Ep.16: Carpet Diem
Your POV
The twins and I were in our room. They had constructed this mini golf course out of whatever they could fine. I would usually stay apart from their sibling competitions and count the points and stuff.
Mabel: *hits the ball which lands on a cap* HUAAA, TOTAL DOMINATION!!! I am the master of attic stuff mini golf!!! From the mighty Swiss Alps, to the Bad Lands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to thread!!!
You: You really need to clean that.
Dipper: Alright, let a pro on the field! Or floor or whatever. *hits the ball which goes through many obstacles before crashing out the window and hitting someone*
Stan: *from outside* Ah, my head!!! It hit my right in the head!!!
Dipper: Yes, Stan shot!!! Is that legal?
You: Sorry, out of bounce~
Dipper: *poking you with the golf club* You're out of bounds!
You: Hey!
You: *take a nearby golf club and poke Dipper back*
Dipper: *accidentally pokes Mabel*
Mabel: *gasps and laughs before poking you snd Dipper*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *hear Mabel's kitty clock*
Mabel: Hey guys, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight!
Dipper: Aw, again? You can't leave in mid-game!
Mabel: Don't be silly, I'm not leaving! My friends are coming to me!
You: Wait..., what...?!?
Dipper: Oh no, no no no...!!! Sleeping bags?!?
You: Rom-Coms?!?
Dipper: Calling All Boys Preteen addition?!?
You: You're not having a-!!!
Candy and Grenda: *burst open the door* Sleepover!!!!!
You and Dipper: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dang it!!! I love Mabel, and her friends are really cool, but sometimes they can be very annoying!!! It was already dark and Pine and I were trying to ignore them, but it was very very VERY hard to do so.
Mabel: Ok, so how much do you like boys?
Grenda: Sooo much!!!
Candy: Boys make me think about kissing!
Grenda: Candy, oh my gosh! *throws a pillow at Candy*
Candy: Ow!
Mabel: We are so crazy tonight!!!! *shriek*
Candy: *shriek*
Grenda: *shriek, then starts punching the floor*
You: *sigh with annoyance*
Dipper: *groans with annoyance*
Grenda: Who wants to smear makeup on my face?!?
Mabel: You're already so beautiful, Grenda, what would be the point?
Grenda: *as she punches the floor* Beautiful!!! Beautiful!!! Beautiful!!!
You: Mabel, do you think you can do this somewhere else?!?
Dipper: Yeah, you're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!!!
Mabel: C'mon, it's not that bad.
Grenda: You know what they need~?
Mabel: *gasp* A makeover~?
Candy: *takes out many makeup supplies*
You and Dipper: ...
You: *turn phoenix* Good luck, Pine. *fly out the window*
Dipper: No, wait, AHHHHHH-!!!!
I left. When I returned about five minutes later, Dipper's face completely smeared with makeup I couldn't help but laugh. Needless to say, he was pissed that I left. Well, he was pissed at everything.
I helped wipe the makeup off before we headed downstairs to see if we could sleep in Soos's brake room. Yeah, no. We ended up going outside on the ground.
Dipper's POV
You: *take a deep breath* It's been too long since I slept outside.
Dipper: It is kinda nice.
A sudden thought appeared on my mind: a question I had been wondering for weeks now.
Dipper: *takes a deep breath* Hey
(y/n)...?
You: *look at Dipper* Hm?
Dipper: ... do... do remember anything from before you were homeless...?
You: !!!
Dipper: Y-you don't have to answer if you don't want to...
You: I... *look away in shame* I do... *turns away* but I don't like to talk about it...
Dipper: I-it's fine, I'm sorry for bringing it up...
You: It's fine, you were curious, *chuckle softly* I like that.
What? What was that suppose to mean...?!? I shook it off and stared off into the sky. As I began to relax I felt a sudden pain from my leg. I yelled and sat up to see a wolf biting my leg! (y/n) began laughing her guts off, I just tried to ignore it not wanting to go to the sleepover.
Your POV
I slept well that night, although I was a bit startled at Dipper's question. He, however, wasn't as lucky as me. We went back to the bedroom, which was a complete mess!!! Once Candy and Grenda left...
Mabel: Hey brother and bestie, you want any of this leftover pizza? It's got glitter on it!
