Your POV

Dipper had invited (more like dragged) me and Soos in search of some monster that had been around for a few days now. To be honest, I didn't really wanna go, but like I said, Pine basically dragged us.

Dipper: Today's the day, guys! Thanks for coming along on this mission!

You: Not like we had a choice.

Soos: Dude, it's an honor! Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement!!! *wipes his sweat away*

Dipper: Something's hiding in these woods, something big enough to rip the roof off a car! If we get a photo of this thing we'll be heroes!!!

Soos: Yeah, and we'll get all the babes while (y/n) gets all the dudes!!! You'll be fending off smooches with a stick!!!

You: Psh, please. Not even catching a monster can make anyone fall for *nod referring to Dipper* this sack of bones.

Dipper: Hey!!!

You: *snicker*

Dipper: *rolls his eyes before he takes the bag with cameras* Just give me a boost.

You: *turn phoenix* You got it.

After putting all the cameras...

Soos: Got it! *touches the sap and makes disgusted noises* Is sap supposed to me this sticky?

Dipper: If everything goes according to plan the creature will grab that steak, cross through the string, and set of cameras A, B, and C!

Soos: And nothing can go wrong!!! *offers you and Dipper a high five* High five!!!

You: *notice the sap in his hands* Uh, no.

Dipper: *high fives Soos*

Dipper and Soos: *get their hands stuck together because of the sap*

Dipper: ...this was poorly planned.

You: *creat a tiny fireball* Hold still.

Dipper and Soos: *tense up*

Just then, a big gush of wind made us cover our eyes as we hear the cameras snap, followed by a roar. Pine immediately grew a smile.

We run to the Mystery Shack and go to a dark room Dipper had set up for the photos while Soos went to get us some "Victory Nachos", and hey, food, I like food.

Dipper: *whispers to himself* C'mon, c'mon...!!! *takes the picture from the water and clips it to a strand of rope above him* Hmm... *gasp* That's a wing!!!

You: Way to say it, Captain Obvious.

Dipper: If camera B got the wing, then the one that should have got the rest is... camera C!!! *run to the picture with you following behind*

You and Dipper: *start to see the creature from the picture*

Dipper: The creature...!!!

Soos: *burst open the door making light enter and causing the picture to blur out* Who wants Victory Nachos?!?

Dipper: No!!! *picks up the picture*

Soos: Dude, don't worry, I only ate like a third of them, half of them. *laughs* I ate all of them, dude!!!

Dipper: I can't believe you, man!!!

Soos: Sorry, dudes, I was just so excited!!! Nachos cause excitement!!!

You: Pine, chill! It was just an accident!

Dipper: *sigh* Soos, no offense, but you've gotta be more careful sometimes! I mean, what are the odds we'll ever get another picture of-!

Just then, Dipper was cut off by a roar outside. We ran out to see Stan staring to a big, winged creature flying away.

You: Oh my fireball...!!!

Soos: Dude, that was a dinosaur, bros!!!

Dipper: How is it possible a dinosaur survived 65 million years?!?

Soos: Did you see that Mr. Pines?!? Mr. Pines?

Stan: It- it took him!

You: Took who?!?

Stan: The pig! It took Waddles!

Mabel: *comes riding her bike* What'd you say about Waddles?

You, Dipper, Soos, and Stan: ...

Mabel: Woah, awkward silence! BWAHHHHH!!! *gets off her bike* What's going on?!? Why are you standing around all awkwardly?!? And where's Waddles?!?

Stan: Um... uh... the good news is: you're getting a puppy!!!

Mabel: What happened?!?

Stan: Well, see, um, when the-

Soos: The pig got eaten by a pterodactyl, bro!

You: Soos!!!

Mabel: WHAT?!? WADDLES?!? WADDLES!!! Where did he go?!? How did this happen?!? Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?!?

Stan: Haha, w-what?!? No, I didn't put him anywhere!!! I'm not acting suspicious!!! You're acting suspicious!!! What's a pig?!?

Dipper: Then what happened?

