairs* Kids, come quick!!!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *go downstairs to the living room*

Stan: *laughs* I need you to laugh at this with me!!!

Gideon: *singing on the tv* Who's cute as a button and always your friend? Little G-I-D to the E-O-N! Wink!

Bud: *tv* Lil' Gideon!

You: Uhg, Gideon.

Mabel: Remember when I wouldn't date him and he tried to destroy us?

Stan: He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack!

Wendy: *comes in* One time I called him stealing my moisturizer!

Soos: And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together!

Bud: Come on down to Lil' Gideon's Tent of Telepathy! Opening soon at this location!

The Mystery Shack is shown being crushed by the Tent of Telepathy.

Dipper: Uh, should we be worried about that?

Stan: Please, the only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed.

Smash

Wendy: You mean like, right now?

You, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Stan: *go to Stan's office and see Gideon trying to open the safe*

Stan: Gideon!!!

Gideon: Well well Stanford, my arch-nemesis!!! We seem to have entered a game of Cat'n'Mouse!!! But the question remains: Who is the cat and who is the-!!!

Stan: Soos, broom.

Soos: *gives Stan a broom*

Gideon: Oh no, not the broom!!!

Stan: *follows Gideon with the broom*

Gideon: *hisses*

Stan: *hits Gideon with the broom twice*

Gideon: *runs out the front porch* You mark my words, Stanford!!! One day I'm gonna get that combination!!! Once I steal that deed, you'll never see the Mystery Shack again!!!

Stan: Good luck, bucko! *closes the door*

Gideon left, but something told me he'd come back once more. Anyways, the next day we were all in the living room bored.

Announcer: *tv* He put the old in Old West! They call him Grandpa the Kid!

Grandpa: *tv* I'm tired during the day.

Stan: I can relate to this.

Mabel: Grunkle Stan, why can't we watch a movie that we'll all enjoy? *pull out a movie* Dream Boy High, where love is on your permanent record!!!

You, Dipper, Wendy, and Stan: *boo*

Mabel: You'll learn to like it.

Smash, Crash

Soos: *enters* Ah, dudes, there's a bat in the kitchen!!! It tried to touch me with its weird little bat fingers!!!

Stan: Don't worry, I got this under control!!! *leans back the couch* Dipper, take care of it.

Mabel: Haha, yes!!!

Dipper: What?!? Why can't Mabel do it?!? Or (y/n)?!?

Stan: Cuz life ain't fair. Now go fight a bat so we can watch tv.

Dipper: *stands up* No way, Grunkle Stan, you always make me do dumb chores!!! I'm putting my foot down this time!!!

Stan: I said do it, kid!!! Now!!!

Dipper: *glares at Stan as he growls*

Stan: *glares back and growls*

Dipper: *intensifies his glare and growl*

Stan: *intensifies it by far*

Dipper: Ok, I'll do it!!! *sighs and goes to the kitchen with you and Mabel following behind, then picks up a spoon and pot* Stupid chores.

Mabel: Remember: bats are more afraid of you than you are of them!

Dipper: *goes inside the kitchen*

Mabel: Maybe I'm thinking of ducklings.

Dipper: AHHH!!!

You: *cringe at the sounds of pain and things falling in the kitchen*

Mabel: Ducklings, hehe. Quack quack. Quack quack quack!

A few minutes later Soos, Mabel, and I were wrapping up Dipper's wounds.

Dipper: Ah, ow, ow!

Soos: Swabbing on disinfectant, to-do-to~!

Dipper: Why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? Think about it, the more painful or difficult the chore is, the most likely it is I'll have to do it!!! Why doesn't he pick on you guys?!?

Soos: Dipper, Stan's personality is one of life's great mysteries! Like wether or not it's possible to lick your own elbow!

Mabel: I bet you can't!

Soos: I bet I can! *tries to lick his own elbow*

Mabel: Lick it!!! Lick it!!! Lick it!!!

Mabel and Soos: *exit*

Dipper: Sometime's I feel like Stan hates me...

You: Ahh c'mon, Pine, you're over exaggerating! Sure, Stan might not be the most caring person in the world, but I'm sure he cares about you.

Stan: *from another room* The sink's clocked!!! Dipper, get in here and fix it!!!

Dipper: *growls*

You: *turn phoenix and land on Dipper's head* Don't worry, I'll help you.

He denied my request, but I just ignored and followed him. After about t an hour, Stan sent him to clean the living room while he took a nap. Needless to say, Pine was NOT happy.