Dipper: Mabel, last night an owl tried to eat my tongue.
Mabel: Haha, that's great!
Dipper: No, it's not great!!! This *looks at the mess that has covered the room* is impossible to live with!!!
Mabel: What?!? I'm delightful to live with!!! Get ready to be poked by the fun stick!!! *picks up a branch and pokes Dipper* Boop!
Dipper: Ah!!! *slaps the fun stick off Mabel's hand* Mabel, I've had it with the fun stick, you've totally wrecked our room!!! And *gasp*, oh no!!! Our mini golf course!!!
Mabel: Hehe, yeah, Grenda sure loves breaking things!
Dipper: Mabel, we need to lay down some ground rules if we're gonna be living in this room together! First of all: No sleepovers!!!
Mabel: What?!? Well, if I can't have sleepovers then you can't keep us up every night with your summer reading!!!
Dipper: How does reading keep you up?!?
Mabel: You always start clicking your pen and it's annoying!!!
Dipper: Well, at least my bracers don't whistle when I breath!!!
Mabel: At least I wash my clothes once in a while!!!
Dipper: Washing clothes is a waste of time!!! I'm a busy guy!!!
Mabel: Meow meow meow meow meow!!!
Dipper: Alright, if you meow one more time-!!!
Mabel: Meow meow meow!!!
Dipper: Ok, that's it, that's the final straw!!! Maybe we shouldn't share a room anymore!!!
You: !!!
Mabel: Well uh..., well maybe we shouldn't!!!
You: But-!
Dipper: Fine by me!!!
Mabel: Double fine by me!!!
Dipper: Then we need to talk to Grunkle Stan about moving rooms!!!
Mabel: Yeah, he's a reasonable guy!!!
Dipper and Mabel: *leave*
....so.... that happened. Damn, I hate being stuck in their sibling rivalries. And talking to Stan? Psh, yeah, 'reasonable' isn't what I'd use to describe him. I flew downstairs when Soos called for everyone.
Soos: Ok, so I was cleaning behind the bookcase when BOOM, mystery door!!! This whole shack is full of weird secrets!!! *opens the door*
You, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Stan: *enter the room*
Dipper: Woah...!!!
Mabel: Classy...!!!
You: Cool...!!!
Dipper: *reading the carpet's ticket* "Experiment 78...?"
You: Stan, what is this place?
Stan: I dunno, just another room I gotta clean up.
Mabel: *as she does an angel* This carpet is amazing!!!
Stan: Yeah, if you're into things that are terrible.
Dipper: *takes the room key* Problem solved, I'll move in here!
Mabel: What?!? Why do you automatically get the room?!? We both saw it at the same time!!!
Stan: Wait a second. *snatches the key* So you both want this room, huh? I guess I'll give it to which ever one of you I like more! *unties his show* Uh oh, looks like my shoe's untied.
Dipper and Mabel: ... *jump to try and tie the shoe*
Stan: *laughs* To the kitchen!!! Fight, fight, fight, fight!!! *leaves the room*
Dipper and Mabel: *try to follow but they're stopped by Soos*
Soos: Woah, I don't know, dudes, this room gives me major creep-o vibes...
You: Yeah, this place has a really weird atmosphere...
Soos: Maybe you two should appreciate what you got!
Dipper and Mabel: *look at each other, then run out pushing Soos out of the way*
You: *sigh and follow them*
The rest of the day, the twins tried to gain some things called 'Suck Up Points' and become Stan's favorite twin so he'd give the room to whoever had the most points.
The next day I was in the kitchen eating some cereal when Mabel came in. Although she was acting... weird...
Mabel: *runs inside* Grunkle Stan!!!
Stan: What's the word, Mabel?
Mabel: That's right! It's me, Mabel! If you like that omelette, you'll love this! *takes out a strange piece of food* A sandwich made out of rocks!
Stan: *looks at you confused*
You: *shrug*
Stan: *takes the sandwich* Candy rocks?
Mabel: *shakes her head* Regular rocks.
Stan: Keep that up and I'll be giving your brother that key!
Mabel: Haha!!! I-I mean, darn!!!
You: Uh, M? You feeling ok?
Mabel: Oh, I'm perfectly fine, (y/n)! Never better!