Stan: Uh, look, it went down like this, see?!? So there I was, in the living room, tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams!!! When all of a sudden, the creature came bursting through the door and took Waddles!!! So I said: Ahhhh, no dice, cowboy!!! and start punching him right in the face!!! But he played dirty!!! That really happened!!! *starts to fake cry*

Mabel: Uhg, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him!!! *hugs Stan*

Stan: Oh yep, I'm a... great man alright.

You: You punched a pterodactyl in the face?!?

Dipper: I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural!

Stan: Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards!!! Get off my back!!!

Mabel: *stops hugging and looks at a picture of her and Waddles as tears fall down her cheeks* Oh... Waddles...

Dipper: That's it, no pterodactyl messes with my sister! We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig!!! For Mabel, guys!!!

You: For Mabel!!!

Soos: For Mabel!!!

Stam: But how do we even find the little guy?!?

Mabel: *gasp* We follow that!!! *points at some red string that goes through the forest*

You, Dipper, and Soos: *cheer*

Stan: Or, you know, we could just call it a day, maybe hit the pool hall, or...

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *stare at Stan* ...

Stan: ...yeah, let's go save Woggels!!!

Mabel: Waddles.

Stan: Him too!

We get what we need including a cage which I thought was too small but whatever. I was with Mabel trying to comfort her when...

Soos: *finishes spray painting something in the car* Alright, that pterodactyl won't know what hit him!!!

Dipper: Huh, it's pterodactyl, man.

Soos: Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it because no one was alive in dinosaur days so uh- *tinkers with something underneath the car causing it to move a bit but he takes his head out just in time* Woah, I almost ran over my own head there!!! *laughs* Wow...!

Dipper: *goes to you and Mabel who are finishing packing up* Girls, we've gotta talk. This is a really high-stakes mission and I'm a little worried about Soos along on this one... I love the guy, but sometimes he messes stuff up...

Mabel: What?!? Since when?!?

You: Well, there was that time he broke our crystal ball.

Dipper: Or the time he was trying to fix the window but ended up breaking all the glass. Or when he killed that fairy outside our window.

You: May Stardust always live in our hearts...

Mabel: ...let him off easy.

He didn't have the heart to do so, Soos came along with us. The red string led us to a small abandoned building. It went inside so we got off the car. We went inside, the yarn led down a big hole and at the other side was...

Mabel: Old Man McGucket?

McGucket: Howdy, friends!!!

You: What are you doing out here?

McGucket: You'll never believe me!!! So I was doing my hourly hootenanny! *does a weird dance*

Stan: Uhg, this guy.

McGucket: When this enormous wingly critter stole my musical spoons and flew lickety-split into the abandoned mines down yonder!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: *stare down at the hole in amusement*

Stan: Looks kinda hairy down there...

Mabel: C'mon, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it!!! You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember?!?

Stan: Oh yeah, hehe, I did do that, didn't I...?!? *laughs awkwardly*

McGucket: My, what suspicious laughter!!!

Mabel: Guys, we're going in.

McGucket: Need someone to tag along and tell weird personal stories?!?

Stan: No thanks!!!

Soos: How do we get down there?

You: Well I dunno about you guys, but I'll see you all down there! *leans and falls into the hole as she turns into a phoenix, landing safely on the ground, then turn human and make a tiny fireball for light* Whoa...! YOU GUYS MIGHT WANNA CHECK THIS OUT!!!

Mabel: WE'RE ON OUR WAY!!!

I saw the end of a rope fall near me, so I moved away from the large mushrooms I had landed on.

I heard Old Man McGucket telling a story and Stan complaining, then a moment of silence followed by screaming. Before I knew what was going on they had all fell on the same mushroom I had fallen on.

Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Stan, and McGucket: *grunt in pain*

You: *snort and laugh your guts out*

Dipper and Stan: *glare at you*

Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Stan, and McGucket: *stand up*

Everyone: *look around amused by everything*

Dipper: This plants like all Jurassic-y!!!

Soos: *laughs pointing at a flower* This little guy smells like battery acid!!! *sniffs it ones more and gags* Looks like I lost my sense of smell! *laughs*

Mabel: Oh, Waddles... We're gonna find you...

We walked into the mine shaft and after a long while off walking, Dipper's lantern illuminated a room filled with acid covered dinosaurs making us all scream, then look at all of them in shock and amusement!!!