As I helped him clean, I started getting this weird vibe. It was so familiar, and yet I couldn't put my finger on it. That's when Mabel and Soos came running in, both with frightened looks on their faces.

Dipper's POV

Mabel: *panting* Dipper, (y/n), we've gotta help Stan!!!

Dipper: Wait, what?

You: What do you think we've been doing?

Soos: *while eating chips* This evil triangle guy said he was gonna break into Stan's mind and steal the combination to the safe!!! Also we stopped for snacks on the way here!!!

You: WHAT?!?!?

Dipper: Triangle guy...?!? *takes out his journal* Feel like I've seen something like this before in the journal... *stops in a certain page and reads* "Beware Bill, the most powerful and dangerous creature I've ever encountered. Whatever you do, never let him into your mind!"

Stan: *starts to grunt and yell in pain in is sleep*

You: Oh no, oh no no no...!!!

Mabel: Grunkle Stan!!! *snatch the journal from Dipper* "It is possible to follow the demon into the person's mind and prevent his chaos! One must simple recite this incantation!"

Dipper: Uhg, this is just great! I spend all day cleaning things and fighting bats for Stan, and now I have to save him from some crazy brain demon?!?

You: Pine, I know you and Stan aren't in the best state right now, but this dream demon is a lot more dangerous than you think! If Gideon gets what he wants, it means he has to help Bill with something. And that something is NOT good!!!

(y/n)'s expression was one I had never seen her show before. It was mostly seriousness, but I could see a hint of... fear? But (y/n) was one of the bravest people I've ever met! Then...

Dipper: ... *sigh* Fine. Get ready, guys, we're about to journey into the most horrifying disturbing place any of us have ever been: our uncle's mind.

Soos: You think I can take these Burrito Bites into Stan's brain? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? ...you know what, I'm just gonna bring up.

After we prepared everything for the incantation...

Dipper: Ok guys, we're gonna have to follow that dream demon into his mind.

Soos: I wonder what Stan's thinking about right now. *moving Stan's jaw* I love Soos like a son!

You: Soos, this is serious!!!

Soos: Sowy!

Mabel and Soos: *laugh and high five* Yeah!!!

Dipper: Let's do this. *places his hand in Stan's forehead as you and the rest do the same* Videntus omnium. Magister mentium. Magnesium ad hominem. Magnum opus. Habeas corpus! Inceptus nolanus overratus! Magister mentium! Magister mentium!!! Magister mentium!!!

We all ended up waking up outside the gray version of the woods. The whole posce gave me a strange feeling I didn't like, but I just shook it off.

Mabel: This is Stan's mind...?!?

Soos: Huh, figured there'd be a lot more hot old ladies.

Mabel: Remember, we have to look out for the triangle guy!

You: *quietly groan*

I looked beside me to see (y/n) a bit far from me, gripping her head as if she were in pain. Her legs wobbled as she tries her best to remain balance. I tried to run over and help her, but before I could reach her a golden chain was wrapped around her and she was harshly pulled closer to the shack. An evil cackle filled the air as a triangular golden being formed beside (y/n), holding the chain that was wrapped tightly around her.

Dipper: (y/n)!!!

Soos: It's him!!! It's the guy!!!

Mabel: You leave our uncle's brain and our friend alone, you isosceles monster!!! *runs to the triangle guy only to go inside of him, the exits after a second* Gotcha!!! Wait, what?!?

Bill: Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last! Question Mark, Shooting Star, Pine Tree, and of course *pulls you a bit closer making you grunt in pain* Firestone~! I haven't seen you in quite some time now!

You: *glare at Bill* I would've like to keep it that way.

Bill: Ah, feisty as ever.  I had a hunch I'd bump into you! *shoots a laser which goes straight through Dipper's stomach causing a huge gap*

Dipper: AHHH!!! *takes deep breaths*

Mabel: *with her hand through the hole* Boop!

Mabel and Soos: *laugh*

Dipper: Mabel!!! What do you want with our uncle's mind, anyways?!?

Bill: Just the code to the old man's safe. Inside the shack is a maze of a thousand doors representing your uncle's memories! In one if them is a memory of him inputting the code! I just need to find it and Gideon will pay me handsomely!

Mabel: Not if we stop you!!!

Bill: Hah, fat chance! I'm the master of the mind! I even know what you're thinking right now!!!

Mabel: That's impossible!!! No one can guess what I'm thinking!!!

Bill: *snaps his fingers causing two very bright and colorful young men to appear behind Mabel*

Xyler: Woah, where are we, bro?!?

Craz: *looks at Mabel* We must be in heaven, cuz I just saw an angel!