You: Ya sure? You're acting... weirder than usual, and your voice sound odd too. Like puberty roughly smacked your throat.
Mabel: *glares at you*
Dipper: *comes in* Hey, Grunkle Stan!!! You're face looks like a butt!!!
Stan: What?!?
Dipper: *keeping things making them fall as he sings* Breaking stuff is so much fun, I am Dipper and I stink!!!
Mabel: Mabel's gone bananas!!! *throws cereal on herself*
Stan: Well, this is getting weird. *leaves*
Mabel: Wait!!! Are you gonna duck Mabel pointing?!?
Dipper: Dipper should loose all his points!!! *tries to run to Stan*
Mabel: *falls on top of Dipper* Grunkle Stan!!!!
You: Ok...... this is getting too weird, I'm leaving.......
And with that I leave. There was obviously something weird going on. Then I remembered about the room and decided to check it out. As I walked around I noticed the carpet's tag. "Experiment 78: Electron Carpet" Oh no... they swapped bodies, didn't they. Oh well.
... THEY SWAPPED BODIES?!? CRAP!!!!! I ran out and found Ma-er, Dipper with Candy and Grenda. He gladly came with me until he noticed my glare.
You: Pine, what's going on?!?
Dipper: Wha-?!? I-I'm not-!!!
You: Don't play dumb!!! I know about the carpet!!!
Dipper: ... *laughs awkwardly*
You: *glare at Dipper*
Dipper: Ok, so Mabel and I switched bodies and now we're making each other look bad.
You: Of course you are.
Dipper: Which reminds me. *runs off*
You: Wha- DIPPER!!! *growl*
I decided to go to Mabel (who was on Dipper's body) who was with Stan curled up in a ball. I pulled her away, but she ran to the room and I had to follow behind.
They were fighting over the damn key and now Candy, Grenda, Soos, Waddles, McGucket, Blubs, and Durland were switching bodies too!!! I ran up to my room and threw myself on my bed. But after a few seconds of piece...
Dipper and Mabel: *barge in, still fighting over the key*
Dipper: Mabel, the room is mine!!! Give it to me!!!
Mabel: Never!!!
Dipper: Just give up already!!!
Mabel: I will never give in!!!
You: *stand up, now completely on fire (literally)* ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dipper and Mabel: ...
You: IVE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO!!! YOU ALWAYS END UP FIGHTING OVER THE LITTLEST OF THINGS AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO SUFFER THEM!!! WHO CARES WHO GETS THE FREAKING ROOM?!?!? YOU BOTH WANT THE SAME THING, RIGHT?!?!? *cool down* ...so why are you fighting...?!?
Mabel: I don't know, I never even wanted to move out...
Dipper: Me either...
Mabel: Then what was all this...?
Dipper: ...everything was fine until you started bringing your friends around every night. I mean, hanging out with you this summer has been fun, but now you're always with Candy and Grenda and (y/n) doesn't join our games that often so I'm just left behind...
Mabel: Aw, Dipper...
Dipper: It's ok, I've just been having a hard time, you wouldn't understand what I'm going through...
Mabel: You're probably feeling awkward and sweaty, huh?
Dipper: Yeah, how'd you know?
Mabel: Here. *offers the key* I won't fight you for it.
Dipper: *takes the key* Thanks. *smiles genuinely*
Mabel: We're sorry for bothering you, (y/n).
You: It's cool, and sorry for overreacting, but when you two fight it's incredibly annoying.
Dipper: Heh, yeah, we're sorry.
By the time night came, Dipper had already moved his stuff to the room. Being completely honest, the room felt a little empty without him. I could tell Mabel felt that way too.
Mabel: Goodnight, (y/n).
You: Night, M.
Mabel: Goodnight, Dipper. *realizes Dipper's absence, then turns around* ...
You and Mabel: *hear a knock on the door, then look at each other*
Mabel: *opens the door*
You: *turn phoenix and fly, landing on Mabel's head* Pine?
Dipper: Hey, do you guys wanna have a sleepover...?
You and Mabel: *smile*
Mabel: *grabs the golf club and hits the ball* Fore!!!
They start playing golf in our room, this time I joined in. It was actually a lot of fun, I'm glad things turned out for the better.
Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!
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