Dipper: They're all trapped inside tree sap! That's how they survived 65 million years...!!! *notices a pile of sap with an open gash* The summer heat must be melting them loose!!!

You: *hide your hands behind your back* Better be careful then...

Stan: Holy moly!!! Forget the Cornecorn!!! This is the attraction of a lifetime!!! I could bring people down here and turn this into some sort of theme park!!! Jurassic Sap Hole!!!

Soos: Uh, dudes...?!? *points at a velociraptor who's finger has been freed from the sap*

You: Maybe we should keep moving...

Stan: This could be a gold mine!!! Velvety rope type deal there, ticket booth here, ha!!! I should've put that pig outside ages ago!!!

Mabel: Wait, what did you just say?!?

Stan: !!! Mm, what's that?

Mabel: You said the dinosaur flew into the house! *gasp*

Stan: No, wait, if you think about it-!!!

Mabel: You out Waddles outside then you lied to me about it!!!!!! And now, thanks to you, my pig could be dead!!! Waddles could be dead!!!

Stan: Look, he's an animal, he belongs outside!!!

Mabel: No, that's it!!! Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again!!!

Stan: Look, you can't be serious!

Mabel: Oh, is someone talking right now, because I can't hear them!!!

Stan: Kid-!!!

Mabel: *covers her ears* Lalalalalala!!! I can't hear anyone, no one's talking to me!!!

Soos: Guys guys, don't fight!!! Why can't you be more like me and Dipper?!? Look, everything's gonna be cool, *picks up the yarn and start twirling it* all we gotta do to find a pig is follow this here yarn!!! We just keep following and following and when we reach the end-!!! *notices he has all the yarn* Uh oh.

You, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and McGucket: !!!

Soos: Which- which cave was it again?

Dipper: Uhg, Soos, you lost the trail!!!

Soos: Hey, c'mon, we'll find our way!!! Trust me!!! *slaps Dipper's back causin him go drop the lantern which breaks*

Everyone: ...

Soos: Sorry, dude. But hey, we still have (y/n), she can creat some light for us! *accidentally pushes you back*

You: Whoa-!!! *fall in a puddle of water* ... not anymore.

Soos: ... sorry, dude.

Dipper: Uhg, that is it!!! See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along!!!

Soos: Huh what- what do you mean...?

Dipper: I mean this is really important to Mabel and you keep screwing everything up!!! You ruined our photograph, and now you've got us hopelessly lost!!!

Soos: But we're pterodactyl bros...! I made t-shirts...! *pulls out the t-shirt*

Dipper: It's pronounced pterodactyl!!! And these shirts are useless!!! They're gigantic!!!

Soos: I have a different body type, dude!!!

Dipper: Oh, so it's my fault?!?

Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: *start to argue*

You: *groan*

McGucket: Cheer up, fellers, I fix your lantern!

You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: ... *look at the pterodactyl behind McGucket* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

McGucket: AHHHH!!! Hehe, wha-what are we doing?!? *turns around* Eh?

Pterodactyl: *stares at you all*

McGucket: Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises... YeeHA!!! We found a pterodactyl!!!

Pterodactyl: *roars*

The pterodactyl started chasing us and we all begin to run since, thanks to Soos, I couldn't fly. We stopped at the edge of a cliff, and hid behind a couple of rocks as the pterodactyl flew away.

You: Guys, we need a plan to get out of here!

Stan: Ok ok, how's about Mabel knit Soos a pig costume-

Soos: I like it!

Stan: And we use Soos as a human sacrifice!

Soos: I like it!

Stan: What do you say, Mabel?

Mabel: *looks away* Hm!

Stan: Aw, c'mon, you can't stop talking to me forever!

Dipper: Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here!

Soos: Oh, what, you wanna work with Mabel but not your buddy Soos?

Dipper, Soos, and Stan: *start to argue*

You: *eye twitches with annoyance*

You and Mabel: *hear an oink*

You: ???

Mabel: Wait, did you hear that?!? *looks at where the sound came from and sees Waddles in a huge nest* WADDLES!!! *runs to get Waddles with you and the others running behind her*

Mabel: *starts crossing the bridge*

Stan: Are you nuts?!?