Mabel: *hugs Craz's leg* I'm never letting go of your legs!!!

Bill: You're out of your league, kids! And now that I have (y/n) with me, you don't stand a chance! Turn around now before you see something you might regret! Later, suckers!!!

You: NO-!!!

Bill: *disappears with you*

Dipper: We're going in. Mabel, can we leave those guys out here? Looking at them hurts my eyes...!!!

Mabel: No!!! They can help us!!!

Xyler and Craz: Totally!!! Arm throne!!! *hold their arms together letting Mabel sit down*

Mabel: *giggles as the boys take her in*

We went inside. Now we didn't only have to save Stan, but (y/n) as well. Great. As we enter the Mystery Shack, I felt chills up my spine. The place had a dark, creepy aura. We went through the door which said Memories and I could see many memories of this summer.

Soos: Woah, look!!! All of Stan's memories!!!

Dipper: Great, sure there's plenty of memories of Stan bossing me around, can't wait to see more of that.

Mabel: C'mon, Dipper, we've got to find the code before Bill does!!!

Xyler: Mabel is talking!!!

Craz: So rad!!!

Soos: Let's get searching!!!

And just like that we started our search for Stan's memory. One of the doors was titled Dipper Memories. I managed to sneak in and began to look around. There was one door that caught my eye. Soos and Stan were sitting on the porch couch while I stood in front.

Memory Stan: No buts, now go chop that firewood!!! *hits Dipper with the newspaper*

Memory Dipper: Ow! *rubs his head before going to chop the firewood*

Memory Stan: *sits down*

Memory Soos: Dude, Stan, I've been meaning to ask you: why are you so hard on Dipper all the time?

Memory Stan: Look, Soos, I'm gonna let you in on something. Wanna know what I really think? *starts to whisper things to Soos*

Dipper: *leans closer to the door to hear*

Memory Stan: *whispers* The kid's a loser, he's weak, he's an udder embarrassment.

Dipper: ...

Memory Stan: *whispers* I just wanna get rid of him...

Dipper: *looks down in shame as he slowly closes the door*

Mabel's POV

We hadn't found neither (y/n) or Stan's memory yet, and we were starting to get tired.

Soos: Hello, code to Stan's safe, where are you?

Xyler: Opening and closing doors is fun!!!

Craz: I can do it also!!!

Mabel: Alright, I have a good feeling about this door! *opens a door to show a shirtless Stan with a cracker in hand*

Stan: Hey, Mr. Tummy! Hey, Mr. Stan!!! Are you hungry? Yes!!!

Soos: Uhg...

Mabel: Sweet Sally! *closes the door*

Soos: We've been searching forever!!! What if the triangle guy finds the memory before we do?!?

Mabel: If we went to find Stan's memory we have to think like Stan. He's always hiding stuff, right?

Soos: Yeah, like how he hides his arrest wards under that rug in the gift shop?

Mabel: Soos, that's it, look!!! *point at a rug on the floor before she moves the rug revealing a trap door*

We open the door. We were right!!! That was the code to the safe!!! We closed it up, now we just needed to destroy it before Bill could find it.

Soos: Dude, we found it!!!

Xyler and Craz: But what do we do now?!? Jinx!!!

Mabel: Um-um, let's just destroy the door before Bill can find it!!! *takes an axe from the suit of armor and gets ready to destroy the door*

Soos: Wait, maybe I should do it!!! My big fat arms are great at destroying stuff!!! *stares deeply into the door as a blue aura goes around it and rips it off the ground*

Another Soos: Hey guys, I just saw a memory of Stan rollerskating and wearing short shorts!!! Didn't look- didn't look that bad! ...hey, something weird is going on here.

Soos: *cackles with Bill's voice, then turns into Bill*

Mabel, Soos, Xyler, and Craz: AH!

Bill: Boy, you kids sure are gullible!!! I knew you'd lead me straight for the code!!! *cackles* It's funny how dumb you are! The combination to Stan's safe!!! Boy, that was even easier than I thought!!!

Mabel: Oh yeah?!? Well you're a... a stink face!!!

Xyler: Awesome comeback, Mabel!!!

Mabel: Don't treat me like a child, Xyler!!!

Bill: Later, suckers!!! *flies away*

Mabel: C'mon, we've gotta save Stan?!?

Dipper: *walks over* What's the point...? Why should I save him, huh?!? I work for Stan day and night and all he does in return is say he wants to get rid of me!!!

Mabel: Dipper, I'm sure that's not true-

Dipper: I saw it with my own eyes in one if his memories, Mabel!!! He's always picked on me and now I know why!!! Stan hates me!!!