Mabel: Oh, is someone speaking?!? Because I can't hear anything!!! *runs to the nest*

McGucket: Oh no!!! She's gone deaf with fear!!!

Dipper: *whispers* Mabel, come back here!!!

We all follow Mabel across the bridge as she wraps Waddles in a tight embrace. Beside her was a massive egg and at the other side were skeleton bones.

She takes out the thing she went to buy earlier today and put it on Waddles. We saw a shadow and Waddles let out a shriek before he runs into Stan and they both fall into the ravine. We hid in the nest as we saw Stan's fez hat fall in front if us and I imagined the worst.

Mabel: Guys, we've gotta save them!!!

Dipper: McGucket, do you have an invention that can distract the pterodactyl?

McGucket: Do I?!? *looks in his hat for a while* Nope!!!

We hear a cracking noise coming from the egg. Welp, we're screwed.

Baby Pterodactyl: *burst out of the egg and lets out an adorable squeak*

Mabel: Aww!!!

McGucket: Well, welcome to the world, little fel- AH!!!

Baby Pterodactyl: *swallows McGucket*

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: AHHHH!!!!!

A bit later, the pterodactyl spit out McGucket's hat as McGucket popped his head out. It wasn't long since the baby pterodactyl swallowed him again, then looked at us. We start backing away.

Dipper: What do we do?!? What do we do?!?

Soos: We have to get in a straight line.

Dipper: What?!?

Soos: A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart that if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you!

Dipper: Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day! How can we-?!?

Soos: Dude, look, I-I know I've messed up a lot, I could be sorta clumsy, and it's not always as lovable as I think, but please, as my friend, just trust me on this one!

Dipper: *looks at the baby pterodactyl, then at Mabel and me, then back at Soos and nods*

Soos: *stands up* Get behind me, dudes.

We all get behind Soos and do the exact same things he does. Soos planned worked!!! We made to the other side safe and sound and hid behind the same rocks from earlier, letting out a sigh of relief.

As we congratulated Soos, we heard abroat and looked up. Stan was riding the pterodactyl with Waddles on his back as he punched the pterodactyl in the face.

You: Was that...?!?

Mabel: Stan?!?

...

Mabel: WADDLES!!!!!

Dipper: He's punching him in the face!!!

Stan: From axe heart, I stab at thee!!! *punches the pterodactyl's head causing it to crash into the ravine's wall as Stan barely got off him, then he climbs up*

You, Dipper, and Soos: *run to Stan cheering*

Mabel: *walks to Stan wearing his fez hat*

Stan: Here's your pig, kiddo. *softly takes Waddle's hoof and waves with it, then gives him to Mabel*

Mabel: Waddles!!! *hugs Waddles tightly as Stan takes his fez hat and outs it on* You saved him for me...!!!

Stan: Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta- LOOK OUT!!!

We started running, since the pterodactyl was chasing us once more. We finally made it to the exit hole, only to remember that the rope was broken!!!

That's when we noticed the water geysers and Pine had the idea to let it launch us up. But it was taking too long and the pterodactyl was really close. Soos punched the geyser causing the water to launch us up to safety, also causing the roof to break.

Mabel was hanging from the chandelier with Waddles in hand, Dipper and Soos were inside the piano, Stan was laying on a coffin, and I on the floor. The roof ended up falling and blocking the hole, and we were all soaked from the geyser. Once we exit...

Mabel: I can't believe you did all that for Waddles!!!

Stan: Oh well, can't have my favorite niece not talking to me. *leans his hand against a tree not noticing the sap* And if I got to leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face, then that's what I gotta do!

Mabel: That's kinda sappy.

Stan: Oh what, that's how I feel!

Mabel: No, I mean- *points at his hand*

Stan: *pulls his hand away in realization* Oh yeah. *sticks his hand to Mabel's face and laughs* Gotcha!!!
...uh oh. *tries to pull his hand away put fails*

Mabel and Stan: AHHHH!!!

Oh boy. Well, today was certainly interesting. I'm just glad everyone fixed their problems and aren't arguing anymore.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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