Mabel: Dipper, it doesn't matter what you saw!!! If we don't stop Bill we'll loose the shack!!!

Dipper: No, you know what, not this time!!! For once this is one of Stan's problems that I'm not gonna fix!!!

Mabel: Fine!!! Then at least look for
(y/n)!!! *storms off*

Soos: Dipper, you're a cool dude, but this isn't cool, dude. *follows Mabel*

Craz: Let's go, Xyler!!!

Xyler: Alright, Craz!!!

Xyler and Craz: *follow Mabel*

Your POV

Bill had trapped me in a room with my hands tide to my back by the all too familiar chain. I tried my best to struggle and try to burn the chain, but I've always been powerless against him. Whenever I struggled, a shot of electricity would hit me through the chains. I saw a golden glow in front me. Perfect, just what I needed. 

Bill: Hello, Firestone.

You: *glare at Bill* What do you want, Bill?

Bill: Oh c'mon, aren't you even the slightest bit happy to see me?

You: Never in a million years. Now what do you want?

Bill: *glares at you* The code to the old man's safe, where is it?

You: I don't know, it's been years since I entered the mindscape, and you should know that.

Bill: I think you know more than you're letting out.

You: Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. And you can't read my mind, remember?

Bill: Smart as always. Maybe I just need to take care of the others, Pinetree's getting kinda close to this room.

You: If you lay a finger on him, I SWEAR I'll make you regret it!!!

Bill: Too late, darling! See ya later! *disappears*

You: NO-!!! *struggle causing a jolt of electricity shoot you* GAHHH!!!

Dipper's POV

I might be mad at Stan, but I still need to find (y/n). As I look through doors I find the memory from earlier.

Dipper: Ugh, this again...?

Memory Stan: He's a loser, he's weak, I just wanna get rid of him.

Dipper: *is about to close the door*

Memory Stan: Heh, yep, those were things people said about me when I was when zi was a boy...

Dipper: Huh?

Memory Stan: It was terrible! I was the biggest wimp on the playground! So one summer, my pop signs me up for boxing lessons. It was even worse than the school yard! You know, at the time I thought my pop was trying to torture me! But wouldn't you know it, the old man was doing me a favor all along. So you see? That's why I'm hard on Dipper. To toughen him up. So when the world fights, he fights back.

Dipper: *smiles*

Memory Soos: Do you think it's actually working?

Memory Stan: *gestures to the Dipper cutting firewood*

Memory Dipper: *cuts the first log of firewood after a lot of trying* I... I did it! Haha, yes!!!

Memory Stan: He's really coming along! When push comes to shove, I'm actually proud of him! Just don't ever tell him that, his head is big enough as it is.

Memory Soos: Hehe, that's true.

Dipper: *puts his hand on the memory force field, but gets sucked into the memory*

Memory Stan: *looks at real Dipper with confusion* Whoa, kid, what are you doing here? Nice hole in your chest, by the way. Let's fix that up. *raises his pointing finger making the hole in Dipper's chest refill to normal*

Dipper: Whoa, what the-? How'd you do that?

Memory Stan: Word to the wise, kid, we're in the mind. You can do whatever you can imagine in here. *makes a can of Pit Cola appear in his hand before taking a sip*

Dipper: Well how about that.

Voice: *from far away* GAHHH!!!!

Dipper: *gasp* (y/n)!!! Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!? I have to save her and defeat Bill!!! *runs off*

I followed the yells of pain which led me so an iron door. This was it. I made the door disappear revealing (y/n) laying on the ground breathing heavily.

Dipper: Oh my gosh, (y/n)!!!

You: *look up* Dipper?!? What are you doing here?!?

Dipper: I came to get you!!! I just found out you can do anything here in the mind!!!

You: I know, I was gonna tell you earlier, it's why Bill kidnapped me!

Dipper: Then can't you make the chains disappear?

You: No, here in the mindscape I have no power unlike you. It's hard to explain. Just get me out, the others are in danger!!!

Dipper: *makes the chains disappear*

You: *quickly stand up but wobbly and trip* Ah-!!!

Dipper: *grabs you before you can fall, a bit of blush on his cheeks*

You: *blush a bit* S-sorry, I don't have much energy...

Dipper: Will you be ok?

You: *pull away* I'll be fine. *turn phoenix* Let's just go save the others.

Dipper: *nods*

We both fly and reach the others as he was about to 'finish them off'

You and Dipper: *flies up*

You: Hey, Bill!!!!

Bill: WHAT?!?

Dipper: Nice bowtie!!! *shoots lasers at Bill's chest causing a hole to appear*

Bill: AHH!!!

Mabel: Guys!!!

Soos: Dudes!!!

Dipper: Guys, I just learned that you can conjure whatever you can conceive in Grunkle Stan's mindscape!!!

Mabel: Huh?!?

You: Just think of cool fighting stuff and it'll happen!!!

Dipper: Like this!!! *shoots lasers at the Dog Man disintegrating it*

Soos: *chuckles* He's dead now!

Bill: What?!? Who told you that?!?
(y/n)?!?!?!?

You: Don't look at me, he discovered that himself!

Mabel: You can do anything?!? *turns back to normal* Like have kittens for fists?!?!? *turns her hands into cute pink kittens, then shoots them at Bill as they bite and scratch him* Po-pow, p-p-pow, pow!!!!

Bill: *tries to get the kittens away*

Mabel: *giggles as two kittens lick her cheeks* Well, hello new friends!

Soos: Anything, huh?!? Soos loves stomach beam stare!!!!! *lifts up his shirt as question marks hit Bill*

Bill: *growls* Enough games!!!! *starts shooting a big laser towards all of you*

Mabel: Hamster ball shields activate!!!

You, Dipper, and Soos: Activate!!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *get surrounded by himan-sized pink hamster balls blocking the laster and causing it to deflect at Bill's eye*

Bill: AH!!! AW, MY EYE!!! *grunts in pain*

Mabel: Rise Xyler!!!! Rise Craz!!!!

Xyler and Craz: *rise behind Mabel, Xyler with a keyboard guitar and Craz with a drum set as they make music*

Bill: No, synthesized music!!!! It hurts!!!

Dipper: And now to imagine your worst nightmare!!! A portal out of Stan's mind!!!

Mabel: *singing* Out of Stan's miiiind!!!

Dipper: *whispers* Mabel!!! Everyone, together!!!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Xyler, and Craz: *focus on Bill's worst nightmare making a portal appear underneath him as he got sucked into it*

You: *creat a huge fireball and throw it at him, pushing him into the portal*

Bill: ENOUGH!!!!! *makes everything turn white as you all flight*

...

Bill: You know, I'm impressed with you guys, you're a lot more clever than you look! Especially the fat one!

Soos: *whispers to Mabel* He's talking about you...!!!

Bill: So I'm gonna let you kids off the hook, you might come in handy later! But know this: a darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change! Until then, I'll be watching you!!! I'll be watching you...!!! *disappears*

Dipper: He's gone, we did it!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Xyler, and Craz: *cheer*

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *start to disappear*

You: Stan's waking up!

Mabel: Will I ever see you guys again? *hugs Xyler and Craz*

Craz: In your dreams.

Xyler: Good one, bro. Good one.

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *wake up in the living room floor and sit up startled* AH!!!

...

Mabel: We did it!!!

Stan: *wakes up* What? Did what? What are you all doing here? And why was I dreaming of two brightly colored and radical young men?

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, you're ok!!! *hugs Stan*

Stan: What is this a hug?

Dipper: Nope! *starts to choke Stan lightly* It's a chokehold!

You, Mabel, and Soos: *laugh*

Dipper: *stops*

Stan: *chuckles* Not bad, kid, not bad.

Dipper: *gives Stan a goofy smile before jumping of the couch*

You: Hey.

Dipper: *looks at you*

You: I uh, I never thanked you for saving me...

Dipper: No problem. I'm just glad you're ok.

You and Dipper: *smile at each other*

Mabel: I'm just glad Gideon didn't get into the safe! I really love this old shack!

Soos: Group hug!!! No? I never know the right time!!!

Dipper: *feels rumbling* Hey, do you guys feel-

We all get pushed by a sudden force in the wall causing all to fall to the other side. There was now a huge gap where the wall used to be. Gideon was there, holding the deed.

Gideon: Oh, I'm sorry Pines family, did I wake you?

You: But- but we defeated Bill!!!

Gideon: Bill failed me!!! So I switched to plan B: dinamite!!!

Stan: What? Bill? Who-what are you guys talking about?!?

Gideon: Spoiler alert, Stanford!!! I've got the deed, the Mystery Shack belongs to me!!! So get off my property!!! *talking to the walkie talkie* Daddy, bring her around the front. *walks away*

Dipper: Don't worry, guys, it's just part of the dream!!! We're gonna wake up any second now!!! Right?!? Right...?!?

Bud: *drives a wrecking ball which destroys the Mystery Shack sign*

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: *run out to safety*

Soos: Someone pinch me, dude!

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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